Sleepy, Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy. (return)
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in disneyFrom the monthly archives:
April 2008
Yup, it’s the dainty mitt of HRH Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall!
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Paula Abdul… and Marion Lorne as “Aunt Clara” on “Bewitched.” One was an absentminded witch.
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in american idol, hot messes, wrecksThey’re not worried about firearms in the high schools of Portland, Oregon… they’re more concerned about the eyebrows. And who can blame them?
Centennial High School administrators are telling students with gang-like vertical lines shaved into their brows, as popularized by rapper Soulja Boy, are too gangsta for them, and must be shaved off entirely before they can go back to school.
Why don’t the bitches at CBS do something?
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Tonight will be hell for me. I hate Neil Diamond’s singing with a vehemence usually reserved for bad drivers, ill-mannered clerks, and dogmatic Republicans. Neil’s the mentor on this evening’s “American Idol,” God help us.
Since I was little, I have not been able to listen to Neil Diamond’s “singing.” I recoil in nearly the same way I do at the sound of the dentist’s drill. Or Barbra Streisand. Same thing. For me, their duet inspires a revulsion akin to the spiraling nausea one feels after sustaining a gaping wound.
What’s worse is that if I accidentally hear “Sweet Caroline” or “Ramblin’ Rose” while in a supermarket, I’m forced to depart until it stops. Worse still, I hear it for hours in a cerebral afterburn. This is the real American torture.
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This stunning spaceship of a hat in a lovely handicapped parking blue was worn by the Duchess of Cornwall to a service in London on Monday. Observers said they were annoyed by the constant beeping.
When Charles ascends to the throne — if the Queen ever gives up her seat — Camilla will be known as The Princess Consort, although legally, she’ll be queen.
I wonder what queen came up with that hat!
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Bushie addressed the nation today, blaming Congress for all the woes and ills that have befallen the US during his presidency, including $4 gas prices, the mortgage crisis and the lack of presidential leadership. (I just made up the last one.)
The buck no longer stops at the White House, it stops squarely on the steps of the Congress. Now we know where to send the indictments when he’s out of office.
Fasten your seat belts, kids, it’s going to be a long time repairing the damage done by the Bush regime, which, of course, will be blamed on the Democrats.
Enjoy your $600 consolation prize.
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in money, morons, politicsHere’s that two-faced girl from New Delhi that they’re worshiping over there as the reincarnation of Ganesh — most often seen with an elephant head. She has one name, Lali Singh. And yes, that’s one shared dimple on her cheek(s).
There’s no word yet on whether Cher will attempt to help the child.
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in babies, kids, religion, sensationsTexas officials are saying that those devout polygamist Morman child rapists impregnated 31 of the 53 girls between the ages of 14 and 17 now in state custody — who have either given birth or are expecting.
Bravo to the Texas Child Protective Services for taking action here without blowing up the compound, or allowing the bastards to serve up batches of Latter Day Saints Cherry Kool-Aid.
Speaking of babies, I think I’ll see “Baby Mama” this weekend. Those promos with Amy Poehler pissing in a sink look so damned funny! Hoo hah! Pissing in a sink! OMG! How funny is that? Gum under a coffee table?! Please!
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