From the monthly archives:

June 2008

Janet Jackson Forgets Wynonna

by Chexy on June 30, 2008

Janet Damita Jo Jackson was spotted at the Dior show in Paris, in what is apparently a major wig mix-up with Wynonna Judd.


Either that or a glam Irish Setter jumped off the Eiffel Tower and landed on her head.

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Amy Winehouse and the War in Iraq

by Chexy on June 30, 2008


At some point, Amy Winehouse will need to go to rehab and get clean of her crack addiction, and the U.S. will have to get clean from its addiction to war in Iraq — as Bushie just signed for another $162 billion for the failed war, while Amy Winehouse appeared shaky, frightened, and battling her audience at concerts this past weekend.


The people around the mess that is Winehouse have failed her, unable to keep her hospitalized long enough to restore her health — and the House and Senate have failed the United States, by continuing to support the trillion-dollar mess in Iraq, while approving only 2.7 billion for the worst flooding the U.S. has seen in a century.

Crackheads, all.

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Michelle O: He’ll Fight for the Gays

by Chexy on June 29, 2008

“Barack believes that we must fight for the world as it should be, a world where together we work to reverse discriminatory laws.”

That’s what Michelle Obama said this week at a Manhattan fundraiser for the Democratic National Committee’s Gay and Lesbian Leadership Council. “We are all only here because of those who marched and bled and died, from Selma to Stonewall, in the pursuit of a more perfect union,” she added at the event held days before the anniversary of the 1969 Stonewall riots between gays and New York police, and the city’s annual gay Pride parade. She raised $1.3 million for Barack’s campaign.


Meanwhile, beer heiress Cindy McCain toured Vietnam, Thailand and Cambodia for charitable causes, including Operation Smile, which provides reconstructive surgery for Third World children with cleft palates and facial deformities, and capped off her travels with a fundraiser in London where, assisted by undead Republican gargoyle Henry Kissinger, she raised $500,000 from Americans living abroad… for her husband’s campaign.

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McCainus — The Record

by Chexy on June 28, 2008


This is a photo of Johnny M. as he appeared at the NALEO event on Friday. I am frightened.

Thanks to MoveOn.org, here are 10 facts about McCainus that you might not know:

  1. John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Now he says his position has “evolved,” yet he’s continued to oppose key civil rights laws.1
  2. According to Bloomberg News, McCain is more hawkish than Bush on Iraq, Russia and China. Conservative columnist Pat Buchanan says McCain “will make Cheney look like Gandhi.”2
  3. His reputation is built on his opposition to torture, but McCain voted against a bill to ban waterboarding, and then applauded President Bush for vetoing that ban.3
  4. McCain opposes a woman’s right to choose. He said, “I do not support Roe versus Wade. It should be overturned.”4
  5. The Children’s Defense Fund rated McCain as the worst senator in Congress for children. He voted against the children’s health care bill last year, then defended Bush’s veto of the bill.5
  6. He’s one of the richest people in a Senate filled with millionaires. The Associated Press reports he and his wife own at least eight homes. Yet McCain says the solution to the housing crisis is for people facing foreclosure to get a “second job” and skip their vacations.6
  7. Many of McCain’s fellow Republican senators say he’s too reckless to be commander in chief. One Republican senator said: “The thought of his being president sends a cold chill down my spine. He’s erratic. He’s hotheaded. He loses his temper and he worries me.”7
  8. McCain talks a lot about taking on special interests, but his campaign manager and top advisers are actually lobbyists. The government watchdog group Public Citizen says McCain has 59 lobbyists raising money for his campaign, more than any of the other presidential candidates.8
  9. McCain has sought closer ties to the extreme religious right in recent years. The pastor McCain calls his “spiritual guide,” Rod Parsley, believes America’s founding mission is to destroy Islam, which he calls a “false religion.” McCain sought the political support of right-wing preacher John Hagee, who believes Hurricane Katrina was God’s punishment for gay rights and called the Catholic Church “the Antichrist” and a “false cult.”9
  10. He positions himself as pro-environment, but he scored a 0—yes, zero—from the League of Conservation Voters last year.10

Sources:

1. “The Complicated History of John McCain and MLK Day,” ABC News, April 3, 2008
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2008/04/the-complicated.html

“McCain Facts,” ColorOfChange.org, April 4, 2008
http://colorofchange.org/mccain_facts/

2. “McCain More Hawkish Than Bush on Russia, China, Iraq,” Bloomberg News, March 12, 2008
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aF28rSCtk0ZM&refer=us

“Buchanan: John McCain ‘Will Make Cheney Look Like Gandhi,’” ThinkProgress, February 6, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/06/buchanan-gandhi-mccain/

3. “McCain Sides With Bush On Torture Again, Supports Veto Of Anti-Waterboarding Bill,” ThinkProgress, February 20, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/20/mccain-torture-veto/

4. “McCain says Roe v. Wade should be overturned,” MSNBC, February 18, 2007
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17222147/

5. “2007 Children’s Defense Fund Action Council® Nonpartisan Congressional Scorecard,” February 2008
http://www.childrensdefense.org/site/PageServer?pagename=act_learn_scorecard2007

“McCain: Bush right to veto kids health insurance expansion,” CNN, October 3, 2007
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/10/03/mccain.interview/

6. “Beer Executive Could Be Next First Lady,” Associated Press, April 3, 2008
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h-S1sWHm0tchtdMP5LcLywg5ZtMgD8VQ86M80

“McCain Says Bank Bailout Should End `Systemic Risk,’” Bloomberg News, March 25, 2008
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aHMiDVYaXZFM&refer=home

7. “Will McCain’s Temper Be a Liability?,” Associated Press, February 16, 2008
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=4301022

“Famed McCain temper is tamed,” Boston Globe, January 27, 2008
http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2008/01/27/famed_mccain_temper_is_tamed/

8. “Black Claims McCain’s Campaign Is Above Lobbyist Influence: ‘I Don’t Know What The Criticism Is,’” ThinkProgress, April 2, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/02/mccain-black-lobbyist/

“McCain’s Lobbyist Friends Rally ‘Round Their Man,” ABC News, January 29, 2008
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=4210251

9. “McCain’s Spiritual Guide: Destroy Islam,” Mother Jones Magazine, March 12, 2008
http://www.motherjones.com/washington_dispatch/2008/03/john-mccain-rod-parsley-spiritual-guide.html

“Will McCain Specifically ‘Repudiate’ Hagee’s Anti-Gay Comments?,” ThinkProgress, March 12, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/12/mccain-hagee-anti-gay/

“McCain ‘Very Honored’ By Support Of Pastor Preaching ‘End-Time Confrontation With Iran,’” ThinkProgress, February 28, 2008
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/28/hagee-mccain-endorsement/

10. “John McCain Gets a Zero Rating for His Environmental Record,” Sierra Club, February 28, 2008
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/environment/77913/

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Paris Hilton — The End of an Era

by Chexy on June 28, 2008

That paragon of vapidity, wonky-eyed Paris Hilton, is officially over, I knew it when I saw this pic of her from last night.


It’s been amusing watching her emptyheadedness land her in jail, it was charming to see her crashing her Bentley, falling down, acting in bad films, listening to her atrocious singing, seeing her weep in fear — and momentarily hug African children. But I get the distinct feeling that I just don’t care about her anymore, hence this woeful but fond goodbye.

She has dutifully represented everything that’s wrong with America during these Bush years; wealth over caring, facade over talent, idiocy over competence, and consumerism over everything. I’m glad she’s finally found a tatted-up boyfriend to match her eclat — nothing bespeaks great intellect like neck tattooing.

Good luck and thanks to Paris Whitney Hilton, washed up at 27, but with a bright future as an animal rights activist and mother of baby Maddens. Expect her to be selling medications on TV when she’s in her 50s… or 30s.

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Amy Winehouse 1.0

by Chexy on June 28, 2008

While your Chexy recovers from a tooth extraction, enjoy this gift from the tooth fairy.

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Obie and Hills Make Nice Nice

by Chexy on June 27, 2008

In a striking representation of the cliche “politics makes strange bedfellows,” Barack and Hillary, wearing her best Spanx, kissed before boarding a plane to take them to a campaign stop in Unity, New Hampshire. Nice shot.


It seems that Hillary has worked out her deal with Obama — but I still don’t think she’s going to be named veep. It would obviate the whole “change”
message Barack’s been so inspiring with — and make it “same old, but just diff’ernt.” Hopefully, he’ll make Hills Sec’y of Health and finally let her straighten out this country’s disgraceful health care mess.

Compliments seem in order to Barack’s tailor, and to the candidates’ stylists for coordinating their outfits (his tie matches her pantsuit, which is so adorable, I may be ill).

They look good together, sure, in the same way that exes look happy together in wedding albums of their children. Barack, however, will have to name a running mate with the same vitality and freshness that have been the hallmark of his campaign.


Smart money’s leaning toward muppetish Virginia Governor Tim Kaine, who endorsed Obama early on — and whose mom is from the same Kansas town as Obama’s mama. Kaine is a devout Catholic, a centrist — and he speaks fluent Spanish. Bueno!

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71% Disapproval for Bush

by Chexy on June 25, 2008

Bushie busted a new record — making himself the most unpopular president ever, according to new polls from CNN and Bloomberg.


FROM CNN: “No president has ever had a higher disapproval rating in any CNN or Gallup Poll; in fact, this is the first time that any president’s disapproval rating has cracked the 70 percent mark,” said Keating Holland, CNN’s polling director.

Bush‘s approval rating, which stands at 28 percent in our new poll, remains better than the all-time lows set by Harry Truman and Richard Nixon [22 percent and 24 percent, respectively], but even those two presidents never got a disapproval rating in the 70s,” Holland said.

Only 208 days left of what will undoubtedly be remembered as the worst blight on this country in modern history. Isn’t it astounding that Americans never rioted in the streets to get rid of this hapless putz? Nah, not really.

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Harry Norfolks Around

by Chexy on June 25, 2008


That smirking redhead, Prince Harry, toured the Royal Norfolk County Show in Norwich, packing in the crowds.

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Watt’s Up with That?

by Chexy on June 24, 2008

Oh this bitch is a hot mess… and Naomi Watts isn’t much better. She wore this librarian meets Liza travesty to a Trump hotel launch, adding a pair of corrective pumps to pull it all together. She looks like a cocktail waitress at the new Forest Lawn Hotel and Casino in Gardena. A hot mess of Kongian proportions.


Trump’s in his usual blowhard stance, wearing one of his dumbass pastel ties suitable for a gay wake. And yes, it’s true, he’s turning Japanese.

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