Alaskan cracker Bristol Palin, 18, daughter of noted imbecile and failed VP candidate Gov. Sarah Palin, has joined the parade of 18-year-old high school dropout moms after giving birth to a little bastard named Tripp, not to be confused with his Down Syndrome Uncle Trig.
Her baby daddy is hunky hockey player Levi Johnston, 18, son of accused Oxycontin dealer Sherry Johnston of Wasilla, now a proud felon grandma.
What a lovely family. Here’s an excerpt from Levi’s MySpace page, before it was made private:
“I’m a fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shitt and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass.”
Now these dumbasses are going to pocket $300,000 for pix of their li’l Ritz Bit.
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