From the monthly archives:

January 2009

Chexy’s Saturday Matinee!

by Chexy on January 31, 2009


She’s 88 today… here’s Carol Channing, in a crazy mash-up with Liza.

Hey, I thought this was pretty interesting… some of the screen tests for “Gone with the Wind.”

Miss Amy Winehouse, thank God she’s still alive.

Betty Hutton… in a 1943 performance for Armed Forces Radio.

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Chexy’s Sports Roundup

by Chexy on January 30, 2009


That’s Damien Peverill of some sort of team in Australia playing some kind of football game.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, shaved legs edition.


Photo by Quinn Rooney/Getty Images

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Chexy’s Sports Roundup

by Chexy on January 30, 2009

A pom pom girl of the Arkansas Razorbacks cheers her team to victory against Alabama Crimson Tide in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

A recent ice storm caused the cancellation of the City Planning Division meeting on January 29, but the game went on!

The Planning Commission meeting was moved to Monday, February 02, at 5.30 PM, and will be held in Room 219 of City Hall.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Fayetteville edition. Go hogs.


Photo by Wesley Hitt/Getty Images

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Camilla Goes to the Dogs, Again

by Chexy on January 30, 2009


The loveliness that is Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (right) nuzzles with a police dog in training (left).

The Duchess toured the Metro Dog Training Centre in Keston, London. After an examination, it was determined that the dog’s left eye was not injured by Camilla’s hair.

For more Camilla stories, click here.

Photo by Chris Jackson/Getty Images

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Kim Kardashian, Still

by Chexy on January 30, 2009


Talent-free porn star Kim Kardashian continues to eat into her fifteen minutes of fame, this time appearing at a Super Bowl concert in Florida. I don’t care about her but I’m writing about her.

This is representative of her appeal — she’s there, so you have to look at her, but what’s the point? I always find the corner of my nose gliding upward when I see her. What there is of her is lovely, but she’s as meaningful as porn. But just like old porn, it’s hard to get rid of her. Hopefully, a friend will borrow her one day and never bring her back.

More Kim rants here.

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Oprah is 55

by Chexy on January 29, 2009


Happy birthday to Oprah Winfrey, born to poverty in Mississippi on January 29, 1954. She’s now worth almost 3 billion, and she’s given over 300 million to charity. She’s a friend to the gays, the impoverished, celebs with causes, authors and dieters.

She also has six toes on one of her feet, and her blood line has been traced to the Kpelle tribe of LIberia. She is ranked as the world’s most influential woman and is credited with single-handedly turning the television into the confessional box.

She has claimed that potato chips used to be her “drug of choice.”

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Betty Deuce Pimps It Up in Pink

by Chexy on January 29, 2009


Her Majesty couldn’t wait for spring, pimping up her primped look with pink, pearls and powder on a visit to a primary school.

I love Liz like this — fresh as a clean Depend, smiling — you can almost smell her lilac perfume… at least I think that’s what it is.

Photo by Andrew Winning – WPA Pool/Getty Images

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Hitler Takes Rome

by Chexy on January 29, 2009


Cult leader Tom Cruise appeared for the Italian premiere of that “I Always Wanted to Kill Hitler” movie, which has earned 93 million worldwide since Christmas. The production cost 75 million, and MGM has reportedly spent 70 million trying to get people to see it.

Forgive me for being “glib.”

Photo by Ernesto Russo/Film Magic/Getty Images

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by Chexy on January 28, 2009


Per Mertesacker (yah, his name is Per) celebrates with goalkeeper Tim Wiese after winning some cup match in Germany.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, hug me edition.

Photo by Lars Baron/Bongarts/Getty Images

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Camilla Almost Chokes

by Chexy on January 28, 2009


A freshly reblondered Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, appears to choke while sampling some sauteed potatoes during a visit to the RAF. Someone apparently told her that her hair looked nice, which set off the paroxysm.


Photo by David Crump-WPA Pool/Getty Images

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