The loveliness that is Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (right) nuzzles with a police dog in training (left).
The Duchess toured the Metro Dog Training Centre in Keston, London. After an examination, it was determined that the dog’s left eye was not injured by Camilla’s hair.
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Talent-free porn star Kim Kardashian continues to eat into her fifteen minutes of fame, this time appearing at a Super Bowl concert in Florida. I don’t care about her but I’m writing about her.
This is representative of her appeal — she’s there, so you have to look at her, but what’s the point? I always find the corner of my nose gliding upward when I see her. What there is of her is lovely, but she’s as meaningful as porn. But just like old porn, it’s hard to get rid of her. Hopefully, a friend will borrow her one day and never bring her back.
Happy birthday to Oprah Winfrey, born to poverty in Mississippi on January 29, 1954. She’s now worth almost 3 billion, and she’s given over 300 million to charity. She’s a friend to the gays, the impoverished, celebs with causes, authors and dieters.
She also has six toes on one of her feet, and her blood line has been traced to the Kpelle tribe of LIberia. She is ranked as the world’s most influential woman and is credited with single-handedly turning the television into the confessional box.
She has claimed that potato chips used to be her “drug of choice.”
Cult leader Tom Cruise appeared for the Italian premiere of that “I Always Wanted to Kill Hitler” movie, which has earned 93 million worldwide since Christmas. The production cost 75 million, and MGM has reportedly spent 70 million trying to get people to see it.
A freshly reblondered Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, appears to choke while sampling some sauteed potatoes during a visit to the RAF. Someone apparently told her that her hair looked nice, which set off the paroxysm.