From the monthly archives:

February 2009

Chexy’s Saturday Matinee!

by Chexy on February 28, 2009


I’m going to a Hollywood party tonight — and you can too. From 1934′s “Hollywood Party,” here’s the forgotten Frances Williams with a kaleidoscopic number starring some telephone operator cuties!



Miss Jensen explains everything for the girls… and boys.

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Helen Keller.

Today is Zero Mostel’s birthday, he would have been 94. Here’s his unforgettable performance as Tevye in “Fiddler on the Roof” singing “If I Were a Rich Man” on the Tony Awards in 1971.

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Death of a Salesman

by Chexy on February 27, 2009


Ed McMahon, 85, is battling pneumonia and bone cancer in a Los Angeles hospital.

Johnny Carson died four years ago.

Who will co-host the Labor Day Telethon with Jerry Lewis?

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Betty Deuce — The Coat Dress and Hat

by Chexy on February 27, 2009


Betty Deuce nailed it again in a multi-colored tweedy coat dress (it’s rumored she’s got her nightgown on under these coat dresses she’s been wearing of late) and a spectacular feathered bonnet.

The megastar attended the opening of new British Legion Headquarters in South London.

She’s as lovely as any bride, isn’t she?

Photo by David Parker/WPA/Getty Images

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Chexy’s Sports Roundup

by Chexy on February 27, 2009


No, that’s not your Chexy on my trip to Big Bear last weekend, that’s Wolfgang Loitzl (you want to make sure your Loitzl is well baked, btw) in the Czech Republic during the Men’s Ski Jumping something or other.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Thanks for the Lift Edition.

Photo by Alexander Hassenstein/Bongarts/Getty Images

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Hills and Grace

by Chexy on February 27, 2009


Debra Messing tries desperately to get some of the power of Salma Hayek’s magic boobs at a book party for “Good to Great Hair” in Hollywood. No attendees were nursed by Salma.

Photo by John Shearer/Getty Images

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Just Another Queen

by Chexy on February 27, 2009

That hotness with a Chanel bag is none other than Queen Tuanku Nur Zahirah of Malaysia (say it with me; Tuanku Nur Zahirah), who popped into Harrods of London to promote Malaysian crafts. The queen is 35, a mother of four, and well liked by the people of Malaysia for her charitable works. It’s good to be queen.

Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images

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Ash Me

by Chexy on February 26, 2009


An Ash Wednesday reveler leaves St. Patrick’s Church in New York City, marking the introspective Lenten season. I haven’t quite decided what I’m giving up for lent. I think I’ll give up moderation.

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Chexy’s Sports Roundup

by Chexy on February 26, 2009


This lovely mug belongs to Melanie Behringer of Germany, posing for photographers at something called a “women’s international friendly match” between Germany and China.

Yeah, she looks real friendly-like.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Farbissiner Edition.

Photo by Lars Baron/Bongarts/Getty Images

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Octomom to be Cocktomom?

by Chexy on February 25, 2009


Nadya Suleman has received a $1 million-dollar offer to star in a porno movie. Suggested titles:

Deep Octo

I Can Take Eight

The Biggest Bulge

Nadya Mention It

Sule-Man Hungry

Don’t Wake the Kids

In Vitro Ho

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Lindsay Lohan from Freaky Friday: ‘Memba Her?

by Chexy on February 25, 2009

Former child star Lindsay Lohan is best known for playing a bratty kid in Disney films like “Freaky Friday.”*

ALL GROWED UP

Lohan, now 49, surfaced at a fashion event in NYC, looking somnambulant.


Lohan starred in “Herbie Fully Loaded” in 2005 and was arrested in 2007 for being fully loaded. She is now seen mostly as a guest in nightclubs where her girlfriend Sam works as a DJ.

The former actress recently announced that she is now marketing a line of spray tanning products.

*apologies to TMZ and Johnny Lopez

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