From the monthly archives:

March 2009

Little Work on the Prairie

by Chexy on March 31, 2009

Former SAG president Melissa Gilbert, 44, at the premiere of “American Identity” last week in Beverly Hills, and the anti-sag Jackie Stallone, 87. So alike, but only one has appeared on an episode of “Nip/Tuck,” while the other has made it a habit.

Hat tip: Johnny L.

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Who Are You? Who Who Who Who?

by Chexy on March 31, 2009

Roger Daltrey of The Who onstage in Australia last night, and the late actor, game show panelist and gay icon, Charles Nelson Reilly. So alike, and yet only one survived the Hartford Circus Fire.


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Old Idols Nevah Die…

by Chexy on March 31, 2009


Once you’ve been on TV as an “American Idol,” and take that long road down the Wannabeen Highway, you still get plenty of tail, as seen here in the new twosome of self-idolizing Constantin Maroulis and tiny sex titan Dr. Ruth Westheimer.

Or they just happened to be at an Emmy Awards gala at the Marriott in NYC the other night, one or the other.

Photo by Brad Barket/Getty Images

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Shirley Jones is 75

by Chexy on March 31, 2009

Before she was a spokesperson for Ralphs supermarkets, and before she was Mrs. Partridge, Shirley Jones was a musical star — and here she is singing “It Might as Well Be Spring” by Rodgers and Hammerstein’s — as seen on the Danny Thomas show fifty years ago… including the curious lyrics:

“But I feel so gay in a melancholy way, that it might as well be spring.

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Betty Deuce Busts Out the Good Jewels

by Chexy on March 31, 2009


Her Majesty busted out the sapphire crown for a Buckingham Palace state dinner last night in honor of Mexican Presidente Felipe Calderon and wife Margarita. Just to keep it real, she also wore the matching necklace and bracelet. Click the pic for a look at the gems!

Seriously, who doesn’t love big jewels?


Betty and Phil sure know how to turn it out!

Photos by Stephen Hird and Johnny Green/WPA Pool/Getty Images

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Serdar’s Soccer Stare

by Chexy on March 31, 2009

That black-eyed guy with the kiss-me lips is Serdar Tasci of Germany, as seen during a World Cup qualifying match in Leipzig.

It’s settled. I’m going to ask Serdar to Seder.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Hide the Matzoh edition.


Photo by Stuart Franklin/Bongarts/Getty Images

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OMG! It looks like Betty Deuce threw on one of those giant party sombreros!

Alas, she’s only toddling around an exhibit of stuff from Mexico in the Royal Collection — while Mexico’s President Felipe Calderon and Senora Zavala visit.

Here’s some of the royal collection not displayed in the exhibit…


Photo by Tim Whitby/Getty Images

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Gone with the Wind, Honey

by Chexy on March 30, 2009


A tranny hooker/cater waiter lost her wig in the windy Los Angeles weather this weekend, but managed to hang on to a street sign to keep from blowing away… and was able to make it to her gig serving guests at David Geffen’s house.

Or that’s Perez Hilton in his best party dress for his birthday bash.

Photo by COP/BuzzFoto/FilmMagic

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Horror at Uzbeki Circus

by Chexy on March 30, 2009


The Kazakh Flying Circus performed last night in downtown Uzbekistan, with high-wire act Sventlana Boryenka donning her signature leopard flying suit, atomic makeup and plutonium enriched hair for the evening’s acrobatics.

Or, it’s Christina Aguilera at Perez Hilton’s birthday party Saturday in Los Angeles. One or the other.

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Princess Bea Lines

by Chexy on March 30, 2009


The loveliness that is Her Royal Highness Princess Beatrice Elizabeth Mary of York, 20, stands before the watchful eye of a portrait of her grandmother, Betty Deuce, at London’s Royal Albert Hall event to benefit the Teenage Cancer Trust.

As the daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson, Bea has clearly inherited poise and good looks from both sides of her family!

Beatrice is fifth in line to the throne, for which she is not seen waiting in this picture.


Photo by Simone Joyner/Getty Images

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