If anyone tells you that you look terrific in a suit with short pants, don’t believe them unless you are under age 4.
This caution apparently did not reach douchily-suited Lorenzo Martone and his designer boyfriend Marc Jacobs, who attended the Veuve Clicquot Manhattan Polo Classic in New York City. This has been Chexy’s Fashion Report, Little Lord Fauntleroy edition.
Meshuggeneh gun enthusiast and “Wall of Sound” creator Phil Spector, 69, will likely spend the rest of his miserable life behind prison walls, after just being sentenced to 19 years to life for murdering actress Lana Clarkson in his foyer. The defense claimed that she walked into his house, grabbed a gun, had a seat, and shot herself in the mouth.
And now, the Spector-produced “Be My Baby” with the Ronettes.
Her Royal Highness, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (left with Chaz) and the winning cow (right with farmer) at the Royal Bath and West Farm Show in England.
She was selected for her power, breed character and good locomotion. (The cow.)
Our long national nightmare is almost over. Adam and whatshisname appeared on the Today show yesterday, along with one-time Gerald Ford assassin wannabe Sara Jane Moore. Now the wailing duo will make a few more talk show appearances, then start the Idol summer tour on July 5.
It’s Sara I want to see more of. Adam will reportedly be on the cover of Rolling Stone — saying, “Yup, I’m Gay.” Shock.
I’m beside myself with joy… my favorite, Dame Edna is appearing in Los Angeles, and I’ll be seeing her for the third time — will take Auntie Jean with me because she’s on the outs with Margo-Lynnae again, and this will cheer her. Here’s Dame Edna last night with Jay Leno… and Wanda Sykes.