From the monthly archives:

May 2009

Chexy’s Fashion Report

by Chexy on May 31, 2009


If anyone tells you that you look terrific in a suit with short pants, don’t believe them unless you are under age 4.

This caution apparently did not reach douchily-suited Lorenzo Martone and his designer boyfriend Marc Jacobs, who attended the Veuve Clicquot Manhattan Polo Classic in New York City.

This has been Chexy’s Fashion Report, Little Lord Fauntleroy edition.

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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee!

by Chexy on May 30, 2009


Oh, it’s a great big gay Saturday Matinee! Here’s an edumacational cartoon!

Imagine a world without gays… a lot less faaaaaaaaabulous.

Doris Day… with Secret Love… from “Calamity Jane.”

And here’s the gayest thing ever… no, it’s not Adam Lambert… it’s Judy, Barbra and Ethel Merman. If you like this, you could very well be gay.

Happy Birthday Auntlers

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Camilla and the Mascot

by Chexy on May 29, 2009


A sneaker mascot for osteoporosis examines HRH, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, to see what’s holding her up.


It’s not her brassiere.

Photos by Indigo/Getty Images

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Goodbye, Phil

by Chexy on May 29, 2009


Meshuggeneh gun enthusiast and “Wall of Sound” creator Phil Spector, 69, will likely spend the rest of his miserable life behind prison walls, after just being sentenced to 19 years to life for murdering actress Lana Clarkson in his foyer. The defense claimed that she walked into his house, grabbed a gun, had a seat, and shot herself in the mouth.


And now, the Spector-produced “Be My Baby” with the Ronettes.

Mug: L.A. Sheriff
Lana: LanaClarkson.com

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JFK Not 92 Today

by Chexy on May 29, 2009


John F. Kennedy, born on this day in 1917… and a plate from the Chexy collection. I have service for six in this one.


for Gina

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Camilla and the Cow

by Chexy on May 29, 2009

Her Royal Highness, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (left with Chaz) and the winning cow (right with farmer) at the Royal Bath and West Farm Show in England.

She was selected for her power, breed character and good locomotion. (The cow.)

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It’s Not Over Until…

by Chexy on May 29, 2009


… Susan Boyle sings. Saturday night.

Jay Leno’s last Tonight show is Friday, he moves to 10 PM, but I still won’t watch him.

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Glam and Dunk

by Chexy on May 29, 2009


Our long national nightmare is almost over. Adam and whatshisname appeared on the Today show yesterday, along with one-time Gerald Ford assassin wannabe Sara Jane Moore. Now the wailing duo will make a few more talk show appearances, then start the Idol summer tour on July 5.


It’s Sara I want to see more of. Adam will reportedly be on the cover of Rolling Stone — saying, “Yup, I’m Gay.” Shock.

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Dame Edna Hits L.A.

by Chexy on May 28, 2009

I’m beside myself with joy… my favorite, Dame Edna is appearing in Los Angeles, and I’ll be seeing her for the third time — will take Auntie Jean with me because she’s on the outs with Margo-Lynnae again, and this will cheer her. Here’s Dame Edna last night with Jay Leno… and Wanda Sykes.

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Prop 8 Protest

by Chexy on May 28, 2009

Here’s 3 minutes of the march on Tuesday night in West Hollywood.

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