by Chexy on June 30, 2010
Al Jazeera has announced that they’ll now be broadcasting on Britain’s Freeview free digital platform, making the UK its biggest English-speaking market for free TV! You’ll be able to watch all of your favorite shows like:
“American Infidel” with Imam Seacrest”
“The Real Housewives of King Abdullah”
“Dancing with the Scarves”
“Live with Ahmed and Ahmed”
“Everybody Hates Jews”
“Law & Order: What’s That?”
“Dora the Western Whore”
“Ghee”
“Diners, Drive-Ins and Stonings”
“How I Bought Your Mother”
“So You Think You Can Vote?”
“30 Rocks at Habib’s Wife”
“Are You Smarter Than a Terrorist?”
“Arabia’s Next Top Martyr”
“Project Burka”
“Two and a Half Muslims”
“The Paula Abdul Show”
“Iraqi Shore”
“7th Heaven with 100 Virgins”
“Allah in the Family” (repeats)
“The Camel Whisperer” (canceled)
“The Price is Death” (with Drew Carey)
“It’s Always Sunny in Abu Dhabi”
“Ugly Bathsheba”
“As the World Turns Against Us”
“Muhammad XY”
“The Young and the Restless and Easily Brainwashed”
“Really Mad Men”
“Desperate Housewives”
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by Chexy on June 30, 2010
Oh, that’s not a beaver, that’s a wolverine! Her majesty, Betty Deuce, was unamused, as they say, while touring the Canadian Museum of Nature in Ottawa on Wednesday.
She thought one of Phil’s eyebrows got loose.
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by Chexy on June 30, 2010
by Chexy on June 30, 2010
by Chexy on June 30, 2010
by Chexy on June 30, 2010
by Chexy on June 30, 2010
by Chexy on June 30, 2010
When Betty busts a brand new look, she goes all the way. Take, for instance (please!), this wild bow getup, with this pattern-on-pattern silk sheath, topped by a whopper of a bonnet and bow. Even Phil, chortling in the background, finds it amusing. Take note of her bow-shaped brooch, set in sapphires. Add a pearl necklace and you’re ready to inspect the seamen… on the Centenary of the Canadian Navy.
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by Chexy on June 29, 2010
The Kardashian kurvas arrive in Las Vegas via private jet. Mama Kris, Kourtney and Kim took a private plane from Los Angeles, where there are dozens of flights to Las Vegas every day, but these bitches need to take up even more space and screw the earth by making their carbon footprint even larger than sister Khloe’s normal one.
They probably had too much luggage to fly on a regular airline… and speaking of suitcases… Kris’ ex, and the father of Kourtney, Kim and Khloe, was the late OJ “attorney” Robert Kardashian, who was the last person seen with OJ’s suitcase (believed to have contained his bloody clothing), on the morning after Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman were found slashed to death. It was never found.
Hopefully, the girls found their suitcases right where they left them.
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by Chexy on June 29, 2010
That’s Mi’kmaq Chief Ben Sylliboy (yes, Sylliboy) with Betty Deuce as she arrived late Monday in Halifax. The royal couple (yah, she dragged Phil along on this one) will be in Canada for 9 days, then Betty heads for NYC where she’ll address the UN, meet with dignitaries, and grab a corned beef at the Carnegie.
And for the four people who will get this joke: What’s Lnu, pussycat?
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