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July 2010

Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on July 31, 2010

Joan Crawford sings! From 1931′s “Possessed.” Be sure you haven’t eaten.

Nixon fucks up.

Edison knew that idiotic kitty cat footage was money.

The brilliant Martin Short.

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Chelsea’s Wedding

by Chexy on July 30, 2010

Never adorable former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton will be married this weekend, and you can see by the above pic that she’s gotten more photogenic.

She’s apparently dropped thirty pounds for her Great Big Jewish Wedding. Well, the groom’s family, anyway.

It’s no surprise she picked a Jewish guy. Her father used to date a Jewish girl.

Mazel Tov!

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It’s Not Looking Good

by Chexy on July 30, 2010

A team of medical, security and military professionals at Queen Elizabeth Hospital give Prince Charles the bad word about Camilla’s hair.

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Plaza Suite

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

Designer Betsey Johnson as she appeared today with an Eloise doll at some nonsense for rich children who stay at the Plaza Hotel.

So alike, and yet one has weird clothes, fake hair and dead eyes.

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Uh Oh!

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

Gabourey Sidibe is informed that she just missed the lunch buffet… as seen during a panel for the upcoming show, “The Big C” — at the Summer TV Critics tour in Beverly Hills.

No one was injured.

Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images

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In the panoply of mind-fuckingly annoying Americana, the Daisy songs take the sour cream cake. But not for this tot.

This could be proof that there’s some type of subliminal programming in those commercials.

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Camilla and the Dotted Dress — AGAIN!!

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

NO! She’s done it again! Camilla just loves this skirt and will not stop wearing it, as you can see here.

Today the Duchess of Cornwall, with fresh yellow highlights in her hair to accentuate her delicate features, wore that damned dotted thing to visit the Royal Centre for Defence Medicine at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital, which treats service personnel injured overseas.

I’m sure the sight of Camilla makes every sick person feel better.

Bruce Adams/WPA Pool/Getty Images

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Chexy’s Sports Roundup: Just Pluck It

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

Javier Hernandez of Manchester United is plucking his brows into the shape of a Nike swoosh, as seen at some game in Houston yesterday.

He’s almost there.

Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

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Gabby Goes Glam

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

Gabourey Sidibe arrives to the CBS, Showtime and CW TCA Summer Party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Wednesday.

Peach is clearly her color.

Kevin Winter/Getty Images

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Birthday: Clara Bow

by Chexy on July 29, 2010

That gorgeousness is the original “It” girl… not some Lohan trash imitation. Bow was the real deal, from Brooklyn too, born on this day in 1905. An abused and impoverished child, she somehow managed to become America’s first sex symbol.

The story about her taking on the entire USC football team was proven false by someone who interviewed members of the alleged dalliance team, and they all denied it. Among her many affairs, however, was Bela Lugosi.

Clara got into pictures by winning a contest and was a top box office star in the waning days of the silents — she exemplified the Flapper era, although she was making $35,000 a week during the Depression.

She made a few sound pictures and quit the business at 26, married cowboy actor Rex Bell and had two kids. She never attempted a comeback.

Bow died in Los Angeles of a heart attack at age 60. Her remains are at Forest Lawn, near those of George Burns and Nat King Cole, and right below Alan Ladd.

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