From the monthly archives:

July 2010

Nat King Condi

by Chexy on July 28, 2010

Former Dreckretary of State Condoleezza Rice as she appeared last night at a musical charity concert, and the late great Nat King Cole.

So alike, only one was a bitchin’ cool gas and the other is a cold bitch with a Chevron tanker named for her.

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in legends, little known facts, lookalikes

Breakthrough with Tony Robbins

by Chexy on July 28, 2010

Toothsome, platitude-dropping self-helper Tony Robbins from North Hollywood, and early merchant Marco Polo from Venice.

So alike, only one went to China, and the other threw a paralyzed guy out of an airplane in Fiji.

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in bad hair, lookalikes, reality tv

Camilla: The Prettiest Flower of Them All

by Chexy on July 28, 2010

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, left her hangover recovery time to attend the Sandringham Flower Show in King’s Lynn, England.

I think her hairdo is best described as royally unkempt. A dash of mascara applied with a toothbrush, some pearls and a few dragonfly pins, and she’s ready… for a depilatory. From today’s closeup, we can see that the Duchess probably had quiche for brunch.

Reapplying lipstick is so tiresome for Camilla. Still, she manages to look as fresh as a drunk daisy.

Chris Jackson/Getty Images

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in bad hair, girls will be girls, gorgeousness, royals, sorry -- had to

Birthday: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

by Chexy on July 28, 2010

The ethereal Jackie Kennedy would have been 81 today. Fortunately, she didn’t live to see this:

Katie Holmes as Jackie in the forthcoming “The Kennedys” on the History Channel.

I can’t wait!

for Gina

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in birthdays, gorgeousness, kennedys, reality tv

SeaWorld Thinks You’re Stupid

by Chexy on July 27, 2010

Five months ago, a captive killer whale killed trainer Dawn Brancheau at SeaWorld in Orlando.

Now SeaWorld has enlisted the help of noted pothead and perennial arrestee Snoop Dogg and this captive sea lion, Clyde, to pump up attendance at their San Diego park. Oh, my nerves.

Please do not support the imprisonment of animals for amusement, or the imprisonment of Snoop Dogg for pot.

Bob Couey – SeaWorld San Diego/Getty Images

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in animals, bad form, bad hair, can you believe it?, mayhem, my nerves, whatever

Sarah Palin, Chinese Style

by Chexy on July 27, 2010

This Chinese Sarah Palin video is making the rounds. The truth is scarier than fiction… and to anyone who thinks Sarah Palin couldn’t become president, I have two words: Ronald Reagan.

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in morons, politics, whatever

Hate-Filled Bastard Goes to Church

by Chexy on July 27, 2010

A curiously cropped photo of hate monger Mel Gibson, as he appeared this weekend when the bastard went to church. What a laugh. To exactly what/whom does he pray?

Anagram fun! Rearrange the letters behind Mel to form SCORN TO and CONSORT!

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in bastards, haters, religion

Slow News Day

by Chexy on July 27, 2010

It’s another mighty slow news day in Tinseltown, so here’s one of my favorite artists, Joni Mitchell, with “Hejira,” live in Japan. Her poetry is absolutely spectacular.