The Roy Rogers Museum had to shut down in Branson — because even the goofballs who go to Branson don’t want to see that crap, I mean, why look at a stuffed horse when you can see Yakov Smirnoff at 9:30 AM?
Now Roy and Dale’s memorabilia is going on the auction block next week, including the stuffed remains of Trigger, which are expected to fetch about $200,000.
And now, Roy and Dale, when they got old and religious. Wait for the Jesus chorus.
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