Man, this bitch is annoying! Every time I hear him speak on the Food Network, I expect him to vomit just a little bile, and then criticize his liver for the consistency. He’s hosting “24-Hour Restaurant Battle.” Just look how he’s ruining this picture of a beautiful red checkerboard wall.
His well-groomed, unshaven beard is especially irksome. This master chef must have a cucumber stuck in his ass… or needs one. His withering criticism on “Chopped” is enough to make an onion cry. This guy just reeks of nasty.
Scott Conant, Putz of the Week.
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His aversion to raw onion on “Chopped” has achieved legendary status I think. I love when he’s on with Mark Murphy because Mark Murphy so isn’t taking any of that bitch’s nonsense.
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Tammie
Great writing! I want to see a follow up on this topic?!
I am curious exactly what Esther thinks about this??