From the monthly archives:

October 2010

Happy Halloween!

by Chexy on October 31, 2010

October 31, 1962 at the White House. Note Caroline’s chexy costume!

JFK Library
for Gina

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An extraordinary view of the sheer power of ice skaters, as shown by Marissa Castelli and Simon Shnapir (that’s pronounced “Shnapir”) of the USA during the free skate pairs competition Saturday at Skate Canada International in Ontario.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, “Sorry, I Was Held Up” edition.

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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on October 30, 2010

Mummy!

Betty Boop meets Dracula! (Mae Questel and Bela Lugosi)

Boo!

Have fun tonight, everybody! Here’s Shirley Bassey!

for MT with love

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Yes, there were some god-awful people up for this week’s putziest, including several homophobes and Halliburton and some CBN network ninnies, but the shmegegges of the week have to be Marie Claire magazine’s snooty-toot mushmouth Nina Garcia, and bloated design snert Michael Kors, who sounds like my Aunt Annie tasting a piece of bad fish.

These two boobs had the unfathomable ineptitude to select Oregon mongrel Gretchen as this year’s “Project Runway” champ. I don’t absolve Heidi Klum from blame, but at least she fought for Mondo, whose sensational designs all season long were clearly better than the drab neo-desert Joni Mitchell on downers ensembles created by the Pariah of Portland.

This week’s Putzes of the Week: Nina Garcia and Michael Kors. Try the fish.

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Real Housewives of Neverland

by Chexy on October 29, 2010

“Real Housewife” kvetch Bethenny Frankel as seen last night at the Huffington Post 2010 ‘Game Changers’ event in NYC, and Michael Jackson around the time he was married to Lisa Marie Presley.

So alike, and yet only one became a rich white woman.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

by Chexy on October 29, 2010

It’s the adventures of Camilla, Super Spy! (Insert odd, drum-laden theme song here.)

That’s how the Duchess of Cornwall looked while exiting her helicopter on arrival to the Medway Aircraft Preservation Society in Rochester, England on Thursday.

Camilla wore her para-military overcoat, flying wing pin, and a pair of boots she bought at a Marianne Faithfull concert in 1966.

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Gretchen Jones Wins Project Runway

by Chexy on October 28, 2010

After a hideous collection she called “Running Through Thunder” was displayed in all its lackluster granolaness, this phony, lying, duplicitous coozette was named the winner of “Project Runway” tonight, causing a chorus of “WTF?” to rise from West Hollywood with such ferocity that I could hear it in the valley.

I thought her clothes were awful all season and could never understand what the fuss was about her. I blame Nina Garcia. Marie Claire must have a big fat say in this, because clearly Mondo should have been the winner.

Perhaps Gretchen can really run through thunder… and some lightning.

A resounding booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to Project Runway. They got it wrong.

On the brightly colored plaid side, this might be like “Idol,” where people forget the winner, and the runner-up goes on to have the career. Gretchen. Soul Patrol. Yup.

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Cazwell and Amanda Lepore Get Into It

by Chexy on October 28, 2010

Here’s Cazwell with Amanda Lepore in their very glamorous video!

ty J.Lo.

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Chexy’s Sports Roundup: Gimme Some Gimenez

by Chexy on October 28, 2010

Gaston Ramirez (left) of Bologna congratulates Henry Gimenez after scoring at the Tim Cup match against Modena in Bologna.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, “It’s So Easy to Pick Up a Guy at a Soccer Game” edition.

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Bye Bye, Mozah!

by Chexy on October 28, 2010

Sheikha Mozah, looking something like Grace Jones in a stunning eggplant coat dress and alligator bag from the Rosalind Russell collection, dashes through the British Library on the last stop of her visit to Betty Deuce, on which she accompanied her chubby hubby, the Emir of Qatar.

The Sheikha signed a “Memorandum of Understanding” Thursday, which establishes a partnership to make tens of thousands of Arabian Gulf documents held by the British Library available online.

Isn’t that nice?

Note that iceberg she’s wearing on her pinky!

I’m gonna miss those turbans! Hurry back, Sheikha!

Ben Stansall/AFP/Getty

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