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in bastards, horror, morons, my nerves, oh the horrorFrom the monthly archives:
May 2011
My friends know that I revere that harridan with a bouffant who I call the “Solomon of our time.”
If only real courtrooms were run this way.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Judge Judy needlepoint… to make your place a little homier.
via Steotch.com
ty Austin
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An unfortunate strain of E-coli bacteria has been found in German cucumbers, causing illness and even death.
Sad, because German cucumbers are usually quite nice.
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Miss Veronyka has been buying “cute” and “pretty” things. Some are more than pretty. They’re pretty pretty pretty pretty. Pretty.
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Summer season has begun, and our Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, brings the sunshine as she guffaws while reading to a group of kids at a literary event in Hay-on-Wye, which is often what is said of her hair: Hay on, why?!
Ushering in the season in a heavy, gray wool suit one might see on a bereaved Mormon grandmother, accented with a scarf so atrocious that it makes one wonder if her wardrobe pieces were selected by a disgruntled butler.
And yet, her beauty shines through.
(Note: She is not reading from an autobiography.)
Chris Jackson/Getty
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Here’s something you don’t see every Tuesday… Batman in a turban!
From Detective Comics, circa 1954.
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John F. Kennedy would have been 94 today.
Illustration by Tim O’Brien
for Gina
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Miss Veronyka (right) shows how to get the Kim Kardashian (left) look! I’d say she pretty well nailed it!
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“A defector from these petty wars…”
“War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.”
And now, for 1 min., 50 secs., let’s listen to the radio on the internets!
It isn’t Memorial Day Weekend until Judy Garland has sung “Battle Hymn of the Republic.”
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