That’s our Betty, topped with the Imperial State Crown, as though she’d just eaten margarine (some of you may remember that), and wearing the expression of a woman who needs two Tylenol, stat.
Her Majesty attended the State Opening of Parliament today, where she paraded through the Royal Gallery in the Palace of Westminster.
This year’s session is expected to introduce banking reform, House of Lords reform, and plans for increased internet monitoring. If I should disappear in the next few weeks after posting about Camilla, you’ll know who to blame.
Using the same holographic technology that reanimated Tupac Shakur for the hippies at Coachella, a Gladys Knight hologram performed last night on “Dancing with the Stars” — and it was a pip!
Now there’s talk that the Tupac hologram will “go on tour.” I’d go see Fred Astaire if he toured.
In what promises not to be her last court appearance, Lindsay Lohan wore this 1970s polyester suit, which was available in a men’s version in the Montgomery Ward catalog in 1975 for only $27.88. Real Dacron!