Sears Home Appliances.
Sears Hos.
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in advertising, crap, hos, kardashian, reality tv, sex, sorry -- had toFrom the category archives:
advertising
Row 1: Mucinex ad loogie Mr. Mucus and hetero ogre Shrek, Alka-Seltzer moppet Speedy and jittery TBS clown Conan O’Brien, St. Pauli Girl beer wench and surgified country girl Dolly Parton.
Row 2: Borden spokescow Elsie and Kardashian spokescow Khloe, wall-busting Kool-Aid Man and shoe-busting starlet Gabourey Sidibe, the Land O’ Lakes cholesterol cutie and whippet-thin Demi Moore.
Row 3: Pillsbury giggler Poppin’ Fresh and irksome Republiscum Newt Gingrich, cereal killer Sugar Pops Pete and Justin Bieber honey Selena Gomez, butch sanitizer Mr. Clean and creepy germaphobe Howie Mandel.
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in advertising, lookalikes, stuff I like
Elton John being interviewed while in a queen costume for his Super Bowl ad for Pepsi, and Mickey Mouse in “Brave Little Tailor” as he addresses the king.
Nice floor on the left.
ty Steve H.
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in 1930, advertising, animation, disney, lookalikes
I told you about it last week… and here they come. Even more plastic than the real-life Kardashians… their Barbies are forthcoming from Mattel.
Hide yo kids.
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in advertising, bad hair, can you believe it?, for reals, kardashian, my nerves, oh the horror
This compelling pic of a 99 Cent Only store at night, with garbage, by Austin Shear, who has an eye for the extraordinarily ordinary.
Check out Austin’s tumblr.
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in advertising, photography, stuff I like, white buildings
A little local nostalgia to close out the year.
All the gay colors… big 12.5″ too.
Bugs sings it.
Have fun tonight, dance on the ceiling.
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in advertising, animation, cinema, legends, stuff I like
Kim Kardashian is tweeting some, er, titillating news regarding a possible Barbie in her likeness. This makes perfect sense, since every red-blooded parent wants her daughter to emulate a failed porn star.
Kim tweeted at the Ken doll (yes, I really wrote that, and yes, Ken is on the Twitter, and yes, I said “the Twitter” ironically), “Merry Christmas Barbs @Barbie Style! Long time no see! What did Ken get you for Christmas? Miss you doll!” Then, “Barbie” responded, “Happy Doll-idays to you too @KimKardashian! See you in 2012?”
Well-hung rap star, lummox basketballer and vapid sisters all sold separately. Mercifully, there’s no indication that the doll will speak.
In other Barbie news, Donna Douglas (below, left), whose life has been consigned to being Elly Mae Clampett of “The Beverly Hillbillies,” has just won a settlement against Mattel for using her likeness without permission.
Amy asked me, “Does the Kim doll come with Botox?” I don’t know where she learns these things.
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in advertising, bad hair, crap, hot messes, kardashian, kids, my imaginary daughter amy, oh the horror, pearl clutch
The Whole Foods market in L.A.’s glamorous Fairfax district is ready to serve their Jewish customers for Hanukkah. Sorta.
Fail.
(For my non-Jewish readers, one doesn’t eat matzo on Hanukkah… that’s for Passover… which is around Eastertime.)
via Heeb
ty Steve D.
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in advertising, bad form, holidays, the jews, whatever, ya gotta love it
Santa takes a Coke break in his fabulous Mid-Century Modern country home, with his pet deer, Shlomo.
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in advertising, fabulosity
Does Santa’s hand look a little, you know, arty?
This may confirm…
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in advertising, holidays, pearl clutch
