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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on January 28, 2012

Bring on the tap dancing kids.

Refaced Scientologist Greta Van Susterin interviews molten hot First Lady wannabe Callista Gingrich. Keep an eye on her hair.

Rockin’ it old school… Linda Hopkins.

From 1934′s “Down to Their Last Yacht,” the strangest big musical number of the era. It just keeps getting better, and by better, I mean I can’t believe it. Wait for the ship scene.

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in 1930, animals, animation, bad hair, books, chexy takes on, crap, gorgeousness, kids, movies, oddities

Severed Head Found Near Hollywood Sign

by Chexy on January 18, 2012

A severed head was found near the landmark Hollywood Sign yesterday… by the dog of a hiker, which was attracted to a plastic bag, out of which rolled the head.

Police report that the head might be that of an Armenian man, not believed to be a Kardashian.

Above, the Severed Head of Saint John the Baptist, as imagined by Auguste Rodin, in the collection of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.

Auguste Rodin (France, Paris, 1840 – 1917)
Severed Head of Saint John the Baptist, circa 1887-1907
Sculpture, Marble, 8 x 15 3/4 x 13 1/2 in. (20.32 x 40.01 x 34.29 cm)
Museum purchase made possible by the Iris and B. Gerald Cantor Foundation in memory of B. Gerald Cantor (AC1998.139.1)
European Painting and Sculpture Department.

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in animals, horror, kardashian, mayhem, murder, oh the horror

Mitt Romney in the Clutch

by Chexy on January 10, 2012

Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney, and ’60s cartoon character Clutch Cargo.

Both really creepy when they talk. (Try watching the videos simultaneously!)

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in animals, animation, bad hair, bastards, politics

Camel Burnett

by Chexy on January 9, 2012

The great Carol Burnett, 78, as seen at NBC’s 90th birthday tribute to Betty White on Sunday, and a camel.

One was a 2003 Kennedy Center Honors recipient.

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in animals, awards, legends, lookalikes, sorry -- had to

Camilla Meets Chewy

by Chexy on December 7, 2011

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall meets Chewbacca at a charity event in London.

One of them is having a good hair day. It isn’t Camilla.

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in animals, bad hair, charity, royals

Scientists to Clone Woolly Mammoth

by Chexy on December 5, 2011

Thanks to the discovery of well-preserved bone marrow in a woolly mammoth thigh bone in Siberia, Scientists believe they can clone the long-extinct species and bring it back into existence, according to published reports.

This is not the woolly mammoth.

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in animals, kardashian, science

Duchess of Alba: French Kiss

by Chexy on November 28, 2011

No, this isn’t a shot of Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club at Madison Square Garden…

That’s French actor Alain Delon receiving an award at Sicab, the International Horse Show of Spain, as the Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, attempts to pucker, which requires the manipulation of small wires at the nape of her neck.

The Duke of Alba (left) keeps a watchful eye on Cayetana, making sure she doesn’t fall. Yeah.

The authoritative looking fat man is some authoritative looking fat man.

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in animals, bad hair, duchess of alba, oh the horror, pearl clutch, royals

Say Hello to My Little Friend

by Chexy on November 17, 2011

Animated gifs are the hot new old thing on the internets. I’ve always liked them.

Just look at the pretty pictures.

I like to call this one: Knock it off, you bitches!

And this security cam gif is truly incredible.

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in animals, animation, cinema, stuff I like, the internets

Bob Barker, Come on Down to the Rayburn Building

by Chexy on November 3, 2011

Animal rights activist Bob Barker, 129, was in Washington, DC on Wednesday to talk about the inhumane treatment of animals in the entertainment industry, especially circus animals.

Nothing was said about the treatment of Furbys.

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in animals, lookalikes, old people