From the category archives:


Camilla, Kangaroo

by Chexy on November 5, 2012

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, cradles a baby kangaroo and strikes a most loving expression while on a visit to Longreach, Australia.

Thankfully, there was no chance of her ruining her manicure. Or her hair. Or her dress.


in animals, bad hair, royals

Queen Beatrix Turns It Out

by Chexy on October 23, 2012

Looking very light on her feet, Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands sashays out of the palace to greet the President of Italy.

Wearing an ocean liner of a bonnet, supported by some inflated wisps of lacquered blonde hair,  Bea’s regal purple asymmetrical ensemble hides a multitude of meals.

That is a Miss Piggy mousepad, totally unrelated to this post.


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Cayetana at the Opera

by Chexy on October 12, 2012

That’s the Duchess of Alba, 132, resplendent in a red velvet jacket with plenty of peplum, an upholstered skirt and orthopedic fishnets, being escorted to the opera by her husband, Duke Alfie, 62 (left), and her son, the Duke of Huescar, 64 (right).

The evening was a benefit for an animal organization, which allowed Cayetana to wear a rescued miniature white poodle on her head.

Oh, and in case you were wondering… below is the coat of arms of the Duke of Huescar.

Nice coat of arms.


in animals, duchess of alba, gorgeousness, little known facts, old people

The Duchess Finds a Puppy

by Chexy on October 9, 2012

Tired of brushing her own hair for hours on end, Camilla Parker Bowles, Duchess of Cornwall, has adopted a 9-week-old Jack Russell terrier puppy, announced Clarence House via Twitter.

Her Gorgeousness chose the rescue dog, named Bluebell, from the Battersea Dogs & Cats Home, where Cam found her other Jack Russell in 2011.

Isn’t she an adorable bitch?


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A Chimp Off the Old Block

by Chexy on September 4, 2012

That gorgeously mottled model of royal fabulousness, Cayetana, Duchess of Alba, as she appeared last night in Madrid (left) and the skeleton of a chimpanzee (right) just put on display today at the Grant Museum of Zoology in London.

Both gorgeous without a stitch of makeup.


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Here’s a god-awful painted beast with dreadfully sculpted hair and an unfortunate gaze. And there’s also a lion.

This was the scene as Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall wore her oil spot dress to the Sandringham Flower Show with Prince Chuck on Wednesday.

One woman (top, right) was overcome by terror and treated at the scene.


in animals, art, bad hair, i make shit up, royals, what did I say?

Camilla, Horse

by Chexy on July 22, 2012

Look at that incredible horsehair! That’s quite an example of equine glamour!

The horse is also magnificent.

Camilla is wearing her light duty bra and her most comfortable shoes — she always wears these when she has to do a lot of walking.

Such was the scene on the Island of Sark on Friday, where Camilla (in beige) and Chuck (rear) took part in yet another jubilee situation.


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Camilla: What the Duck?!

by Chexy on July 3, 2012

My favorite triumph of gorgeousness, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, was greeted by this duck, who like many, was instantly drawn to peck at her jugular.

Camilla grimaced in horror, which could not hide her loveliness.

The Duchess was visiting a new veterinary surgery on Scilly Isles on Tuesday, where she was not treated.


in animals, bad hair, medicine, royals

A Froggy Day for Betty

by Chexy on June 27, 2012

Betty Deuce as she marveled at the new Titanic Building while visiting Belfast on Wednesday… and a ghost frog, photographed by Edwin Giesbers of the Netherlands.

One is kissed by princes.


in animals, legends, london bureau chief andy, lookalikes, stuff I like, white buildings

Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on June 23, 2012

Composer/lyricist Richard Adler died yesterday at 90. Here’s Sarah Vaughn’s voice singing one of his tunes, but not her image.

Punchy Players and Tim on the Prairie.

I can relate to wanting to turn into a checkerboard pattern.

And here’s some crazy bitches for y’all.

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