Two tots were found in an old steamer trunk in the basement of a Westlake District apartment building in Los Angeles — believed to have been there for about 80 years. The macabre memorabilia included ticket stubs to the closing ceremonies of the 1932 Olympics. It’s going to be difficult for investigators to track down relatives of the mummified babies… and who put them in the trunk.
And now, Bobby Mann and Shari Famous with “Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries” — Who Put Timmy in the Trash?!
Suri comforts a forlorn Katie Holmes as Jackie Kennedy on the set of what promises to be a TV movie corker, as seen in People magazine… and today marks the 11th anniversary of JFK Jr.’s death.
You know how your Chexy loves his Camilla fix — and she’s been off the radar for weeks now. But her daughter, Laura Lopes (formerly Parker-Bowles), and her former underwear model hubby Harry Lopes attended a snooty wedding in London this past weekend.
Laura is preggers with twins. As you can see, she gets her looks from her mother. And her love of navy blue and white. And her bustline.
Is it possible?! Her Royal Highness, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, 61, appeared for the first time in weeks without her blue plaid outfit — in this revealing camel coat and skirt — and it looks like Cammy’s got a baby bump!
Could there be a new royal in line to the throne? No one asked Cammy while she dedicated this osteoporosis headquarters in Bath. It also looks like she made a trip to the blacksmith to have her hair trimmed.
Alaskan cracker Bristol Palin, 18, daughter of noted imbecile and failed VP candidate Gov. Sarah Palin, has joined the parade of 18-year-old high school dropout moms after giving birth to a little bastard named Tripp, not to be confused with his Down Syndrome Uncle Trig.
Her baby daddy is hunky hockey player Levi Johnston, 18, son of accused Oxycontin dealer Sherry Johnston of Wasilla, now a proud felon grandma.
What a lovely family. Here’s an excerpt from Levi’s MySpace page, before it was made private:
“I’m a fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shitt and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass.”
Now these dumbasses are going to pocket $300,000 for pix of their li’l Ritz Bit.
While we’re all in the mind of miraculous births, Clay Aiken, Unlikely Father of the Year 2008, received that venerable Broadway honor of having his caricature posted at Sardi’s restaurant in Manhattan. The formerly myopic former “American Idol” runner-up chose a hot pink shirt with a nubby V-neck pullover for his moment in the Great White Way sun.
This was Mr. Aiken five years ago at his “Idol” audition…
The press has been relentlessly hounding Eva Longoria about her alleged baby bump. Frankly, I’m so disgusted with hearing “baby bump” all the time, I feel like I have morning sickness — that is, until I spotted this unaltered pic of 87-year-old Nancy Reagan taken last night at a dinner honoring Soviet dissident Natan Sharansky.
Palin’s daughter isn’t the only Republican bitch supporting McCain… and keeping her baby! Look at that glow!
Hat tip: Johnny Lopez. Photo: Getty See also: Nancy’s 87
"These are simple people. The common clay. The salt of the earth. You know... morons."
--Gene Wilder as "The Waco Kid" in Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles"
Two tots were found in an old steamer trunk in the basement of a Westlake District apartment building in Los Angeles — believed to have been there for about 80 years. The macabre memorabilia included ticket stubs to the closing ceremonies of the 1932 Olympics. It’s going to be difficult for investigators to track down relatives of the mummified babies… and who put them in the trunk.
