Rachel Zoe spinoff Brad Goreski showed up to the Bravo upfronts wearing what appears to be a homemade suit, or a nurse’s outfit from the Maternity Ward at Cedars-Sinai. Nothing quite says style like too short and too wide pants, too short sleeves, with unfortunate cuffs and a pair of Rachel’s shoe discards.
What look is he going for? Good Humor douche? Diaper Deliveryman in WeHo? He looks like he outgrew this on the way to the event.
The red Queen, Betty Deuce, took her act to Surrey to open a new college campus there.
That little pin on her dress is a Cartier flower basket, a gift to Princess Elizabeth from King George VI and Queen Elizabeth on the birth of Prince Chuck, November 14, 1948.
Here she is with baby Chuck, the future king. She’s wearing the pin.
Here we go with the stories about Prince Willy and Kate’s spawn to be, with a screaming Globe header claiming that the emaciated Duchess of Anorexidge has had a miscarriage, an heir-raising tale! But forget that… look at the other story!
America’s own Princess, Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg (yep) has rescued “cousin Maria from divorce hell” — and you know that’s the truth!
In addition to having been fined $100,000 for his anti-gay slur, Kobe Bryant has to play the remainder of the season with his face hidden, as seen last night in a quarterfinal game against the Hornets.
Hornets won.
Oh, and Kobe, now making his second tour of contrition, recorded an anti-hate speech PSA, which you can see here.
Jayne Mansfield, who died at age 34 in a 1967 car accident, would have been a grandmother today… her daughter, TV star Mariska Hargitay, 47, and actor husband Peter Hermann adopted a baby girl, Armaya Josephine, joining brother named August, 4.
It’s not true that Mansfield was decapitated in the accident, in which her car went under a tractor-trailer, although her skull was crushed. A picture of a blonde wig near the crash site led people to believe that she lost her noggin.
After Jayne’s death, an “underride guard” was required on all tractor-trailers, and is widely known as a Mansfield bar. Jayne would have turned 78 on April 19th.
Betty Deuce as seen on her way to a church service in West Newton to celebrate the 59th anniversary of her accession to the throne (also the anniversary of the death of her pops, King George VI), and celebrated Teletubby Tinky Winky.
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