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Suri comforts a forlorn Katie Holmes as Jackie Kennedy on the set of what promises to be a TV movie corker, as seen in People magazine… and today marks the 11th anniversary of JFK Jr.’s death.
He would have turned 50 this November.
for Gina
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Folk rock zaydeh David Crosby, 68, as seen backstage at a concert in London this weekend, and annoyed diabetes supplies pitchman Wilford Brimley.
So alike, and yet only one donated sperm to father Melissa Etheridge’s ex-partner’s baby.
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You know how your Chexy loves his Camilla fix — and she’s been off the radar for weeks now. But her daughter, Laura Lopes (formerly Parker-Bowles), and her former underwear model hubby Harry Lopes attended a snooty wedding in London this past weekend.
Laura is preggers with twins. As you can see, she gets her looks from her mother. And her love of navy blue and white. And her bustline.
Photo by Indigo/Getty Images
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Is it possible?! Her Royal Highness, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, 61, appeared for the first time in weeks without her blue plaid outfit — in this revealing camel coat and skirt — and it looks like Cammy’s got a baby bump!
Could there be a new royal in line to the throne? No one asked Cammy while she dedicated this osteoporosis headquarters in Bath. It also looks like she made a trip to the blacksmith to have her hair trimmed.
For more Camilla stories, click here.
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Alaskan cracker Bristol Palin, 18, daughter of noted imbecile and failed VP candidate Gov. Sarah Palin, has joined the parade of 18-year-old high school dropout moms after giving birth to a little bastard named Tripp, not to be confused with his Down Syndrome Uncle Trig.
Her baby daddy is hunky hockey player Levi Johnston, 18, son of accused Oxycontin dealer Sherry Johnston of Wasilla, now a proud felon grandma.
What a lovely family. Here’s an excerpt from Levi’s MySpace page, before it was made private:
“I’m a fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shitt and just fuckin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass.”
Now these dumbasses are going to pocket $300,000 for pix of their li’l Ritz Bit.
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While we’re all in the mind of miraculous births, Clay Aiken, Unlikely Father of the Year 2008, received that venerable Broadway honor of having his caricature posted at Sardi’s restaurant in Manhattan. The formerly myopic former “American Idol” runner-up chose a hot pink shirt with a nubby V-neck pullover for his moment in the Great White Way sun.
This was Mr. Aiken five years ago at his “Idol” audition…
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in american idol, babies, bad hair, gays, sensationsSuri Cruise took time out from writing her memoirs to grab a cup of barley water and answer a paparazzo’s question on what she thought of Scientology.
While she didn’t actually speak (because she’s not allowed to), her expression says it all.
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in babies, hot messes, religionThe press has been relentlessly hounding Eva Longoria about her alleged baby bump. Frankly, I’m so disgusted with hearing “baby bump” all the time, I feel like I have morning sickness — that is, until I spotted this unaltered pic of 87-year-old Nancy Reagan taken last night at a dinner honoring Soviet dissident Natan Sharansky.
Palin’s daughter isn’t the only Republican bitch supporting McCain… and keeping her baby! Look at that glow!
Hat tip: Johnny Lopez. Photo: Getty
See also: Nancy’s 87
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in babies, hot messes, maniacs, oh yes he did, pearl clutch, plastic surgery, politics, sorry -- had toMy imaginary daughter Amy, 6, announced as I applied her silvery blue nail polish, that she wanted a baby daddy. Apparently, she’s been reading copies of Us magazine that my ex, Carolyn, leaves in her bathroom. “Can I have a Larry Birkhead baby daddy, Daddy?” she asked me, and then added nearly by rote, “And can you Supersize it please?” — which tells me that Carolyn has again been taking Amy to McDonald’s for Happy Meals.
Then Amy insisted, “Sarah Palin’s daughter has a baby daddy, why can’t I have one?”
Seeing that Amy didn’t quite grasp what a baby daddy is, I asked her where she thought she might get one. “At Target,” she shot back in the disdainful, incredulous tone reserved for children who find their parents painfully unaware. “And I need one soon because my stomach is getting bigger.” (She’s big for 6.)
I asked her how she knew about baby daddies at Target, and she answered without hesitation, “I saw it on Maury Pobitch.” (Carolyn’s favorite show.) One hour later, Amy chose her baby daddy from Target — in the form of a plastic Zac Efron as Troy in “High School Musical.”
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in babies, can you believe it?, kids, mixups, my imaginary daughter amy, oh the horror, pearl clutch, sorry -- had to, uh-ohIn the release issued by Sarah and Todd (Todd!) Palin about their daughter’s pregnancy, they say, “We’re proud of Bristol’s decision to have her baby and even prouder to become grandparents.” Decision?! This is exactly the type of “decision” Palin would like to abolish! The nerve!
Some have suggested that she’s the next Thomas Eagleton, the VP nominee of George McGovern who quit the ticket after revelations that he’d undergone shock treatments. I knew Tom Eagleton, and she’s no Tom Eagleton.
It’s reassuring to see that the Palins were able to teach Bristol the virtues of abstinence.
Obama has taken the high road in this, saying that children should be “off-limits” in the campaign.
In other campaign news — George Bush and Dickie Cheney announced that they were abandoning their appearances at the convention because of Hurricane Gustav. How convenient! Now that Gustav’s petered out, don’t expect Bush and Dick to appear. McCain has enough Bush problems.
UPDATE: Bush will appear tonight — via satellite. Now we can witness mass insanity when the Republicans cheer the most unpopular president ever, whose legacy of failure will reverberate for a century.
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