Prince Chuckles, wearing an chestful of nonsense medals, receives an adoring look from Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, on the first day of their visit to Canada, where Camilla practiced her adoring looks.

The dignitary behind Camilla was overcome by hairspray fumes, treated and released.

If you haven’t seen Gay Carrington’s “Bates Motel,” here it is, on the second anniversary of its release.

More Gay.

The lost Gay Carrington screen test for “Double Indemnity.” Damn that Stanwyck!

Gay reminisces.

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for the brilliant Danny E.

Born-again Disco queen Donna Summer died this morning. My friend Andy said it best:

“Well, she was a bible-thumping, gay-bashing bitch, but sorry she’s dead.”

Jane Fonda, mostly 74, as seen last night on the red carpet at Cannes Film Festival (left), and an actual 74-year-old woman, Maria Morrison of Manchester (right).

One was attacked by a 23-year-old stalker.

It wasn’t Jane.

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, did the weather forecast in Scotland late last week, and I’ve just gotten the video. Well, I’ve had it, but I’ve been watching it at home, quietly, at night.

Wearing a maternity trenchcoat with varicose vein blue piping, Cam did a rather unspritely jaunt through the forecast, but I had trouble listening to anything she was saying, being so distracted by her gorgeousness!

She’s a game ol’ bird!

Medicated and revived superstar Britney Spears as she appeared yesterday in her debut as the new Paula Abdul on “X-Factor,” and “RuPaul’s Drag Race” winner Sharon Needles as she appeared as runner-up Chad Michaels doing Cher.

One is known for giving performances as the undead.

Betty Deuce’s wax figure (you can’t tell it apart from the real wax figure!) gets a touchup from an artist at Madame Tussauds in London, prior to its debut.

Just like the real royals, the figures remain standing via metal poles in the rear.

KISS guitarist Paul Stanley as he appeared last night at a Heart Foundation thing in Hollywood, and 1960s ukulele player Tiny Tim, who died of a heart attack in 1996.

One released an album called “Rock.”

Lindsay Lohan appeared with a freshly inflated face last night at some nonsense in NYC… looking more like reptilian ’50s actress Lizabeth Scott than Elizabeth Taylor.

Scott, who will be 90 this year, appeared in 2010 at a screening of “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers.” Lohan will be 62 in in July.

Both never married.

The Marilyn sculpture being dismantled in Chicago, and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, refurbished in Scotland.

Can you tell them apart?