It’s time to play everyone’s favorite home game, “Clock the Drag Queen”!

These nine beauties attended the Jersey Couture Pop-Up Beauty Bar event last night in NYC. Can you guess which one is not a biological woman?! (click pic to enlarge, scroll down for answer)

Answers: (left to right) Sammi Giancola, Tracy DiMarco, Deena Cortese, Carmen Carrera, Johanna Sambucini, Tinsley Mortimer, Sandra Denton and Cheryl Salt James, Sharie Manon.

Carmen is the man. I think.

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Callista Gingrich and her roots sign autographs at a campaign stop.

Newt is apparently doing very badly with women voters.

It seems women don’t like it when men dump their sick wives and get a trophy wife 23 years younger and buy her half a million dollars worth of Tiffany’s jewelry. What a surprise.

If you’ve ever wondered where Camilla gets all those marvelous ill-fitting garments (like the one she has on), wonder no more. The Duchess of Cornwall was spotted browsing the aisles at Trinity Hospice charity book and clothes shop on Wednesday.

The Duchess’ gorgeousness was slightly upstaged by a necktie peacock wall decoration.

Cam also browsed the books in search of a vintage hair mechanics manual, but found none. Obviously.

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A model, as seen today in the Minimarket A/W 2012 Fashion Show in Stockholm, and actor Willam Belli from the new season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

At least one of them is a man.

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Fluffed and folded actor Nicolas Cage as seen during an Italian TV interview on Saturday (left), and Broadway belter Ethel Merman (right).

One played a soldier who thought he was Ethel Merman.

Wooden nepostar Nicolas Cage (right) and his wax figure (left), as seen at the Musee Grevin in Paris on Monday.

One has the ability to create a character. I wonder how they made the hair… on the real one.

Have you ever wondered how the Duchess of Alba always looks so fabulously beautiful? Probably not, but here’s how they do it.

These wild clippy things are attached to Cayetana’s hair, giving her that extra curl that brings out her sex appeal… making her appeal to her new husband for sex.

The effect is at once stunning and deadening in its utter magnificence!

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Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, the original Callista Gingrich, was spotted handing out medals to Royal Navy personnel, while wearing this positively witchy ensemble.

That’s Billie Hayes as Witchiepoo on “H.R. Pufnstuf.”

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Newt and Callista… such a lovely couple.

The Florida primary is tomorrow… and I expect Callista to win.

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No, this isn’t one of the new queens on Ru Paul’s Drag Race. This isn’t even a man.

There’s happy news out of Spain, as you can see in the sanguine expression on the face of the Duchess of Alba. At least I think you can see it. Clearly she doesn’t have a care in the world, as evidenced by the fuchsia earrings and jaunty blue bow in her hair. Yes, this is ossified glee.

The Duchess of Alba and Alfonso Diez had no honeymoon after the October nuptials that solidified their July/February romance. There’d been a problem with Cayetana’s pelvis, requiring rest, and then there are the pesky austerity measures thrust upon the august duchess, which make traveling with an entourage a bit of conspicuousness best left behind palace doors, and heaven knows we don’t want to know what’s going on there.

Somehow, though, the newlyweds managed a getaway to the Loire Valley.

Speaking of grapes…