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Camilla, Hammer

by Chexy on May 9, 2012

Camilla, Duchess of Rothesay (as she’s known in Scotland), visited the Rosslyn Chapel on Tuesday, where she praised the restoration work.

Her Exquisiteness is holding a stonemason’s hammer, which had just been used to touch up her hair.

Cam chose one of her new outfits for the Scotland visit, showing a bit of plaid on a large collar that frames her face beautifully… like a painting you’d find at the Salvation Army.

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Sunday Hats with Camilla

by Chexy on May 6, 2012

To aid in your Cinco de Mayo recovery, gaze upon this animation of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, in some of her most gorgeous hats.

That should make you feel better.

Or worse.

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Two Fabulous Queens in Striped Hats

by Chexy on May 2, 2012

Betty Deuce as she appeared today on a visit to Exeter, and drag superstar Sharon Needles as she appeared Monday after being crowned the winner of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

One has impeccable lipstick, carefully coiffed hair, and a penis.

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May 1, 1967

by Chexy on May 1, 2012

Forty-five years ago today, Elvis Presley wed Priscilla Ann Wagner, who was just 20, Elvis was 32.

Let’s take a moment to catch up with Priscilla, shall we?

ty Gina

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Alba in Paris

by Chexy on May 1, 2012

That gorgeous grandma of España, La Duquesa de Alba, grimaced for cameras while enjoying a stroll in Paris… or is she smiling? I don’t know.

Today’s ensemble features yet another floral hair decoration, this one picked up off the floor at an Islands Restaurant, a French poodle coif from a local toiletteur pour chiens, earrings and bracelet from a cart at Valley Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, and a quilted sweater jacket that also doubles as a handy non-slip bathmat, topped off by a marvelous floral and leopard-ish print scarf, because there’s not enough going on here.

Add Cleopatra blue eye makeup and the overall effect is dazzling. It’s Alba in Paris.

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Cayetana in Paris

by Chexy on April 30, 2012

Imagine you are traveling in Paris, when you spot something that appears to be as old as the pyramids, but it’s just Cayetana, The Duchess of Alba, having another belated honeymoon with her Duke, Alfie.

The Duchess inspired Parisians by strolling (sorta) along the Seine, visiting the Louvre (where only the Mona Lisa predates her beauty) and dining in local restaurants. A closer look, you say? Sure.

Divinity on earth. The gray floral hair decor from Targeta in Spain, the freshly French-fried hair, makeup as subtle as lemon crepe, eyebrows as thin and delicate as a ginger snap, earrings from a tourist stop in Tierra del Fuego, where she also found the sunglasses.

Voila! Gorgeous!

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Camilla, Horse

by Chexy on April 30, 2012

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (right) examines a horse (left) while visiting the Palace Demense in Northern Ireland, in a photo just released from her March visit.

One needs a good brushing.

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Farewell, Newt

by Chexy on April 27, 2012

Oh, sad news. Newt Gingrich plans to finally get out of the Republican race for president. Yeah, he’s still in it.

It’s been wonderful having Callista Gingrich’s hair in our midst, and I will look for every opportunity to celebrate it.

God bless America.

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Beyonce Transformation Nearly Complete

by Chexy on April 26, 2012

Beyonce, “The Most Beautiful Woman in the World,” and Lindsay Lohan. About another year, year-and-a-half.

ty Derrick

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News

by Chexy on April 25, 2012

Case of Mad Cow Disease Is Found in U.S.

The Department of Agriculture announced that it had identified a case of mad cow disease, the first in six years, in a dairy cow in central California.

The cow “was never presented for human consumption, so it at no time presented a risk to the food supply or human health,” John Clifford, chief veterinary officer at the department, said in a statement.


via NYT

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