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3 Dogs Down

by Chexy on April 12, 2012

Here are three of the former candidates for the Republican nomination. I’ll look forward to their appearances at the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay this August.
One to go!

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So Long, Prick!

by Chexy on April 10, 2012

Dick Rick Santorum has quit the race. Putz. What a stupid bastard. How sickening that this moron got as far as he did. Good riddance. It’s embarrassing that he won primaries. Note that he didn’t mention Mitt Romney today — the first smart thing he’s done.

Expect him to endorse Sarah Palin at the convention.

He’ll have a future on FOX News. Be sure not to watch.

Photo via southpawbeagle

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Suggested Revision for Organ Donor Cards

by Chexy on March 25, 2012

My new organ donor card.

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Cheney’s Donor Photo

by Chexy on March 25, 2012

Cheney spent 20 months on the heart donor waiting list, because it takes a long time to get an Igloo cooler successfully out of Hell.

Cursed science!

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It’s a helluva mess for Paul and Jan CROUCH, whose granddaughter alleges that the two siphoned off $50 million to live the high life, which included a $100,000 trailer… for dogs.

One of Paul and Jan’s many mansions is this one in Orange County…

Jesus.

That’s not a swimming pool… it’s a reservoir for Jan’s hairspray.

via Hinterland Gazette

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Who’s Dumber Than Rick Santorum?

by Chexy on March 13, 2012

Your Chexy was wondering who could possibly be dumber than Rick Santorum… so I decided to check up on some of the dumb and dumbest around, and some reasoning… you decide.

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Dickin’ Around

by Chexy on March 8, 2012

That’s Tricia Nixon Cox, 66, eldest daughter of Tricky Dick Nixon, as she appeared yesterday to introduce Secretary of State Hillary Clinton at the U.S.-China Conference in Washington, D.C.

Disgraced President Nixon met with Chinese leaders forty years ago. In 1971, Tricia brought Cox into Dick’s family (ahem).

Edward F. Cox is Chairman of the New York Republican State Committee.

Their son, Chris Cox, 32 (above), served as John McCain’s Executive Director for NY State in the 2008 campaign, and ran for Congress in 2010. He lost. Can you see Dick in him?

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Hate is Unhealthy

by Chexy on March 1, 2012

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‘She’s in the Attic!’

by Chexy on February 22, 2012

Screams heard upstairs. Anne Frank baptized by Mormon meshuggenehs. @ Huffington Post

Fun Fact: Mitt Romney was a Mormon missionary in France for 30 months, beginning in July 1966.

ty Steve D.

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Kobe Won’t Be Charged

by Chexy on February 8, 2012

Lakers darling Kobe Bryant won’t be charged in the matter of a church scuffle in San Diego in which a man claimed he was injured by Kobe at St. Therese of Carmel last August, when Bryant reportedly snatched the man’s cell phone from his hand, thinking he was taking pictures of the tongue-wagging ball tosser.

Kobe is not a rapist or an adulterer, and he’s not a brawler.

No photos, please.

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