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NJ Gov. Chris Christie Prepares for Sandy

by Chexy on October 29, 2012

In preparation for Huricane Sandy, Republican New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has ordered the New Jersey National Guard to bring in thousands of tons of food and other supplies… for him.

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Mitt Romney as Frankenstein

by Chexy on October 26, 2012

The second scariest thing to Romney being elected President? It’s this Romney as Frankenstein Halloween mask!

Get yours here.

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Zombie Politics

by Chexy on October 17, 2012

Former Governor Mitt Romney as he appeared at last night’s debate, and “Drag Race” winner Sharon Needles as she appears in a new PETA ad against eating meat.

One is a really scary bitch.

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Is This Guy a Dick?

by Chexy on October 15, 2012

What do you see in the dark area behind former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger — a man’s profile or a dangling penis?

The other putz in the picture is signing his memoir, “How I Dood It.”

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Jen & Jerry

by Chexy on October 9, 2012

Sitcom star and engaged divorcee Jennifer Aniston as she appeared recently, and convicted Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky as he appeared today at his sentencing.

Both want children.

ht Bri P.

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Arnold’s New Book, Retitled

by Chexy on October 1, 2012

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Turban Tuesday: Detective Magazine

by Chexy on September 18, 2012

A beautiful golden turban on the cover of Detective Magazine, November 1929.

Some things never change.

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John Travolta and His Hair for Breitling

by Chexy on August 1, 2012

“When you absolutely can’t be late for your next appointment with a masseur… Breitling Watches.”

This was the scene Monday in Singapore, where John Travolta slapped on his Wooly Willy toupee, a coat of Joe Blasco Alabaster makeup, and a faux wedding ring to sell the chunky timepiece.

Many masseurs have come forward to say they’ve seen Travolta’s Willy.

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Prick-fil-A-Hole

by Chexy on July 30, 2012

Republican idiocy standard bearer Sarah Palin and her queer-looking husband, Todd, posed with bags of Chick-fil-A, to give it the thumbs-up.

She tweeted the above photo with the caption: “Stopped by Chick-fil-A in The Woodlands to support a great business.”

Daily Kos writer David Harris Gershon said it best. “Of course, by great business, Palin means a great gay-hating, anti-equality, biblically-based business that despises those homosexuals as much as I do.”

In other product endorsement news…

Hitler has posthumously endorsed FOX News as the voice of the Third Reich…

and Michele Bachmann is in favor of corn-dogging.

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Mitt Romney’s International Shenanigans

by Chexy on July 26, 2012


A pro-Obama super PAC just released this great Olympic-themed video about the horror that is Mitt Romney.

Watch this for a few stats on Mitt’s international achievements.

ty Steve D.

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