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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Alexandra Kiesel

by Chexy on January 19, 2012

This fab frock was checked out on the runway at the Alexandra Kiesel Autumn/Winter 2012 show at Berlin’s Fashion Week on Wednesday.

I’d say this is a look that needs to be checked. By Britney’s doctors.

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Friday Face: Britney Spears at 30

by Chexy on December 2, 2011

Ding dang, Britney Spears is 30 today, and for her sheer wonderfulness as a pop culture star, she’s today’s Friday Face.

Born in Mississippi in 1981, she rose to prominence with the vomit-worthy “Baby One More Time” and the sickening “Oops, I Did It Again.” Little did we know that these would become mottoes for the public meltdown she would undergo as a result of drugs and bipolar disorder.

She has inexplicably sold over 100 million albums. Her net worth was recently estimated at $155 million. She remains under conservatorship.

For her resilience, strength and fabulosity, and in honor of her 30th birthday, Britney Spears is today’s Friday Face, y’all.

(Click the pic to enlarge.)

Illustration in collage:
David Gilmore
Photoshopped Britney:
PlanetHiltron

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Britney Spears in Out Magazine

by Chexy on March 9, 2011

Pharmacological wonder Britney Spears as she appears in the new issue of Out magazine (turned upside down here), and the lamp from “A Christmas Story.”

Dim bulbs work.

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Kate Plus B

by Chexy on December 1, 2010

Reality horror mom Kate Gosselin as seen in NYC last night, and alleged domestic violence victim Britney Spears.

“Ding dang, y’all.”

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Your Love, Y’all

by Chexy on September 12, 2010

Nicki Minaj as she appeared at the MTV VMAs on Sunday, and Britney Spears before Seroquel.

So alike, and yet only one has recovered.

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Three Weeping Women

by Chexy on July 6, 2010

Three starlets, 2006.

And later.

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The Britneyfication of J.Lo

by Chexy on June 15, 2010


Yup, that’s former Fly Girl Jenny from the Block as she appeared last night at the Apollo Theatre event, looking moderately altered, again, wearing a weave that looks like it’s been around the block a few times… near Sunset Blvd.

A good deal of Mrs. Anthony will be 41 in July.

Getty

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Britney Spears at the Grammys

by Chexy on January 31, 2010


It looks like the conservatorship has limits.

But it’s better than than this, y’all…

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Hey, Y’all, I’m Shoppafyin’!

by Chexy on December 10, 2009


Britney Spears did a little Christmas shopping in L.A., wearing this unfortunate spider poncho.


Oh, what a tangled weave she webs.

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Employee of the Month

by Chexy on August 6, 2009


Ken Paves, hairstylist to the stars, and Jessica Simpson at his birthday party at Beso last night in Hollywood.

Jess busted up with her footballer BF a few weeks ago — the night before her birthday. Rough. Here she looks like she’s got some Britney meds holding her together, and Ken looks like he’s whispering, “Just smile and walk, smile and walk, honey.”

Someone told Jessica to dress for the funeral of an El Torito waitress. Perfect.

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