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Do You Recognize Me?

by Chexy on September 2, 2010

Do you know who that is? Click here when you give up.

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Keeping Up with Kim’s Face

by Chexy on August 30, 2010

It’s finally happened. Kim Kardashian’s face appears to be so shot full of Botox and fillers that she can no longer move it, and her left eye seems to be crippled under the weight of those eyelashes, as seen on the Emmy red carpet yesterday.

Fortunately, she is propelled by the sheer gravitational thrust of her lip liner.

Kim also added “can’t sing” to her list of no talent.

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Joan of Ack

by Chexy on August 26, 2010

Joan Rivers celebrates the release of her new line of Joan Rivers Cheek Implants, available exclusively on QVC.

from Joan’s Alteredfacebook page

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Too Darn Hot

by Chexy on August 25, 2010

How hot is it? That’s how hot.

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Hollywood Glamour

by Chexy on August 23, 2010

The Eagle & Badge Foundation Gala brought out the heavy hitters on Saturday night in Beverly Hills… like wacky Ruta Lee, who appeared pretty in pink, including a devastating pink ostrich jacket. Ruta was not to be outdone by songwriter Carol Connors.

Carol wore her best “How Will I Know You?” party outfit, including a gold lame top, Guatemalan necklace and matching earrings from Santee Alley, and a cartoon octopus updo. Fabulous, right?

Miss America 1959, Mary Ann Mobley, 71, looked positively enchanting in chandelier earrings, Chiclet veneers and what appears to be a fresh blepharoplasty… with makeup by Baby Jane Hudson. Her husband, former TV host and recent drunk driving arrestee Gary Collins brought his A game.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Gary. Perhaps an open bar… it’s hard to say, as his expression is a perfect blend of surprise and terror, which was exactly my expression upon seeing his photo.

Not to be forgotten, Cheryl Tiegs appeared with a spectacular fleshtone lipstick fail. Ladies, take note — this look doesn’t work on anyone. Cheryl, who has had four husbands (none currently), will be 63 in September.

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Anne of Guggenheim Gables

by Chexy on August 12, 2010

A cheery looking Princess Anne, the Princess Royal, wore this wacky tiered hat to the graduation ceremonies of 23 Junior Soldiers at the Army Foundation College today in Harrogate, England, where it was a chilly 70 degrees. And here’s an abstract painting of the Guggenheim.

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Cauby Peixoto

by Chexy on August 12, 2010

They have some fuckery down in Brazil! That’s singing star Cauby Peixoto at last night’s 21st Brazilian Music Awards in Rio de Janeiro, with a wig from the Mamie Eisenhower estate, and an eyebrow job that would make Joan Crawford angry. Here’s Cauby and his eyebrows in his heyday…

and another recent pic…

Cauby, amazingly, is not in transition.

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Goodbye, David Wolper

by Chexy on August 12, 2010

“Roots” producer David Wolper died Tuesday at age 82. Wolper was in charge of the spectacular 1984 L.A. Summer Olympics opening ceremony, where he had 84 pianists on grand pianos appear on rising, retractable platforms to play Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue (6:30 on video).

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Antoine Dodson

by Chexy on August 5, 2010

How long until they give this guy his own reality show? How long will his 15 minutes last?

I think we should expect an internet sensation about once every 10-12 days.

Dumb shit rules.

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Like a Burka

by Chexy on August 3, 2010

A Muslim woman browses Madonna’s Material Girl clothing line at Macy’s Herald Square.

Expect sales to blow up.

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