Miley Cyrus, 43, as she appeared in her Angie Dickinson Training Outfit (new from Mattel) this weekend at the Billboard awards.

Or maybe she went to Celine Dion’s garage sale and picked up this jacket from the 1999 Oscars, but not the pants.

And here’s Angie Dickinson and her hair.

Tamae Watanabe has reached the summit of Mt. Everest at age 73, the second time she has done it. She was the oldest woman to accomplish the insane feat at age 63, now besting her own record.

Today, at 39, I’m going to try making it to the end of the Long Beach Flea Market.

Shut up, Kevin.

Gossip blogger Janet Charlton made fun of the new Patricia Krentcil doll, without irony, on her site next to her photo.

President Obama was labeled “Gay” on the cover of Newsweek.

I had not heard that about him.

Sure enough, he’s on Grindr.

Lindsay Lohan appeared with a freshly inflated face last night at some nonsense in NYC… looking more like reptilian ’50s actress Lizabeth Scott than Elizabeth Taylor.

Scott, who will be 90 this year, appeared in 2010 at a screening of “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers.” Lohan will be 62 in in July.

Both never married.

Perez Hilton headline today.

The Scream sold for nearly $120M.

The Duchess of Alba… priceless.

Gif by Chexy

Uncompromising doofus Ashton Kutcher as he appeared in brownface in a now pulled PopChips ad, and the New Jersey tan mom, arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old daughter in a tanning bed.

One pales in comparison.

Oh, sad news out of Flagstaff, Arizona this morning, where world champion Alexander Dale Oen was found dead on a bathroom floor Monday.

The hunky Norwegian was at a training camp. The cause of his death is not official, but the Norwegian Swimming Federation says Oen suffered cardiac arrest.

A Flagstaff Hospital spokeswoman confirmed the death, but no further details were provided.

Oen won the 100 breast stroke in Shanghai last July, and won silver at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

He was expected to be a top contender at the London games this summer.

Forty-five years ago today, Elvis Presley wed Priscilla Ann Wagner, who was just 20, Elvis was 32.

Let’s take a moment to catch up with Priscilla, shall we?

ty Gina