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Turban Tuesday: Royal Doulton

by Chexy on May 1, 2012

This 3.75″ Royal Doulton turban boy figurine, from the artist Leslie Harradine, was produced from 1922-36.

It is valued at $2,000.

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From the mind of Planet Hiltron, Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie the Crack ho.

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Dick Clark to Continue TV Duties

by Chexy on April 19, 2012

Dr. Dre announced that a hologram of Dick Clark will continue to host New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

Dr. Dre announced that a hologram of Dick Clark will continue to host New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

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No-Eyed Shrimp and Other Gulf Horrors

by Chexy on April 18, 2012

Must we get our truth from Al Jazeera? The Qatar news network reports that eyeless shrimp and fish with lesions are among the deformities being seen in the Gulf of Mexico following the April 2010 BP oil spill, with one recent catch yielding a reported 400 pounds of shrimp without eyes. It’s all rather fishy.

Watch the clip and draw your own conclusions.

ty Ben W.

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Reality trash Kim Kardashian has revealed that she would like to run for Mayor of the heavily Armenian city of Glendale, a suburb of L.A.

In the public interest, I offer these potential campaign slogans.

Kim Kardashian — In the Pubic Interest

Who Needs Reality? Vote Kim

I Will Personally Help Every Black Man in the City

I Only Want to Be Mayor for 72 Days

I’m Dumb Enough for Politics

Just Say Ho

No Child Left, and No Ho Without a… Behind

Liberty and Botox for All

My Country Tis of Me

Lipstick on a Pig

HOpe

You Can Count (and Pee) on Me

The Land of the Fee

My Mom Said I Could

All for One, That One Being Me

Kimpossible

Electrolysis for Everyone!

ty Johnny Lopez

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Star-Faced Girl Admits She Asked for Galaxy

by Chexy on April 17, 2012

It turns out that Belgian bimbo Kimberley Vlaeminck did ask for 56 stars to be tattooed on her face 3 years ago, and she lied about “falling asleep” in the tattoo parlor, because she was afraid of her father’s reaction to her being such a fucking idiot.

She had originally said she was going to sue the tattooist for the cost of removing the offending Milky Way, and that a language barrier caused the tattoo snafu. All a lie.

The tattoo artist, one Rouslan Toumaniantz, even agreed to pay for removal because he didn’t want “an unsatisfied customer,” but later retracted the offer when her lie was admitted. Here’s his pic.

Those LensCrafter glasses are awful!

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Gladys Knight Hologram on ‘DWTS’

by Chexy on April 17, 2012

Using the same holographic technology that reanimated Tupac Shakur for the hippies at Coachella, a Gladys Knight hologram performed last night on “Dancing with the Stars” — and it was a pip!

Now there’s talk that the Tupac hologram will “go on tour.” I’d go see Fred Astaire if he toured.

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When You Wish Upon a Star

by Chexy on April 13, 2012

Sometimes dreams really do come true! That handsome man (right) is Boy Culture blogger, Pop Star founder and Encyclopedia Madonnica author Matthew Rettenmund, seen last night with his idol, some woman from Detroit. Madonna!

Matt has been a great friend to your Chexy, linking my stories and being a swell pal and advisor. He has also tormented me at autograph shows while he gets his celebrity “pic withs” and autographs while I take photos like the one above… well, not quite like THAT one. I get to do ones like… Lainie Kazan, which I prefer.

After following and chronicling Madonna’s every move for many years, the opportunity for a photo with her was finally arranged for the internet sweetheart. And he must have heard me saying, “Move back a little, Matt,” because the pic is terrific. Read the story here.

photo by Kevin Mazur

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How Will I Know You? — Brad Goreski

by Chexy on April 5, 2012

Rachel Zoe spinoff Brad Goreski showed up to the Bravo upfronts wearing what appears to be a homemade suit, or a nurse’s outfit from the Maternity Ward at Cedars-Sinai. Nothing quite says style like too short and too wide pants, too short sleeves, with unfortunate cuffs and a pair of Rachel’s shoe discards.

What look is he going for? Good Humor douche? Diaper Deliveryman in WeHo? He looks like he outgrew this on the way to the event.

Just no.

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Lindsay Lohan in Fashion Violation

by Chexy on March 29, 2012

In what promises not to be her last court appearance, Lindsay Lohan wore this 1970s polyester suit, which was available in a men’s version in the Montgomery Ward catalog in 1975 for only $27.88. Real Dacron!

One of them has a little man between the legs.

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