Cheney spent 20 months on the heart donor waiting list, because it takes a long time to get an Igloo cooler successfully out of Hell.
Cursed science!
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Tom Cruise as he appears in an article on the InTouch site… juxtaposed with fey TV commentator Ross Mathews.
They’re practically interchangeable!
(The head device is a $699 Hammacher Schlemmer gizmo that shoots lasers into your head. It’s different from e-metering.)
via InTouch (ty J.Lo)
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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has announced State Dept. cooperation in a new search for the remains of lost aviatrix Amelia Earhart.
She should be looking for a hair stylist.
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The imbeciles of “Jersey Shore” are set for another season to begin shooting this summer, with Snooki pregnant and craving pickles and ice cream, and oh, wait, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is in rehab. TMZ reports that he’s been sweaty and jittery of late.
Perhaps we can hope for a meth lab explosion in the house!
GTL and M.
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TLC’s unusual urine drinker on “My Strange Addiction,” and “It’s Not Unusual” singer Tom Jones on the Ed Sullivan Show.
That’s entertainment, now and then.
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No, that’s not Ru Paul’s Drag Race contestant Chad Michaels as Cher… that’s Cher. Love the glued snowflake lashes!
THAT’s Chad as Cher.
Big pic via Celebrity Closeup
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Alleged comedian and host of “Are You Smarter Than a 5th-Grader?” Jeff Foxworthy endorsed Mitt Romney yesterday during campaign stops in Alabama and Mississippi. Perfect. So you know you’re smarter than a 5th-grader if you prefer Romney over Gingrich and Santorum. But not much.
In other comic support news…
TV host and political satirist Bill Maher has pledged $1 million to a political committee that supports President Obama.
Comedy breeds strange bedfellows.
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Heroes of the Right: Moronic Teabagger Sarah Palin, Very Dead Republican Barry Goldwater, Gun Enthusiast Charlton Heston, Gunshot Victim Ronald Reagan, Imbecile Real Estate Scion Donald Trump, Freshly Dead Hater Andrew Breitbart, Undead VP Dick Cheney, Radio Blowhard Rush Limbaugh, Political Third Wife Callista Gingrich.
Heroes of the Left: Democrat Playboys the Kennedy Brothers, Social Change Singer Bob Dylan, Cable Cutup Jon Stewart, Seat Defender Rosa Parks, American Wit Stephen Colbert, Hero President Barack Obama, Gay Rights Defender Ellen DeGeneres, Depression Stopper FDR, Political Great Rep. Barney Frank.
Just a little sampling for ya.
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Her Majesty always has a color-coordinated umbrella, made especially for Betty by Fulton of London.
No one wants a birthday cake hat left out in the rain.
via Royal Blog/Daily Mail
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No, he’s not starring in a new reality show “Drag Race at Plymouth Rock’s L.A. Ink,” that’s just designer Marc Jacobs at a photo call at Paris Fashion week.
He needs a friend.
Getty
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