Sylvester Stallone and his Danish wife Brigitte Nielsen (who was involved in a car accident last night) “back in the day,” and American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert and his Finnish boyfriend, Sauli Koskinen, who were both arrested last night for fighting outside of a club in Finland.
What would Jackie do?
Stallone’s mother, Jackie Stallone, photographed four years ago at age 86. Most of her just turned 90.
We’ll never know exactly what happened to Natalie Wood that night thirty years ago aboard the Splendour, but something has always been rotten about it.
Oh, poor Rupert Murdoch got a pie in his face… well, a bunch of whipped cream or shaving cream, not known yet. (Photo a facsimile.)
A protester in a plaid shirt attacked the senior Murdoch during a hearing in England, where they’re trying to figure out who knew what when about the News of the World phone hackings.
Idiot Chris Brown had another violent tantrum this morning after an appearance on “Good Morning America,” where Robin Roberts cuddled up to the singer with questions about the Rihanna beating, instead of ones about his new album.
Chris responded afterward by apparently throwing a chair through this dressing room window, causing shattered glass to tumble into Times Square. Bitch coulda killed somebody! And by “bitch” I mean Robin Roberts, of course.
That’s a pic of Chris making a hasty retreat after the incident, as reported by TMZ, and Eric “Lizard Man” Sprague.
One of them has ongoing image and anger management problems.
No, Pope Benny wasn’t arrested… but the Archdiocese of Philadelphia just suspended 21 Catholic priests over child sexual abuse allegations. That’s Benny arriving to the Santa Sabina Basilica in Rome for Ash Wednesday yesterday. A large protest was held in Philly yesterday.
In other church news… the Washington Post reports that “attorneys for hundreds of people who claim they were sexually molested by priests and religious brothers in the Archdiocese of Los Angeles are going before a judge to argue that confidential files on the priests should be made public.”
And here’s the capper… “The release of the files has been in dispute since the archdiocese settled more than 550 cases for a record-breaking $660 million in 2007.”
Crowds gathered in Egypt’s Tahrir Square on Friday to protest the Mubarek government. Below, crowds gathered in West Hollywood’s Beverly Center on Black Friday.
Oh the horror of it all! Prince Chuck and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, were making their way to a Royal Variety Performance at the Palladium when their car was attacked by students demonstrating against tuition increases. Fortunately, Camilla pressed the SHIELD POWER ACTIVATE on her hairdo, and protected the future king and herself, and thirty bystanders! Yay!
Still, the car got a little messed up. But her hair did not. All is right with the world.
This unfortunate-looking hooligan is neo-Nazi John Ditullio, 23, accused of murder in Florida, where a judge has ordered that for the duration of his trial, the court will pay up to $150 a day to cover the schmendrick’s face and neck tattoos, so as not to prejudice the jury on his character.
What did he want people to think when he got a swastika tattooed on his neck? That he was into knitting, baking cupcakes and reading Doris Lessing novels?
I know that when I had barbed wire tattoos put on my face, I hoped it would make everyone aware of my love for 19th Century French poetry and my taste for blue crystal vases.
Prosecutors say the covering of the tats allows him to hide the Nazi affiliations they claim drove him to murder, and his own attorneys claim its unnecessary.
Hopefully, some artfully applied Lancome will drive him to something more appropriate, like sales at Nordstrom Rack.
Ditullio is accused of stabbing 17-year-old Kristopher King to death, and attacking Patricia Wells, a neighbor, who claims she was targeted because she invited black friends to her home.
No word on whether they were going to have him shave his beard, so the jury doesn’t think he’s a douchebag.
