Nathan Lane visits with Ellen today. Here’s a snippet.
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“I usually don’t talk about stuff like this on my show, but I really want to thank everyone who’s supporting me. And if you don’t know me very well, if you’re just watching maybe for the first time, or you’re just getting to know me, I wanna be clear — and here are the values that I stand for: I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you want to be treated, and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values. That’s what I stand for. “
–Ellen DeGeneres in response to haters.
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“Extra” host Mario Lopez appeared on “Ellen” and modeled his new underwear line, Rated M.
Hooray, I say.
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Gosh, this is great… Joan smacks some sense into Rick Santorum! If only!
From the brilliant mind of Gay Carrington!
via Gay Carrington
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Katie Couric, the first network news anchor who couldn’t pronounce “ing” at the end of words, has managed to fail her way into a daytime talk show on ABC, having quit that bitch CBS when “rateeeens” wouldn’t budge.
Now the pseudo-pixie gets a chance for trifecta with a potential third network FAIL when she tries to take Oprah’s place with a late entry to the chat market in 2012.
I’ll give her credit for her gumption.
Jason Reed/Reuters
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CNN gamble Piers Morgan as he appeared on the red carpet at some T-Mobile nonsense at the All-Star Game, and the E*Trade baby.
One says a lot of things that sound important, but don’t make a lot of sense.
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Yesterday, the story was that Lindsay Lohan would be appearing on “The Late Show” to do the Top Ten list. Today, the story is that it was all a silly misunderstanding. Here’s my top ten reasons it’s not happening.
10. Last time she was on the show, a teleprompter went missing.
9. No Adderall in the green room.
8. She’s thinking of running for President.
7. Dave thought Lindsay was “on loan” to the show. His bad.
6. ABC wants to keep her under wraps until she takes over for Regis.
5. She has a “shopping” day planned.
4. Felonies get better ink.
3. Can no longer pronounce words because of lip collagen.
2. The “Mean Girls” weekly reunion party is on Thursdays.
1. Bitch can’t read.
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Oprah Winfrey wept as she revealed to Barbara Walters that she’s not a lesbian, not even “kind of a lesbian,” in an interview that’ll air whenever they air those things.
That doesn’t explain the blouse and earrings Oprah wore in Australia on Tuesday.
And if my ass were worth $2.7 billion, I would not let anything like that near me.
Or the koala.
Thanks, I’m here all week. Try the shrimp on the barbie.
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“I can’t stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.”
–Blanche DuBois in “A Streetcar Named Desire,” by Tennessee Williams
Vivien Leigh was born on this day in 1913. She won two Best Actress Oscars for her performances as Scarlett in “Gone with the Wind,” and for Blanche.
Leigh suffered from what was not yet known as bipolar disorder, but she died from tuberculosis in 1967.
Now here’s a gem from 1958 with Edward R. Murrow, Vivien, malaprop king Samuel Goldwyn, and blowhard critic Kenneth Tynan.
for JC, CR, KD and JA
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Weepy Republican “View” shrew Elisabeth Hasselbeck had her panties in a twist because she was left off the White House Christmas party list. Now a White House secretary has issued a formal apology to the lachrymose coozette.
Barbara Walters did not comment.
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