“Extra” host Mario Lopez appeared on “Ellen” and modeled his new underwear line, Rated M.
Hooray, I say.
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Gosh, this is great… Joan smacks some sense into Rick Santorum! If only!
From the brilliant mind of Gay Carrington!
via Gay Carrington
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Katie Couric, the first network news anchor who couldn’t pronounce “ing” at the end of words, has managed to fail her way into a daytime talk show on ABC, having quit that bitch CBS when “rateeeens” wouldn’t budge.
Now the pseudo-pixie gets a chance for trifecta with a potential third network FAIL when she tries to take Oprah’s place with a late entry to the chat market in 2012.
I’ll give her credit for her gumption.
Jason Reed/Reuters
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CNN gamble Piers Morgan as he appeared on the red carpet at some T-Mobile nonsense at the All-Star Game, and the E*Trade baby.
One says a lot of things that sound important, but don’t make a lot of sense.
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Yesterday, the story was that Lindsay Lohan would be appearing on “The Late Show” to do the Top Ten list. Today, the story is that it was all a silly misunderstanding. Here’s my top ten reasons it’s not happening.
10. Last time she was on the show, a teleprompter went missing.
9. No Adderall in the green room.
8. She’s thinking of running for President.
7. Dave thought Lindsay was “on loan” to the show. His bad.
6. ABC wants to keep her under wraps until she takes over for Regis.
5. She has a “shopping” day planned.
4. Felonies get better ink.
3. Can no longer pronounce words because of lip collagen.
2. The “Mean Girls” weekly reunion party is on Thursdays.
1. Bitch can’t read.
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Oprah Winfrey wept as she revealed to Barbara Walters that she’s not a lesbian, not even “kind of a lesbian,” in an interview that’ll air whenever they air those things.
That doesn’t explain the blouse and earrings Oprah wore in Australia on Tuesday.
And if my ass were worth $2.7 billion, I would not let anything like that near me.
Or the koala.
Thanks, I’m here all week. Try the shrimp on the barbie.
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“I can’t stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.”
–Blanche DuBois in “A Streetcar Named Desire,” by Tennessee Williams
Vivien Leigh was born on this day in 1913. She won two Best Actress Oscars for her performances as Scarlett in “Gone with the Wind,” and for Blanche.
Leigh suffered from what was not yet known as bipolar disorder, but she died from tuberculosis in 1967.
Now here’s a gem from 1958 with Edward R. Murrow, Vivien, malaprop king Samuel Goldwyn, and blowhard critic Kenneth Tynan.
for JC, CR, KD and JA
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Weepy Republican “View” shrew Elisabeth Hasselbeck had her panties in a twist because she was left off the White House Christmas party list. Now a White House secretary has issued a formal apology to the lachrymose coozette.
Barbara Walters did not comment.
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Reports say that horse-faced horse’s ass and Republican asswipe Ann Coulter broke her jaw and had to have it wired shut. I don’t believe it, but that’s what’s going around.
Ann is best known for spouting her right wing haterade on chat shows, leaving many anxious to shut her up. Apparently someone or something has, but no reports list the cause of her jaw problem, other than that she often flaps it.
If this hateful conservoslag has been silenced, even temporarily, there is yet one more reason to give big thanks this Thanksgiving.
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Gubernatorial whore Ashley Dupré finally got her price — paid by Miss Diane Sawyer on behalf of 20/20 — where the inordinately tanned hooker will flap her lips about her liaisons with horny Luv Guv Eliot Spitzer this Friday on ABC, while dressed for an Amish funeral.
The wannabe singer turned whore (Dupré ) snapped her trap shut tight after the scandal blew, but now she’s sucking up to Diane. The interview is sure to go down as one of Sawyer’s best — it’s unknown exactly how she pulled this one off. Perhaps Ashley will look smart.
HOpefully, her message will have a happy ending.
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