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Betty Deuce: Candy Buttons

by Chexy on February 6, 2012

Betty Deuce hasn’t worn this turquoise getup since May 2011, when she wore it to a brewery, which put me in the mind of candy buttons.

Her majesty, 85, appeared at the Dersingham School on Monday, celebrating Accession Day and her 60 years on the throne.

The Diamond Shell Brooch belonged to her mother, who lived to be 101. There are approximately 400 diamonds in the bauble, with tassels that dangle dozens of 1-2 carat stones. This pin is probably worth about $250,000.

The hat is available at Disneyland for about $15.

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Play ‘Clock the Drag Queen’!

by Chexy on February 3, 2012

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite home game, “Clock the Drag Queen”!

These nine beauties attended the Jersey Couture Pop-Up Beauty Bar event last night in NYC. Can you guess which one is not a biological woman?! (click pic to enlarge, scroll down for answer)


Answers: (left to right) Sammi Giancola, Tracy DiMarco, Deena Cortese, Carmen Carrera, Johanna Sambucini, Tinsley Mortimer, Sandra Denton and Cheryl Salt James, Sharie Manon.

Carmen is the man. I think.

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Willam and Grace

by Chexy on February 1, 2012

A model, as seen today in the Minimarket A/W 2012 Fashion Show in Stockholm, and actor Willam Belli from the new season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

At least one of them is a man.

(Video sound may not be safe for work.)

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: On Aura Tout Vu

by Chexy on January 25, 2012

Does this wrap make me look fat?

This was an ensemble sent down the runway by On Aura Tout Vu at the Spring/Summer 2012 Haute-Couture Show at Paris Fashion Week today.

Nothing says chic like yards and yards of tulle… for when you absolutely must look like the aftermath of an office fire.

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Iris van Herpen

by Chexy on January 24, 2012

Are you planning a visit to the La Brea Tar Pits, or perhaps a potentially unpleasant family reunion? Here’s the perfect shoe for you! Created by the wild Iris van Herpen, this dreamy dinosaur-toothed ankle boot is all business on the top and Nurse Ratched on the bottom!


for Jen le Fur — get well soon!

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Donatella Versace

by Chexy on January 23, 2012

Donatella Versace as seen today at the Versace show at Paris Fashion Week, and a PT Cruiser with eyelashes.

One is a nearly extinct floor model.

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Alexandra Kiesel

by Chexy on January 19, 2012

This fab frock was checked out on the runway at the Alexandra Kiesel Autumn/Winter 2012 show at Berlin’s Fashion Week on Wednesday.

I’d say this is a look that needs to be checked. By Britney’s doctors.

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Kaviar Gauche

by Chexy on January 19, 2012

If you’re planning a wedding in some tropical clime where malaria is a threat, consider this netted bridal bikini as seen at the Kaviar Gauche Autumn/Winter 2012 show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Berlin yesterday.

I think it’s positively the end!

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Golden Globes Roundup

by Chexy on January 16, 2012

Angelina Jolie successfully hides behind a microphone stand while dressed as a Red Cross worker who escaped from a 1960s sci-fi movie, but managed to grab a lipstick.

George Clooney won for Best Actor in “The Descendants,” and proved that adorable has a shelf life.

Meryl Streep was, surprise, Best Actress for “Iron Lady.” Ironworkers apparently welded this Harvey Girl in mourning dress for her. Viola Davis is “her girl.”

Madonna. No time to do her roots. Too busy doing flexes.

Sarah Michelle Gellar revealed on the red carpet that her toddler daughter picked out this dress for mommy… from the Jerry Garcia Memorial Collection at SEARS. Piper Perabo washed out in the “before” version of the same frock.

Sofia Vergara was Deco perfection in Vera Wang, revealing that she made two trips to the gym a day to fit into this spectacular number.

“Bridesmaids” star Melissa McCarthy revealed that she made two trips to the fridge a night to fit into her green sheath. Work! Paula Patton as Chiquita Banana without hair, makeup and fruit turban.

Gerard Butler proves comedy is hard by completely blowing a joke in his flopped intro with Mila Kunis.

Best Foreign Language film winner for “The Separation,” Asghar Farhadi proves that comedy is easy when he says that Iranians are “loving.”

Reese Witherspoon with her roots. You can take the girl out of Santa Barbara, but you can’t put her in this dress without a hairdo and makeup.

Queen Latifah… there may be a sequin shortage for the Oscars. She looks good in drag, but desperately needs a big ass wig. Sorry, no other big ass joke.

Kate Winslet, simple but elegant “Mildred Pierce” daywear. Too bad this wasn’t lost in the fire at Richard Branson’s house.

Ricky Gervais managed to get all the Scientologists not to show up. Thanks! He clearly spent more time promoting the show than writing it. I predict he won’t be back.

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Duchess of Alba: The Holiday Look

by Chexy on December 27, 2011

Oh how nice. The Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz James Stuart, was dragged out to dinner during Christmas week.

Seen here in her Senior Sheena look, with a skirt that looks like an unfortunate Gustav Klimt painting, and what I think is a bandaged right knee under those sexy support hose, the Duchess attempts to register surprise, given the restraints of her mug.

This is dementia chic!

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