by Chexy on March 8, 2012

Sarah Jessica Parker (the Asian woman on the left) wearing an atrocious white lace top and black bra (this will never be a good idea) does battle with her upsweep against Anna Wintour’s Auto-Bob, and the bob is winning, as seen at the Louis Vuitton Ready-to-Wear Fall/Winter show in Paris on Wednesday.
There’s just so much pretty here.
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by Chexy on March 7, 2012
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This mildly repellent outfit (and makeup) was seen on a model today at the Chanel Autumn Winter 2012 fashion show at Paris Fashion Week.
But there’s something about the sweater that I like.
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by Chexy on March 1, 2012

Here’s a gorgeous way to start your day — with a photo of the great barge of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, as seen on her arrival to a Fortnum and Mason store in London for a private tour and tea with her mother-in-law, Betty Deuce, and stepdaughter-in-law, Kate, Duchess of Cambridge.
As you can see, Camilla’s hair was freshly burnished for the event (royal stylists, assorted butlers and metalworkers use a combination of Bar Keepers Friend and Goo Gone to keep it looking so fresh and shiny).


Betty and the girls were met by protestors against the sale of foie gras (that’s goose liver, for you heathens out there), and the only reason anyone would protest that is if they have never eaten it, because once you have, you just don’t care how they get it. Just kidding, animal lovers. It’s an abomination. And delicious. Send your cards and letters to Fortnum and Mason.
The girls enjoyed a tea party in the store with 150 guests. As part of the visit, 15,000 troops will receive a commemorative tin with Queen Anne tea and digestive biscuits.

Kate wore an appropriately tweedy coat dress by Missoni Rex, and dutifully followed Tugboat Annie Camilla and Gran into the store. Betty clearly wants Kate to get some royal training from the expert, herself, as Kate will one day be Queen. Is she wearing stockings?

Kate charmed Mayor Boris Johnson, who clearly looks like he’d like to get to know her better. A lot better.
Betty wore this lovely light blue outfit with a bolero hat and sexy skirt, revealing just a hint of leg, and her usual sensible heels, seen here as she greeted the homosexuals who painted the charming pedestal behind her.
via Daily Mirror
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by Chexy on February 29, 2012
by Chexy on February 16, 2012

Gabourey Sidibe outshines the skinny bitches at the Christian Siriano show at Fashion Week in NYC, wearing a slinky layered look with what appear to be animal print flats, for an overall delicious winter look. That’s either a purse, or a hunk of Carboncino cheese, not sure.

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by Chexy on February 16, 2012
by Chexy on February 16, 2012

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall was absolutely stunning (people were stunned) as she arrived to the St. James Park Tube Station after taking part in an “Improve your English” class in London on Thursday.
She’s wearing a tartan plaid skirt and matching jacket that she has worn for the last four winters, perhaps longer.
Here she is wearing it at a rehab center in 2009…

at a mosque in early 2009…

during her nighttime DJ gig in 2009, where she failed to ignite a “plaid craze”…

and again in 2008, God bless her…

and again in 2008… 
Please wave goodbye to this outfit!
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by Chexy on February 14, 2012

Talent-free celebuspawn Kelly Osbourne with her ridiculous gray hair, and Joan Rivers, who has apparently developed ptosis of the right eye, as seen at the Badgley Mischka Fall 2012 fashion show in NYC.
One of these women is 78.
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by Chexy on February 13, 2012

One of the hideous outfits presented by Eckhaus Latta at their Fall 2012 show on Sunday at NYC Fashion Week, and Ethel and Lucy in their Jacques Marcel originals.
One is a total joke.

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