Bosko Jankovic (right) of Genoa gets a hug from Giandomenico Mesto. And why not?

Igor Budan gets his nipple tweaked at a game in  Italy.

Gavin Henson of Cardiff tries to get past 10 and 11. Cheeky.

Sumo grand champion Hakuho (left, front) throws Takanoyama (right, rear) at a tournament in Tokyo, in case you’re into that sort of thing.

There was some kind of football game in Indianapolis on Sunday.

Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez of Manchester United looks like he’d be a lot of fun.

Juan Mata of Chelsea jumps on 9, Fernando Torres. Wouldn’t you jump on 9 if you had the chance?

Berrick Barnes at a training session in Sydney… for you blonde fans.

One for the ladies! Melissa Margulies and Amirah Leonard ponder the action at the Lingerie Bowl, while you do the same.

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Novak Djokovic (pronounced “Djokovic”) of Serbia celebrates a winning point against Rafael Nadal at the Australian Open. Back to my diet today.

Armin Mahbanoozadeh (uh huh) shows his flexibility at the men’s free skate in San Jose, Calif. That’s my Armin!

Zlatan Ibrahimovic (I know) is jumped by Marki Van Bommel in Milan. And he barely feels it.

Igor Budan is congratulated by his pink pals after scoring in Palermo.

Team Worcester has a meeting during a match in England. I think the yellow shoes work.

Robin van Persie celebrates with sub player Thierry Henry after scoring in London. Wouldn’t you like to celebrate scoring with Robin and Thierry?

Nicolai Mueller of Mainz during a match in Germany. He needs a few pillows.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Armin edition.

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Andy Murray brings new meaning to the words “Australian Open.”

Andrea Mantovani (right) of Palermo gets giggly when gripped by Giulio Migliaccio (pronounced “Giulio Migliaccio”) after scoring a goal in Palermo. Do you like 8?

James Short is tackled in a very personal way by Ludovico Nitoglia. I guess this is what they mean by a “cup match.”

Nicolas Lodeiro celebrates during a match in Alkmaar, Netherlands. Wouldn’t you like to go to his Netherlands?

Robin van Persie gets a hug from Alex Chamberlain after scoring in London. What’s that you say? You’d like to see Persie shirtless? Oh, okay. Here ya go.

The Venezuelan team prepares for action… mmm hmm.

Sometimes there are things you’d rather do than play basketball. Austin Rivers of the Duke Blue Devils.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Open Australian edition.

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Chris Tremlett of England caught in some type of bowling game in Dubai. This is how I look when I attempt sports, minus the muscles and overall fitness, of course.

Alexis Sanchez and Daniel Alves are on their knees for each other after a goal in Barcelona. One of them needs to stand up.

Bastian Schweinsteiger of Muenchen at a “friendly” match. Were you muenchen on schweinsteiger this weekend?

Hot dad Shuan Derry of Queens Park Rangers, in my favorite sports uniform, gets flagged after some type of foul against Yohan Cabaye, bottom, right.

Thierry Henry is 12. His ass is a 10. Gesture meaning for you to decide.

Holger Glanddorf (pronounced “Holger Glanddorf”) models the latest in off-the-shoulder sweats at a training session in Serbia.

Gonzalo Canale shows his flexibility at a Heineken Cup match.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, He Must Have an Enormous Schweinsteiger edition.

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Miralem Pjanic (pronounced “Miralem Pjanic”) at a training session in Rome. When in Rome… do the Romans.

Goran Pandev (behind) of Napoli enjoys his teammate, Gokhan Inler. (And if you’ve ever had your gokhan inlered, you know.)

Alberto Gilardino of Genoa has interesting pants.

Marco Di Vaio after throwing his shirt to someone in the stands in Bologna. The victory is ours.

Francesco Totti of AS Roma (left) hugs it out with his mates. Just like pizza… everyone wants a piece.

And some Aussie hugs Down Under for Kristian Sarkies. I thought I lost my sarkies the other day, but they were in my pocket.

Ramires of Chelsea (left) gives a squish to Juan Mata for his goal at some match of something somewhere.

And again. And finally…

Gotoku Sakai (you can say that) of Stuttgart grabs his socks at a thing in Belek, Turkey. He looks just the right height.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Interesting Pants edition.

Matt Giordano gets cozy with Tyvon Branch (#33) after an interception, and he’s receptive.

Tim Tebow warms up before a game. Wouldn’t you like to help him warm up?

A fan gives Petre Cech a kiss during some match in London. Sweet.

Jake Delhomme puts a very graceful spin on the ball.

Didier Drogba cools off. Here’s another view so you can see him better…

Got a quarter?

Ricky Ponting assumes a favorite position, ready for a ponting.

Alistair Overeem winds up a punch at the MGM Grand. You think you could take it?

Joe Jonas was there. I wonder why?

Maybe he’s into this kind of action. Alexander Gustafsson and Vladimir Matyus go at it hard.

Donald Cerrone (top) is ready for Nate Diaz (bottom).

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas edition.

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Nick Easter of the Harlequins gives a big ol’ bear hug to James Johnston after a victory in a Heineken Cup Match in Toulouse. Is your cup too loose?

The mascot of SC Heerenveen looks ready for anything.

Mike Brown gets a sweet noogie from George Robson after scoring. They need a bath.

Michael Arteta as seen at a match in Manchester. Wouldn’t you like to kick it with him?

Michael Carrick of Manchester United celebrates a goal against the Queens Park Rangers. A better shot of Carrick is below…

He looks happy.

Pretty in Pink! Palermo players are bummed out after a goal by the opposition, but continue to look adorable.

Tim Tebow and Tom Brady share a hot moment after some game.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Sweet Noogie edition.

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David Beckham takes an opportunity to show off his hideous tattoos in Australia.

Christian Fuchs (that’s pronounced “Christian Fuchs”) celebrates with teammate Klaas Jan Huntelaar after scoring a goal in Gelsenkirchen. I’ve seen clips of this movie.

Goekhan Toere (left) embraces Paolo Guerrero of Hamburg after making a goal against Hamburger. Sweet.

Simon Black and his muscles during a training session in Brisbane. Would you do whatever Simon says? I thought so.

Canada’s Danny Morrison, in skintight latex, after the men’s 1000 m something Speed Skating in Heerenveen, Netherlands. I’d go to the Netherlands with Danny.

Tommy Greer of the Melbourne Tigers poses for a portrait. Want to play ball with Tommy?

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Christian Fuchs always making trouble edition.

Deniz Naki of St. Pauli celebrates after scoring. Don’t you?

In Parma, they call this “training.” Call it whatever you want.

David Hussey poses with his big stick in Coolum, Australia. His name is Hussey.

Bernardo of Vasco da Gama talks about exploring one of his teammates.

Gary Speed of Wales jumps into the waiting arms of Andy Melville to celebrate a goal. Liking Melville is usually a sign.

Sergio Padt of Ghent hugs a bud during some match in Belgium. You know what they say about big gloves.

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Bet Ghent edition.

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Fernando Gago (center) is embraced by teammates after scoring in Rome. And why not?!

Martin Harnik (right) of Stuttgart scored a goal and hugged teammate Khalid Boulahrouz during the Bundesliga match in Stuttgart. Score!

Shinji Okazaki removes his shirt for Hajime Hosogai (pronounced “Hajime Hosogai”) of Augsburg after some match in Germany. It’s OKazaki with me!

For you bear aficionados, here’s Vernon Philander (left) of South Africa celebrating a wicket with Shane Watson of Australia. Squeeze!

Daniele Tumiati is lifted by his team, and gets poked (in the eye) by Richard Birkett at some game of something somewhere. Some guys get so grabby!

Dong Dong (yes, his name is Dong Dong) and Xiao Tu of China celebrate their gold medals in the Synchronized Trampoline Mens Final in Birmingham, England. Is there anyone else who has a medal for Dong? Or Tu?

Speaking of Dong, here’s Antonio Di Natale at a match of something in Parma, Italy, where the cheese comes from. We know where the pepperoni is. Thumbs up!

This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Just Happy to See You edition.

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