by Chexy on March 26, 2012
Racer Dario Franchitti of Scotland, catches a few rays in the pit before the Honda Grand Prix in St. Petersburg, Florida on Sunday. Who doesn’t love a grand prix? Dario has been married to Ashley Judd since 2001.
Georgios Samaras is scruff-a-licious in a match in Glasgow.
Leeds players dyed their hair red for Sport Relief charity in England. Hot.
Tom Croft is congratulated after scoring in some game of something somewhere.
If you prefer a guy who flips, Tom Homer can.
Uruguay hot guys Rodolfo Collazo and Emiliano Dumestre, enjoy a victory in the Mans Pair final of the Latin American Rowing something or other in Buenos Aires. Bueno.
Craig Westcarr, 9, of Chesterfield gets jumped by Scott Boden after a final whistle in London.
Erik Pieters shows off his spiffy uniform at a match in Amsterdam.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Piggyback edition.
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by Chexy on March 19, 2012
Fernando Torres gives a hug to Branislav Ivanovic after scoring. You’d like to see more of Ivanovic. But of course.
Nice deuce.
Papiss Cisse (pronounced “Papiss Cisse”) gets a squeeze from Demba Ba (“Demba Ba”) at a match in Norwich City.
Vicente Matias Vuoso celebrates a goal at Azteca Stadium. Fun.
Marco Rigoni gets a head-push from Garcia. Timing is everything.
Vincenzo Montella, head coach of Catania, has nice pants. Feel it.
Stijn Schaars of Lisbon celebrates some round. Cheerful.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Schaars and Schaars alike edition.
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by Chexy on March 12, 2012
Wayne Rooney (left) and Michael Carrick get cozy in Manchester. And how.
Antonio Nocerino of AC Milan gives a bear hug to Zlatan Ibrahimovic after scoring, and it seems only right.
It’s a dirty threesome; Manu Tuilagi (left) and Chris Ashton (right) of England celebrate victory with Brad Barritt at some match in Paris. Would you like to hose them down?
Mohamadou Idrissou (pronounced “Mohamadou Idrissou”) of Frankfurt celebrates another goal with a grip from Armin Veh, head coach… if you need a head coach.
Rene Krhin (shirtless) of Bologna FC gets giddy with teammate Nicolo Cherubin after scoring.
Marco Hoeger and his ass are replaced by Lewis Holtby at a match in Gelsenkirchen. Nice flag.
Hiroyuki Taniguchi (“Hiroyuki Taniguchi”) is embraced by F. Marinos after a goal in Kashiwa, Japan. At least that’s what it looks like.
Michael Jennings of the Panthers gets groped by his team after a goal, and the guy on the right skips and says “La la la.” Cute outfits.
John Hutchinson (left) of the Mariners has a beef with Joshua Risdon (right) of the Glory, who pulls up his shirt… and smiles. Things are different in Australia.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Mohamadou do do edition.
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by Chexy on March 5, 2012
Lionel Scaloni (top) and Miroslav Klose (bottom) celebrate a victory in Rome. I would too.
Hernanes of Lazio flips, if you like that sort. What? You’d like to see him shirtless? Okay.
Hernanes dances around shirtless. Because you asked.
Vincenzo Iaquinta of Cesena is dejected after a match against Fiorentina in Florence. Would you like to cheer him up?
Mattia Destro (left) of Siena and Lorenzo Ariaudo of Cagliarigot at it at some match. Someone always feels left out in a threesome.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Pizza with Vincenzo edition.
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by Chexy on February 23, 2012
Christopher Mears of Great Britain prepares for the Men’s 3m springboard Semi in London on Wednesday.
Prepare for your springboard… here are some of the other divers.
Ethan Warren manages to do the Watusi while he plunges.
I’d bend over backward for Jack Laugher. Sort of.
Ken Terauchi, in the new pocket-sized version.
Jack Laugher is a real toe-curler.
Chong He makes it look so easy to do. He looks easy to do too.
Tom Daley knows it.
Oh, look who was there! Princess Annie, the Princess Royal! Did she change her hair? No.
Ilya Zakharov poses for a flattering photo.
Kai Qin jumps in. A fine specimen.
I come to praise Cesar Castro.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup — Are You Wet Yet? edition.
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by Chexy on February 20, 2012
Eric Butorac shows off his… backhand. Yeah, his backhand.
Sulley Muntari of AC Milan is happy about scoring the opening goal. Wouldn’t you be happy about scoring?
Maximilian Beister of Duesseldorf appears to have an extra pair of socks on.
Necat Ayguen (bottom) of Munich celebrates his team’s second goal. Imagine what goes on in the locker room.
Tano Goya of Argentina hits the ball just where he wants it at the Avantha Masters Club in New Delhi. Could you hit it?
Christoph Metzelder hugs shirtless teammate Kyriakos Papadopoulos (pronounced “Kyriakos Papadopoulos”) while Christian Fuchs (pronounced “Fuchs”) has a squirt at some match in Gelsenkirchen.
How does Papadopoulos look from the front, you ask? Sure…
I know how to remove those stubborn stains.
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar (left) and Christian Fuchs (we need more Christian Fuchs) give each other some head. Nice flag.
Hugh Vyvyan gets a lift during a match somewhere. This looks like a fun game.
Lachie Neale celebrates a goal with Matthew Pavlich, who carries him to victory.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Lachie You edition.
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by Chexy on February 13, 2012
Players of Catania get friendly at a match in Catania.
Cristiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid does a celebratory waltz with Mesut Ozil. Lovely.
Hot guys with short sticks. Jamie Dwyer (left) of Australia and Robert van der Horst of Netherlands want the ball. Me too.
The Croatian team celebrates at the Davis Cup in Japan. Nice flag.
Nick De Luca (on his knees) waits for 16 at a game of something in Cardiff.
Rodney Sneijder (pronounced “Sneijder”) of FC Utrecht ponders his next move. I know what mine would be.
Lee Addy of Ghana reacts to a loss to Zambia. His loss, our gain.
And a streaker brightens up the action at a something league game in Birmingham. The end.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Real Ghana Places edition.
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by Chexy on February 8, 2012
Lakers darling Kobe Bryant won’t be charged in the matter of a church scuffle in San Diego in which a man claimed he was injured by Kobe at St. Therese of Carmel last August, when Bryant reportedly snatched the man’s cell phone from his hand, thinking he was taking pictures of the tongue-wagging ball tosser.
Kobe is not a rapist or an adulterer, and he’s not a brawler.
No photos, please.
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by Chexy on February 6, 2012
Bosko Jankovic (right) of Genoa gets a hug from Giandomenico Mesto. And why not?
Igor Budan gets his nipple tweaked at a game in Italy.
Gavin Henson of Cardiff tries to get past 10 and 11. Cheeky.
Sumo grand champion Hakuho (left, front) throws Takanoyama (right, rear) at a tournament in Tokyo, in case you’re into that sort of thing.
There was some kind of football game in Indianapolis on Sunday.
Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez of Manchester United looks like he’d be a lot of fun.
Juan Mata of Chelsea jumps on 9, Fernando Torres. Wouldn’t you jump on 9 if you had the chance?
Berrick Barnes at a training session in Sydney… for you blonde fans.
One for the ladies! Melissa Margulies and Amirah Leonard ponder the action at the Lingerie Bowl, while you do the same.
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by Chexy on January 30, 2012
Novak Djokovic (pronounced “Djokovic”) of Serbia celebrates a winning point against Rafael Nadal at the Australian Open. Back to my diet today.
Armin Mahbanoozadeh (uh huh) shows his flexibility at the men’s free skate in San Jose, Calif. That’s my Armin!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic (I know) is jumped by Marki Van Bommel in Milan. And he barely feels it.
Igor Budan is congratulated by his pink pals after scoring in Palermo.
Team Worcester has a meeting during a match in England. I think the yellow shoes work.
Robin van Persie celebrates with sub player Thierry Henry after scoring in London. Wouldn’t you like to celebrate scoring with Robin and Thierry?
Nicolai Mueller of Mainz during a match in Germany. He needs a few pillows.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Armin edition.
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