Bolivia’s forward Marcelo Martins celebrates with teammates after a goal against Argentina. Wouldn’t you like to get forward with him?
Dennis Aogo of the German National team of something or other. I could forgive the haircut.
Chin Hui Ng (prounced “Hui Ng”) of Singapore prepares for the mens 400m final at the 2011 Southeast Asian Games at Jakabaring Sports Complex. He looks ready.
Owen Farrell of the Saracens is on his way to being tackled. With pleasure!
Roger Federer changes his shirt during a match against somebody somewhere.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Chin Up edition.
Cute couple David Beckham (left) of the Galaxy and Thierry Henry of the Red Bulls play nice.
Richie McCaw of the All Blacks tore his shirt. Pity.
Greg Van Avermaet (center) wins the Paris /Tours cycling race from ahead of Marco Marcato (left) and Kasper Klootergaard-Larsen (right). Clearly, it was a tight race.
Lucas Nell of the Socceroos addresses the press in Sydney. No word on whether he plays the didgeridoo.
Javier Gomez Fuertes of Spain makes it stick straight up at the gymnastics thingy in Tokyo.
Sexy bear Jaime Garcia of the Cardinals… I think I’ll get some red gloves this winter!
Danell Leyva of the USA is hung… on a horse.
Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos shows off his football-shaped muscles.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, That’s Not My Klootergaard edition.
Let’s begin with the end. Doppies La Grande gets pantsed by Brendan McKibbin at some rugby game in Sydney. Now you know why they call him Doppies La Grande.
J.J. Watt (99) of the Houston Texans gets a well-placed hand on quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (7) of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
The pink shoes of Rashean Mathis of the Jacksonville Jaguars, in support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
A sweating Lance Moore of the New Orleans Saints also supports Breast Cancer Awareness.
That’s Head Coach Mike Munchak of the Tennessee Titans, in case you need a hot dad for a head coach.
Mladen Petric of Hamburg celebrates scoring a goal during some match in Germany, by removing his shirt and yelling. I would too.
Nicolas Burdisso (left) of AS Roma gives some head to Daniele Capelli of Atalanta BC, who reciprocates.
Leo Messi (bottom) of Barcelona waits for it.
Mikel Arteta of Arsenal shows what he’s got going on in a game that involves a ball.
Samsung 8, but you can’t tell from this picture.
Sam Warburton (right) hugs George North of Wales after scoring. And why wouldn’t he?
Emmanuel Emenike (right) grabs Demy de Zeeuw (pronounced “Demy de Zeeuw”) after a goal in Moscow. At least this Demy is getting some.
Ronan O’Gara of Ireland attempts to make a pass. Would you turn him down?
The net at Jahn Stadium in Regensburg, Germany. Nice net.
And finally, Jerome Boateng (left) and Rafinha of Bayern Muenchen popped into their lederhosen to attend an Oktoberfest event at the Kaefer Wiesnschaenke (yah, “Kaefer Wiesnschaenke”) in Munich.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Careful When Popping in Your Lederhosen edition.
Aleksandar Kolarov and his thighs have a loving chat with Sergio Aguero and Carlos Tevez of Manchester at a training session for some match.
Danie Van Wyk grabs George North (with ball) in a very personal way in New Zealand.
Scott Williams finds a nice pillow on Piet Van Zyl (pronounced “Piet Van Zyl”) of Namibia during a fun match of that game they play. Later, Scott showed his best side…
Meanwhile, in the stands…
Fans of some Wales team. Adorable!
Sven-Soeren of Berlin attempts to hold up four fingers during a handball match in Berlin. I’d like to make Sven-Soeren.
Rafael jumps onto 9, Ramos Vasquez, after scoring. Who doesn’t like scoring with 9?
Head coach Markus Babbel grabs the head of Christoph Janker. I prefer a head coach to a janker.
OMG! Horizontal stripes are slimming… as seen on Mariano Galarza of Argentina, who autographs his shorts for a fan, exposing his tiny tush.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, don’t be Zylly edition.
Alexis Sanchez of Barcelona can barely contain his hotness after a match in Villarreal. Is it hot in here or is it just him?
Cutie Leandro Damiao celebrates scoring in a match of something against some team in Brazil. Look at that smile!
Number 7 tries for a grab at Brad Barritt’s ass, and who can blame him… or his teammates?
I don’t know what Fernando Torres just finished doing, but I think he missed an open goal and assumed the position somewhere in England.
Bastian Schweinsteiger (pronounced “Schweinsteiger”), Franck Ribery and Thomas Mueller get very friendly at a match in Gelsenkirchen. And if you’ve ever had a Schweinsteiger in your Gelsenkirchen, then you know a little hugging is nice afterwards.
Goalkeeper Ralf Faehrmann (left) hugs Manuel Neuer (right) during a match of some sort. I would too.
Sergio Aguero (left) gets jumped from behind by 10, and he apparently likes it.
Lionel Messi (bottom) gets close to luscious Cesc Fabregas after scoring a goal. There’s motivation to score right there. I know what I said.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, He Must Have an Enormous Schweinsteiger edition.
