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Bad Hair Day

by Chexy on November 30, 2011

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addresses an audience in South Korea at the Forum on Aid Effectiveness.

The effectiveness of shampoo and conditioner was not discussed. Clearly.

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Real Gone Places: Rhinebeck Diner

by Chexy on November 23, 2011

The super groovy Rhinebeck Diner opened in 1938 on Coney Island and was moved to Route 9 in Rhinebeck, NY in the ’40s.

What a nice checkerboard counter (below)…

And its carcass, as it appears today.

Fun Fact: Chelsea Clinton was married in Rhinebeck.

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First Lady Halloween Masks

by Chexy on October 13, 2011

My imaginary daughter Amy, 6, wants me to be First Lady Michelle Obama for Halloween. “I can just hold your hand and be one of the fat kids she’s trying to put on a diet!” said my overweight angel, adding, “You could carry bags from Target!”

I wondered what other First Lady masks were available.

What about the Laura Bush mask? But for the hairdo, she looks like a surgified Real Housewife.

Hillary Clinton looks something like an illustration of a 1950s housewife selling toothpaste.

The real Barbara Bush is far more frightening than this latex version, although if you add an ax and a bloody Talbots dress, this could be good.

This is Nancy Reagan’s mask.

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Hillary & Bill & Punch & Judy

by Chexy on September 23, 2011

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, with too long hair, and her husband, former US President Bill Clinton with a red nose, as seen at the Clinton Global Initiative to solve world problems… and below them, problematic puppets Punch and Judy.

The two of them haven’t gotten along for years, but stay together for appearances.

Getty

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Hillary Clinton is a Gas

by Chexy on August 16, 2011

Lovable Secretary of State Hillary Clinton lifted one of her pantsuited thighs and let one rip this morning during a “conversation” hosted by the National Defense University in Washington, DC, causing Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta to bolt from his seat, saying, “I’ve got no defense against THAT, Hillary!”

Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty

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Don’t Cry for Me, Hillary

by Chexy on June 24, 2011


The weight of the world appears to burden Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as she testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on “Evaluating Goals and Progress in Afghanistan and Pakistan” on Wednesday.

But she cheered up quickly.

Getty

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Katherine Jackson

by Chexy on January 5, 2011

Former Sears employee Katherine Jackson, 80, as she appeared on Tuesday at a preliminary hearing in the case of propofol doc Conrad Murray, who, according to testimony, didn’t know CPR.

Mother Jackson, a polio survivor, receives $26,804 monthly from Michael Jackson’s estate as her personal allowance (separate from what is provided for his children, and other earnings).

She isn’t spending it on clothes, as seen in this airline blue pantsuit from Macy’s Hillary Clinton Collection. She is followed by daughter La Toya, 54, who looks like she just caught a glimpse of her future.

Toby Canham/Getty

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Could It Be Magic?

by Chexy on December 7, 2010

Las Vegas magician Criss Angel as he appeared with a new hairdo at some country music awards crap last night, and presidential girlfriend and cigar aficionado Monica Lewinsky.

So alike, and yet only one was recently called “that woman.”

ty J.Lo!

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Willie and Willie

by Chexy on December 2, 2010

Former President Bill Clinton advised Prince William on the keys to a successful marriage, as seen at the FIFA World Cup 2018 & 2022 Host Countries conference today in Zurich.

Shaun Botterill – FIFA/FIFA via Getty

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Kuala Frumpur

by Chexy on November 2, 2010

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton appeared freshly bathed at a news conference in Malaysia today, looking like forty cents worth of have mercy.

At least the wallpaper is fabulous.

Goh Seng Chong/Bloomberg via Getty Images

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