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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has announced State Dept. cooperation in a new search for the remains of lost aviatrix Amelia Earhart.
She should be looking for a hair stylist.
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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (left) addressing the Senate Foreign Relations Committee yesterday about why men make wars, and Smurfette (right).
One was magically created from blue clay, sugar and spice but nothing nice, crocodile tears, half a pack of lies, a chatter of a magpie, and the hardest stone for her heart.
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ty Johnny Lopez
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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addresses an audience in South Korea at the Forum on Aid Effectiveness.
The effectiveness of shampoo and conditioner was not discussed. Clearly.
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The super groovy Rhinebeck Diner opened in 1938 on Coney Island and was moved to Route 9 in Rhinebeck, NY in the ’40s.
What a nice checkerboard counter (below)…
And its carcass, as it appears today.
Fun Fact: Chelsea Clinton was married in Rhinebeck.
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My imaginary daughter Amy, 6, wants me to be First Lady Michelle Obama for Halloween. “I can just hold your hand and be one of the fat kids she’s trying to put on a diet!” said my overweight angel, adding, “You could carry bags from Target!”
I wondered what other First Lady masks were available.
What about the Laura Bush mask? But for the hairdo, she looks like a surgified Real Housewife.
Hillary Clinton looks something like an illustration of a 1950s housewife selling toothpaste.
The real Barbara Bush is far more frightening than this latex version, although if you add an ax and a bloody Talbots dress, this could be good.
This is Nancy Reagan’s mask.
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US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, with too long hair, and her husband, former US President Bill Clinton with a red nose, as seen at the Clinton Global Initiative to solve world problems… and below them, problematic puppets Punch and Judy.
The two of them haven’t gotten along for years, but stay together for appearances.
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Lovable Secretary of State Hillary Clinton lifted one of her pantsuited thighs and let one rip this morning during a “conversation” hosted by the National Defense University in Washington, DC, causing Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta to bolt from his seat, saying, “I’ve got no defense against THAT, Hillary!”
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The weight of the world appears to burden Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as she testified before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on “Evaluating Goals and Progress in Afghanistan and Pakistan” on Wednesday.
But she cheered up quickly.
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Former Sears employee Katherine Jackson, 80, as she appeared on Tuesday at a preliminary hearing in the case of propofol doc Conrad Murray, who, according to testimony, didn’t know CPR.
Mother Jackson, a polio survivor, receives $26,804 monthly from Michael Jackson’s estate as her personal allowance (separate from what is provided for his children, and other earnings).
She isn’t spending it on clothes, as seen in this airline blue pantsuit from Macy’s Hillary Clinton Collection. She is followed by daughter La Toya, 54, who looks like she just caught a glimpse of her future.
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