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Alleged designer Patricia Field as seen last night at a Children of Armenia benefit in NYC, and the RL Fisher Ballroom Plaid Window Tailored Valance, 52 x 16 from SEARS.

One may cause you to jump.

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Lindsay Lohan Making Progress

by Chexy on December 15, 2011

Lindsay and her destroyed blonde swimming pool hair at yesterday’s probation progress hearing, and a creepy blonde doll (right).

At a recent court appearance, and a “fit bitty baby.”

And at another court appearance, with 1959 Barbie.

She’s a doll, people.

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Thai Food

by Chexy on October 10, 2011

This was the scene in Thailand yesterday as flooding wreaked havoc in downtown Ayutthaya. Areas of Thailand are experiencing the worst flooding in nearly 50 years.

On Sunday, a friend asked me if I wanted to go for Thai food. I said, “No, I had Thai food last night.” He said, “What do you think 60 million Thais eat every day?”

Getty

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Camilla: The Dress That Makes Babies Cry

by Chexy on July 25, 2011

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, attempts to comfort a child, who like me, is screaming over this damned dot dress that will not die.

The Duchess was seen once again in this Seussian monstrosity while at The Queen’s Award for Voluntary Service event in Birmingham today.

Cam wore the same getup just last month at Wimbledon…

And here are the other recent sightings…

She wore it to the Flower show last July 28 (above), and just five days prior to that at the West Wiltshire show (below).

and last June 22…


and in April before that…

Please, please write to Betty Deuce and beg her to stop Camilla from wearing this outfit. Think of England!

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ty Brian P.

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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on July 16, 2011

Shall we Carioca? I think yes.

Perhaps you prefer some disco. The original Lady Gaga, Divine.

Carmageddon weekend… with Popeye and Olive.

The Peters Sisters… Who Stole the Jam?

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Remembering: JFK Jr., 1960-1999

by Chexy on July 16, 2011

Can it be a dozen years since he fell out of the sky? It is, today.

He never got to meet his stepcousin Joseph, who was 2 when JFK Jr. died.

Pity.

for Gina

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What’s Wrong with This Photo?

by Chexy on June 8, 2011

It’s 63 in Los Angeles today at 11 AM PDT.

Record high temperatures are expected to hold in the east for weeks, while Los Angeles won’t break 75!

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The Power of Chatchkas

by Chexy on May 25, 2011

This hideous figurine survived the Joplin tornado, as seen in the rubble of a home destroyed by the twister.

Some shit is indestructible.

Mario Tama/Getty

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Meltdown Kitty

by Chexy on March 18, 2011

The Hello Kitty Gas Mask.

Available here.

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Amy and the Nukes

by Chexy on March 16, 2011

My imaginary daughter Amy, 6, has followed the coverage of the earthquake and tsunami with the unbridled curiosity of a gossip looking for a friendly yenta, only she’s a tad more worrisome.

“I don’t get it,” she blurted in the same Eeyore Goes to Massachusetts tone of her mother, Carolyn, “Why did they build those nuclear power plants if they knew they were so dangerous?”

This was a question I had asked in college protests and rallies, which I told her.

“Aren’t grown-ups supposed to know better?” she trumped with the pointed sabre of unfailing juvenile logic. She’s mature for six.

“Yes,” I told her, “we know a lot of things are dangerous, but people decide they must be done, so they’re willing to take the risk. It’s like driving.” She asked, “Is that why mom says ‘fucker’ all the time while she’s driving?”

Rather than say anything that would subject her mother to fully warranted criticism, I said, simply, “It’s a form of stress release,” adding with precaution, “Don’t try it in school.”

And with that, she was off to watch “The Simpsons.”

I joined her.

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