Don’t you wish you could post something to Facebook after you die? Just in case the WiFi is wonky in heaven, or wherever you’re going, here’s the perfect solution.
Betty Joan Perske was born on this day in 1924. She took her mother’s maiden name and became Lauren Bacall, today’s Friday Face.
As the legend goes, she was a fashion model, and was spotted on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar by Nancy Hawks, wife of director Howard Hawks. Nancy urged him to give her a screen test for “To Have and Have Not.” She got the part, and won Humphrey Bogart’s heart as well. She was 19.
At 20, while visiting the National Press Club in DC, the head of WB publicity asked her to sit on a piano, which was being played by then VP Harry Truman. The controversial photo went the equivalent of “viral” in 1945.
She married Bogie that year; he was 45. They would have 2 children and 12 years together, until his death of esophageal cancer.
Bacall made a few films in the 1950s, including a role as a pseudo-lesbian wackjob in “Young Man with a Horn,” the first big budget film about jazz, loosely based on the life of Bix Beiderbecke.
Her big ’50s success came with “How to Marry a Millionaire,” opposite Marilyn Monroe and Betty Grable.
Nice outfit on Grable.
Frank Sinatra wanted to marry Bacall in the late ’50s, but the two had a falling out and he dumped her.
In the ’60s she headed for Broadway and picked up two Tonys for “Applause” and “Woman of the Year.”
She married Jason Robards in 1961, and said in her autobiography that she divorced him in 1969 because he was a drunk. Their son is an actor (he bought a used car from my Aunt Lorraine’s friend in New Jersey).
In 1981 she played the object of obsession of a crazed admirer in “The Fan,” which presaged stalkers. This was 8 years before actress Rebecca Schaeffer would be gunned down in the doorway of her apartment by a sicko fan.
Bacall received her first Oscar nomination in 1997 for her supporting role in “The Mirror Has Two Faces,” for which she nabbed a Golden Globe, but Oscar went to Juliet Binoche for “The English Patient.”
In the ’90s she picked up a Kennedy Center Honor… and became the voice of Fancy Feast cat food and its “gourmet taste.”
In the new century, she made “Dogville” and “Birth,” both with Nicole Kidman, and appeared as herself in an episode of “The Sopranos.”
In a 2005 appearance on “Larry King Live,” Bacall described herself as “anti-Republican… a liberal. The L word,” adding that “being a liberal is the best thing on earth you can be. You are welcoming to everyone when you’re a liberal. You do not have a small mind.”
Seen above with her three children, Bacall was awarded an honorary Oscar in 2009… and became the voice of the “Tuesday Morning” discount chain commercials.
That’s a face that launched a million peek-a-boo hairdos, belonging to one Veronica Lake, stunning star of one of my favorite films, “Sullivan’s Travels,” perhaps the best film ever made about making films.
When Veronica was 10, her father died in an industrial explosion, in Philadelphia, no less. What a place to blow up.
She was expelled from an all-girls Catholic boarding school in Montreal, not the worst fate that can befall a girl, but she was likely schizophrenic, and you know how reticent those schizos can be about admitting that.
Through her mother’s second marriage, Veronica ended up in Beverly Hills (of all places) and got work at RKO as a teen. She made it big in 1941 by stealing almost every scene in “I Wanted Wings.” She was 19, married an art director who was much older, and had the first of her 4 children.
Lake was frequently paired with Alan Ladd because he was 5’5″ and she was 4’11″. During WWII, Veronica Lake’s sex appeal made her a favorite pinup girl among soldiers, along with Rita Hayworth and Betty Grable.
Her drinking and erratic behavior earned her a rotten reputation in Tinseltown, where the sultry blonde began to rust like so much war surplus. Joel McCrea turned down a second film with her, saying, “Life’s too short for two films with Veronica Lake.”
During filming of the Nazi spy drama “The Hour Before the Dawn,” she fell on a cable while pregnant and began hemorrhaging. She recovered, but the child was born prematurely and died a week later of uremic poisoning.
Noir scribe Raymond Chandler began calling her “Moronica Lake.” She married Hungarian horror director Andre de Toth and had two more kids. It was rumored that one of them was Alan Ladd’s. Her mother sued her for support. It was 1944, and Veronica was earning $4,500 a week… the equivalent of $56,684 in today’s dollars.
Here’s a couple of minutes of her magnetism, a few stills and some footage, with a cornball song I love. Oh, and there’s more to this story…
She got a pilot’s license and was able to fly solo coast-to-coast, and turned 24.
By 1951 she was divorced again, and her assets were seized by the IRS for unpaid taxes. How did stars blow all that dough?! She managed to get some work on TV and the stage, and remarried in 1955, this time to a songwriter, divorcing him in ’59. She broke her ankle and was arrested for public drunkenness. The big sink from the drink and red ink stinks.
A reporter discovered her working as a barmaid in a Manhattan hotel, and wrote up the story, and as a result she got some work on TV. For a brief time in 1966 she was a TV hostess in Maryland. Have you been to Maryland? She moved to Hollywood… Florida, where her paranoia kicked in; she believed she was stalked by the FBI.
Her autobiography was published in 1972. She used the money from it to finance her last film, “Flesh Feast,” a low-budget horror flick with some kind of Nazi storyline. She moved to England and was married a fourth time — to a sea captain. That didn’t work out either. She filed for divorce and returned to the US in 1973, age 50.
She was immediately hospitalized with hepatitis and renal failure (alcoholics get that) and died, in Burlington, Vermont on July 7, 1973. Her ashes were scattered off the Virgin Islands, per her request. This is a pic of her near the end…
Below is the original trailer for “Flesh Feast,” in which she plays a mad scientist, uttering the classic line, “What’s the matter, don’t you like my little maggots?!”
And that’s today’s Friday Face, with a peek-a-boo ‘do. Happy Friday, everyone! I love you all!
It’s curtains for “All My Children,” which ABC axed today along with “One Life to Live.” The soaps were dumped in favor of the cheaper food lifestyle shows; “The Chew,” from the producer who brought you butter lovin’ Paula Deen and the irksomely lovey-dovey Neelys, and “The Revolution,” a daily hour about health and lifestyle transformations. Joy.
“All My Children” has been on the air for over 40 years, most of the time has been erased from Susan Lucci’s face.
Goodbye, Erica Kane. Remember, though, there’s no such thing as death in soap opera land. If they could bring back your aborted fetus as your adult son, they can bring you back too.