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I told you about it last week… and here they come. Even more plastic than the real-life Kardashians… their Barbies are forthcoming from Mattel.
Hide yo kids.
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My imaginary daughter Amy, 6, wants me to be First Lady Michelle Obama for Halloween. “I can just hold your hand and be one of the fat kids she’s trying to put on a diet!” said my overweight angel, adding, “You could carry bags from Target!”
I wondered what other First Lady masks were available.
What about the Laura Bush mask? But for the hairdo, she looks like a surgified Real Housewife.
Hillary Clinton looks something like an illustration of a 1950s housewife selling toothpaste.
The real Barbara Bush is far more frightening than this latex version, although if you add an ax and a bloody Talbots dress, this could be good.
This is Nancy Reagan’s mask.
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Are you having trouble finding a gift for your balding pops? Do you have a stepfather you don’t like, but have to get him a gift?
Worry no more, the Flair Hair cap is here.
You’re welcome.
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“I’ve been baking a lasagna all day and you wanna eat Spaghetti Os? Heeeeeeeelllll no!”
That’s how it must have gone down this past weekend in the Kenai Peninsula area of Alaska when Benjamin Peterson’s live-in BF, Dustin Clark, chose to have a can of the horrid Os instead of Benny’s homemade lasagna, causing Ben to go off — breaking household items and throwing furniture, kicking a stove, and eventually breaking a glass door.
Don’t F with a bitch who’s been cooking for you all damned day!
According to an affidavit from Alaska State Trooper Michael Wilson, Clark called 911 on Saturday to report that his BF had assaulted him and was “enraged” and “freaking out” because of the Spaghetti Os.
Peterson was arrested on a criminal mischief charge, poor boy, and must have no contact with Clark, with whom he owns the home.
Via Peninsula Clarion
TY Rick F.
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Just when you thought those Kardashian hos had the market cornered in idiotic reality shows, comes (yeah) “Gigolos” — a show about real hos. The men kind.
Meet “the hardest (ahem) working men in Las Vegas.” Premieres tonight.
via Johnny Lopez
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It’s that time of year again, when office workers all over the country begin pestering you to buy Girl Scout cookies in the name of their daughters. I always get a box of Thin Mints, but I don’t eat them anymore, since they taste like hydrogenated goo to me now. But Hersha Howard of Naples, Florida eats hers. And you better not.
It seems that Hersha went off the deep end, and perhaps her meds, when she found that her roommate, Jasmine Wanke (pronounced “Wanke”) had gotten into her Thin Mints, landing Miss Howard with a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon!
Hersha tore through the house and chased Wanke with a scissors. Yup, she’ll cut a bitch over shitty baked goods.
Howard’s husband eventually had to tackle her, but not before Wanke was bitten on the breast and beaten with a sign. That’s what it says.
Please… remember, cookies are eaten by invitation!
Ah, Florida.
ty J.Lo
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in bad hair, can you believe it?, food, for reals, hot messes, morons, pearl clutch, stuff I likeThe beasts (and their dogs) gathered today at Madison Square Garden for the 135th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Here are Chexy’s Annual Lookalikes!
Above, an Old English Sheepdog, and below, Nicki Minaj at the Grammys.
Below, a Standard Poodle…
and the Duchess of Alba.
Below, an Irish Wolfhound named Willow sits in his cage…
and Michael Lohan, sitting for one of his mugshots.
A Chinese Crested putting on airs…
And Paris Hilton being herself…
Below, Leo the Afghan Hound…
And Adrien Brody in profile.
Sparkle the Standard Poodle…
And wackadoodle designer Betsey Johnson.
Arf!
dog pics by Getty
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This is why we need the Freedom of Information Act. LBJ buys pants. Soft green and soft brown. Yes, this is real.
TY D.S.
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We’ve all had crappy Chinese food. Now you can decide while you’re dining — as seen at the Modern Toilet restaurant in Kunming, China, where the seats are made from converted toilets, and surprisingly, business is not tanking, in fact, they’re flush with customers. No shit.
They’ve taken the theme to extremes, with urinal wall decor and dishes including “Excrement Ice Cream,” “Toilet Bowl Hot Pot” and “Fried Poo Sticks.” What, no “Custurd”? Chow Water Mein? Take a Dumplings? (I’ll stop there.)
Owner Xu Liang says the restaurant has been particularly popular with students, who say that half an hour after eating, you’re wanting to go again.
Via The Times of India
ht JLo
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