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We Can Seat You Now

by Chexy on January 18, 2011

We’ve all had crappy Chinese food. Now you can decide while you’re dining — as seen at the Modern Toilet restaurant in Kunming, China, where the seats are made from converted toilets, and surprisingly, business is not tanking, in fact, they’re flush with customers. No shit.

They’ve taken the theme to extremes, with urinal wall decor and dishes including “Excrement Ice Cream,” “Toilet Bowl Hot Pot” and “Fried Poo Sticks.” What, no “Custurd”? Chow Water Mein? Take a Dumplings? (I’ll stop there.)

Owner Xu Liang says the restaurant has been particularly popular with students, who say that half an hour after eating, you’re wanting to go again.

Via The Times of India
ht JLo

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Benadictaphone

by Chexy on January 10, 2011

Have you said to yourself, “Christ, I forgot all about it!”?

Those days are over with this handy Benadictaphone key ring!

This papal recorder will hold your short messages for playback when you need them. Record your sins for confession!

Press the easy-to-use crucifix buttons and you won’t get hung up on remembering to stop at the hardware store to pick up some nails.

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Kitty for Kitty

by Chexy on January 4, 2011

Feeling stressed? Try this Hello Kitty personal massager.

And yes, it’s for reals.

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Loving Barney

by Chexy on December 21, 2010

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi embraces righteous Rep. Barney Frank (above, left) just before signing legislation to repeal “Don’t ask, don’t tell” at the U.S. Capitol… and Betty and Barney Rubble.

So alike, and yet only one has had a very interesting relationship with a man named Fred.

UPDATE: At the House celebration of the repeal of DADT, Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) addressed the so-called “radical homosexual agenda,” saying, “It’s to be protected against violent crimes driven by bigotry, it’s to be able to get married, it’s to be able to get a job, and it’s to be able to fight for our country. For those who are worried about the radical homosexual agenda, let me put them on notice. Two down, two to go.”

Win McNamee/Getty

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Chuck and Camilla Survive Car Attack!

by Chexy on December 9, 2010

Oh the horror of it all! Prince Chuck and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, were making their way to a Royal Variety Performance at the Palladium when their car was attacked by students demonstrating against tuition increases. Fortunately, Camilla pressed the SHIELD POWER ACTIVATE on her hairdo, and protected the future king and herself, and thirty bystanders! Yay!

Still, the car got a little messed up. But her hair did not. All is right with the world.

via The Sun

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Pearl

by Chexy on December 8, 2010

U.S. Marine Dwight Hanson comforted Pearl Harbor survivor John Latko, 92, at a memorial service yesterday marking the 69th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor in Oahu, in which 2,400 perished.

And now, Pearl Bailey.

Kent Nishimura/Getty
for Gretchen

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Kara Dioguardi: A Pretty Girl is Like a Melody

by Chexy on November 29, 2010

Songwriter and former “Idol” judge Kara Dioguardi (left) as she appeared this past July at some Vh1 thing, and this past weekend (right) at the opening of “Cinderella” in North Hollywood, fresh out of the shower.

But who’s judging?

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Chexy’s Saturday Matinee

by Chexy on November 13, 2010

Bring on the dancing girls!

Bring on the dancing boys… and Carol Channing! From 1953 — LIVE TV!

The grooviest dude that ever lived. Mel Torme.

From 1896, Loie Fuller, an original dancing girl.

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A New eBay Collector’s Item!

by Chexy on November 2, 2010

Hooray! Dual FAIL!

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Khloe Keeps on Truckin’

by Chexy on October 7, 2010

The talent-free Khloe Kardashian as seen wearing a gray poncho while hitting up an ice cream truck in NYC on Wednesday, and below, a truck carries its load under a gray tarp.

So alike, and yet only one is scintillating enough for a reality show.

Hint: It’s not Khloe.

Ray Tamarra/Getty

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