Lindsay Lohan appeared with a freshly inflated face last night at some nonsense in NYC… looking more like reptilian ’50s actress Lizabeth Scott than Elizabeth Taylor.
Scott, who will be 90 this year, appeared in 2010 at a screening of “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers.” Lohan will be 62 in in July.
Aretha Franklin (called “Re” at Whitney Houston’s funeral by Dionne Warwick) as seen at the TV Land event in New York on Saturday, and majestic “Drag Race” doyenne Latrice Royale as seen by artist Chad Sell.
That grand lady of Spain, the Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, brought her loveliness to the “Orange and Lemon” in Madrid, where they honor the nice and unpleasant celebs.
Europa Press captured this moment of sheer beauty as the Duchess’ dewy makeup reflected in the purple light of a spring night in Spain (apologies to Cole Porter).
In seemingly unrelated beauty news, Sharon Needles won last night’s “Drag Race” Bitch Ball challenge.
It’s that time once again boys and girls and whatever you are! *theme song* Your host of today’s game, THE Johnny Lopez, brings Chexy another gaggle of gorgeous gals seen at last night’s New Now Next Awards.
Can you guess the biological woman?
Answers below the clock. I said “clock.”
From top left, presumptive “Drag Race” winner Sharon Needles, Willam “More Pancake, Okay?” Belli, Jiggly “Can I Call You Jiggly” Caliente, Cher channeler Miss Chad Michaels.
Bottom from left, Ambisexual supermodel Andrej Pejic, talent-free celebuspawn Kelly Osbourne, Hot Mama Latrice Royale, and reconstituted blogger Perez Hilton.
Late bloomer and “Family Ties” star Meredith Baxter as she appeared this weekend at the Dinah Shore Weekend White Party in Palm Springs, and the late “Family Affair” star Brian Keith, who shot himself to death in 1997.
It’s time to play America’s favorite game, “Can You Guess the Biological Woman?” The host of today’s game, Johnny Lopez, created this cornucopia of curious cuties, who all attended last night’s 45th Anniversary gala for The Advocate.
Answers below the clock. I said “clock.”
From top left, the hilarious Coco Peru, porny Traci Lords, former Marine and activist Calpernia Addams. Bottom from left, Drag Race evictee Willam Belli, writer and activist Andrea James, and feline funnyman Bruce Vilanch.
Sharon Needles absolutely nailed it on last night’s “RuPaul’s Drag Race.” Has anyone signed her for a TV show yet? She’d be perfect in late night! She’s certainly funnier than Chelsea Handler… which isn’t saying much. Okay, funnier than Conan. Hmm… she’s funny.
You can catch up on the episodes online. Here’s Monday’s show: