Are you watching “RuPaul’s Drag Race” on Logo? Marlo Thomas isn’t on it, but she was at the 2012 Drama League of New York “Musical Celebration of Broadway” Benefit at The Pierre Hotel last night.

That girl is 74.

Most of Zsa Zsa Gabor seen here turned 95 today, if you believe her published birth date.

Kim Kardashian is only 31. Expect at least another 50 years of her.

Hopefully, one day she’ll find her Prince… von Anhalt.

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It’s time to play everyone’s favorite home game, “Clock the Drag Queen”!

These nine beauties attended the Jersey Couture Pop-Up Beauty Bar event last night in NYC. Can you guess which one is not a biological woman?! (click pic to enlarge, scroll down for answer)

Answers: (left to right) Sammi Giancola, Tracy DiMarco, Deena Cortese, Carmen Carrera, Johanna Sambucini, Tinsley Mortimer, Sandra Denton and Cheryl Salt James, Sharie Manon.

Carmen is the man. I think.

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A model, as seen today in the Minimarket A/W 2012 Fashion Show in Stockholm, and actor Willam Belli from the new season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race.”

At least one of them is a man.

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Have you ever wondered how the Duchess of Alba always looks so fabulously beautiful? Probably not, but here’s how they do it.

These wild clippy things are attached to Cayetana’s hair, giving her that extra curl that brings out her sex appeal… making her appeal to her new husband for sex.

The effect is at once stunning and deadening in its utter magnificence!

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From last night’s “debate,” when Wolf Blitzer asked why the candidates think their wife would make a great first lady. He failed to mention Callista Gingrich’s hair!:

NEWT GINGRICH: “Let me say, first of all, having gotten to know them, I think all three of the wives represented here would be terrific first ladies. Callista and I have gotten to know all three of them, and we think they’d be fabulous people. So I would rather just to talk about why I like Callista, and why I’d like her to be first lady, but she’s not necessarily in any way better. These are wonderful people, and they would be wonderful first ladies.

But Callista brings a couple of things. One is a tremendous artistic focus. She’s done a video in music education, why it really matters. She’s a pianist by background, plays the French horn in a community band, sings in the choir of the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception. She really cares about the arts and would bring a really strong feeling for music education and for art, and why it matters to people as part of their education.

She’s also very patriotic about American exceptionalism. She’s had a best-selling “New York Times” book, children’s book, and has really reached out to young people to get them to understand America.

And she’s helped produce and host seven movies now, so she would bring an entire, I think, artistic flavor.

But — and I, obviously, would be thrilled to be able to hang out with her at the White House. So it would be good.”

She plays the French horn!

Miss Sabel Scities gets the crown in the 2012 Miss’d America Pageant held at Boardwalk Hall Arena Atlantic City on Saturday.

For the full story, visit Queerty.

Madonna, mostly 53, as seen last night at the UK premiere of her film “W.E.,” and Dolly Parton, partly 65, on a red carpet this week for “Joyful Noise.”

Another few years, and you won’t be able to tell them apart. That’s Dolly on the left.

Tiger Woods’ ex tore down this $12-million mansion in order to rebuild on the property. I get it.

There are excesses we can all do without, but when one has the resources to effectively follow every whim and desire, it’s understandable why she’d want to tear down a reasonable house to ensure that every fixture and outlet is exactly where she wants them. No one wants a room with inconvenient outlets, let alone 9,000 square feet of rooms with them. Extension cords and power strips are so inelegant.

We all spend money on things we can do without. I’m a collector and single father of an imaginary daughter, so I spend money on chatchka nonsense made possible by disposable income. I like yellow pottery, so I buy it. Some people like bigger houses, so they tear down perfectly good ones. It’s all relative.

These Darfur refugees are not going for pedicures, pre-booking seats at the ArcLight or buying Caramel Brulée Frappucinos at Starbucks. Neither am I… I do have my own personal set of values.

How can I cluck my tongue at Elin Nordegren for laying waste to a $12-million house, while I throw out some minimally expired yogurt? If I had hit the cheating spouse super lotto, would I not be shopping for a larger home for my pottery collection?

Yes, I would. But I think I’d find an existing house that I liked, and just live in it. Unless, of course, the outlets were badly placed.

The Kardashianification of speech among young women was analyzed on the “Today” show today.

Linguistics experts are unsure what the long-term effects will be… but in the short-term, it will be annoying.