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Camilla in Norway in the Rain

by Chexy on March 21, 2012

Who’s peeking out from under a brolly? Everyone knows it’s Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, on a visit to Bryggen Wharf in rainy Bergen, Norway this morning. Ever been on a Bryggen wharf?

Special precautions were taken by Norwegian government security agencies to prevent Camilla’s hair from rusting.

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Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has announced State Dept. cooperation in a new search for the remains of lost aviatrix Amelia Earhart.

She should be looking for a hair stylist.

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Hi from Cher

by Chexy on March 14, 2012

No, that’s not Ru Paul’s Drag Race contestant Chad Michaels as Cher… that’s Cher. Love the glued snowflake lashes!

THAT’s Chad as Cher.

Big pic via Celebrity Closeup

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Just Us Girls

by Chexy on March 12, 2012

“Ru Paul’s Drag Race” starlet Sharon Needles of Pittsburgh (left) visits with New York scenester and singer Amanda Lepore.

One is in drag.

Sharon describes herself as “Beautiful, spooky, and stupid.”

The competition continues tonight at 9/8c on Logo.

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Camilla, Betty and Kate Have a Tea Party

by Chexy on March 1, 2012

Queen Elizabeth II, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit Fortnum and Mason

Here’s a gorgeous way to start your day — with a photo of the great barge of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, as seen on her arrival to a Fortnum and Mason store in London for a private tour and tea with her mother-in-law, Betty Deuce, and stepdaughter-in-law, Kate, Duchess of Cambridge.

As you can see, Camilla’s hair was freshly burnished for the event (royal stylists, assorted butlers and metalworkers use a combination of Bar Keepers Friend and Goo Gone to keep it looking so fresh and shiny).

Betty and the girls were met by protestors against the sale of foie gras (that’s goose liver, for you heathens out there), and the only reason anyone would protest that is if they have never eaten it, because once you have, you just don’t care how they get it. Just kidding, animal lovers. It’s an abomination. And delicious. Send your cards and letters to Fortnum and Mason.
The girls enjoyed a tea party in the store with 150 guests. As part of the visit, 15,000 troops will receive a commemorative tin with Queen Anne tea and digestive biscuits.

Queen Elizabeth II, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit Fortnum and Mason

Kate wore an appropriately tweedy coat dress by Missoni Rex, and dutifully followed Tugboat Annie Camilla and Gran into the store. Betty clearly wants Kate to get some royal training from the expert, herself, as Kate will one day be Queen. Is she wearing stockings?

Duchess of Cambridge and Boris Johnson at Fortnum and Mason

Kate charmed Mayor Boris Johnson, who clearly looks like he’d like to get to know her better. A lot better.
Queen Elizabeth II, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge visit Fortnum and Mason
Betty wore this lovely light blue outfit with a bolero hat and sexy skirt, revealing just a hint of leg, and her usual sensible heels, seen here as she greeted the homosexuals who painted the charming pedestal behind her.

via Daily Mirror

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Friday Face: Marjorie Main

by Chexy on February 24, 2012

Marjorie Main, unlikely movie star, was born on this day in 1890, gaining fame as an MGM company player of crusty old gals, best remembered as Ma Kettle in a series of films with Percy Kilbride.

A Hoosier from Acton, Indiana, born Mary Tomlinson, she took her stage name to avoid embarrassing her minister father — and into Vaudeville she went, making it to Broadway in 1916 where she worked with W.C. Fields, and hit it in pictures by 1937, with especially good notice in “Stella Dallas.”

She would appear in over 100 films in the next 20 years, playing salty dames, housekeepers and other no-nonsense, hard-bitten women. She stole nearly every scene in which she appeared.

She married Dr. Stanley Krebs, 25 years her senior, in 1921, and was widowed in 1934. She would often converse with her late husband, in public, asking him questions and getting answers. She developed OCD, leading to a pathological fear of germs. She would often wear white gloves and a surgical mask.

Director George Sidney claimed that Main donated most of her salary to support a school.

Marjorie was nominated for Best Supporting Actress of 1947 for her work as Ma Kettle. She lost to Celeste Holm in “Gentleman’s Agreement.” Holm is now 94.

Marjorie Main built a house in Palm Desert which is for sale here.

Biographer Keith Stern claims Main had a long-term relationship with actress Spring Byington, who also starred in dozens of Golden Era films as a lovely and concerned mom. They are listed in many sources as “longtime companions.”

Main’s last appearance was in 1974 at the L.A. premiere of “That’s Entertainment,” where she was greeted with wild cheering. She had not been seen since her retirement from films in 1957. She died of lung cancer at age 85 on April 10, 1975.

Marjorie Main is today’s Friday Face.

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Malibu Lindsay

by Chexy on February 23, 2012

Former child star Lindsay Lohan appeared in court yesterday, wearing this salute to Malibu Barbie’s 50th anniversary reissue, even matching the color of her outfit!

Only one has synthetic parts, a Dynel weave, and a hollow skull.

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Mob Wives of NYC

by Chexy on February 21, 2012

“Mob Wives” giantess Big Ang disguised as Marilyn Monroe on the cover of Next, and “America’s Mayor” Rudy Giuliani at a 1997 event.

One looks like a man in drag.

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Tucked and Untucked

by Chexy on February 20, 2012

The fabulous Carmen Carrera as she appeared at a performance this month, and David Beckham as he appeared at some Cartoon Network nonsense this weekend.

I’d tuck either one.

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Are You Watching ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’?

by Chexy on February 7, 2012

Are you watching “RuPaul’s Drag Race” on Logo? Marlo Thomas isn’t on it, but she was at the 2012 Drama League of New York “Musical Celebration of Broadway” Benefit at The Pierre Hotel last night.

That girl is 74.

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