That gorgeous grandma of España, La Duquesa de Alba, grimaced for cameras while enjoying a stroll in Paris… or is she smiling? I don’t know.
Today’s ensemble features yet another floral hair decoration, this one picked up off the floor at an Islands Restaurant, a French poodle coif from a local toiletteur pour chiens, earrings and bracelet from a cart at Valley Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, and a quilted sweater jacket that also doubles as a handy non-slip bathmat, topped off by a marvelous floral and leopard-ish print scarf, because there’s not enough going on here.
Add Cleopatra blue eye makeup and the overall effect is dazzling. It’s Alba in Paris.
Sharon Needles has won RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 4, and all is right with the world. The weird boy in school, Aaron Coady of the unlikely Newton, Iowa, has been crowned — and we are all better for it. Hooray for the steel mills of Pittsburgh that forged this gorgeousness into an instant legend.
Giving a star-mix of wit and spooky fun, the face of drag is forever changed, as she joins the pantheon of ladyboy greats who sashay their way through the dragalaxy!
Congratulations to Sharon, for gallantly representing triumph over bullies, wit over anger, and gore with the glitz. She is, at once, a star in our bloody hearts!
Imagine you are traveling in Paris, when you spot something that appears to be as old as the pyramids, but it’s just Cayetana, The Duchess of Alba, having another belated honeymoon with her Duke, Alfie.
The Duchess inspired Parisians by strolling (sorta) along the Seine, visiting the Louvre (where only the Mona Lisa predates her beauty) and dining in local restaurants. A closer look, you say? Sure.
Divinity on earth. The gray floral hair decor from Targeta in Spain, the freshly French-fried hair, makeup as subtle as lemon crepe, eyebrows as thin and delicate as a ginger snap, earrings from a tourist stop in Tierra del Fuego, where she also found the sunglasses.
Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (right) examines a horse (left) while visiting the Palace Demense in Northern Ireland, in a photo just released from her March visit.
Oh, look who’s out for a walk! It’s that daffy Duchess of Alba, today wearing a floral melange — skirt from the upholstery of a nursing home couch, scarf from the Kleenex Box Collection at Target, and a purse that I think is one of the Jerry Garcia tee shirts with a chain added.
Top it all off with a flower clip-on found in a Walgreens bin… and she’s serving hot duchess all day long, until it’s time for meds. What’s that? You’d like a closer look? Sure.
Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall was called a “fairy godmother” by a British food organization for which she has been serving as patron.
”At British Food Fortnight we call her our fairy godmother because we really would not have made the event without her,” a group spokesperson told Hello! magazine. Camilla has the daunting task of promoting British food. Good luck with that.
Camilla is seen here in 2005, wearing the magnificent Delhi Durbar Tiara, a gift to Queen Mary from the Maharani of Patiala.
The Grande Dame of Gorgeousness, Camilla, Duchess of Rothesay (yup, she’s that too), took her act on the road, landing this time in Aberdeen, Scotland, where she met with music university students and sampled some of the local goodies.
Wearing a tartan plaid dress, dark jacket and a pearl collar, the Duchess appears to have had her hair sanded down for spring.
Aretha Franklin (called “Re” at Whitney Houston’s funeral by Dionne Warwick) as seen at the TV Land event in New York on Saturday, and majestic “Drag Race” doyenne Latrice Royale as seen by artist Chad Sell.
