For Republican whack job Michelle Bachmann, It’s back to her day job as Satan’s secretary a Minnesota Representative, after the 55-year-old neo-fascist came in 6th in the Iowa caucuses, having received a terrifying 5% of the vote. She can also go back to her husband’s counseling practice (he’s not a licensed psychologist in Minnesota), where they attempt to transform homosexuals into heteros.
Just talk to this little Saudi boy, who has lots of dates for sale in Riyadh.
During Ramadan, devout Muslims abstain from food, drink and sex from dawn until sunset. Since Ramadan began…
2011.08.02 (Kunduz, Afghanistan) – Four are killed when Muslim extremists stage a Shahid attack on a guesthouse used by foreigners.
2011.08.02 (Cotabato, Philippines) – A 7-year-old child is among two killed by a Jemaah Islamiyah bomb blast.
2011.08.01 (Atariwal, Pakistan) – A woman dies from injuries when Taliban militants fire a rocket into her home.
2011.08.01 (Mogadishu, Somalia) – Two African peacekeepers are blown to bits by a Fedayeen suicide bomber.
2011.07.31 (Baghdad, Iraq) – An education official and his son are executed by Muslim ‘insurgents’.
2011.07.31 (Kashgar, China) – Members of the East Turkestan Islamic Movement kill a restaurant owner and waiter, then hack four others to death.
The mouth that roared has flushed his unlaunched presidential race down a toilet in Trump Tower, where it’s a long way to the sewer from whence it came.
Donald Trump broke the hearts of comedians everywhere when he announced this morning that he would not be subjecting his hair to the windy runways of local airports in a 2012 run for the Oval Office, opting instead for the porcelain oval above.
He released a statement but I sure as hell won’t reprint it here.
Trump did not site his being named a three-time “Putz of the Week” on Chexydecimal as one of the reasons for his aborted run, but instead said that if he did run, he’d win. Putz.
Be sure to boycott all Trump programming and properties whenever you can.
The Scientologists have purchased the former PBS affiliate KCET in Los Angeles, reportedly for $14 million, and it looks like they need a studio to produce television programming to spread the word about their loony fanaticism.
Here’s a few of the titles we might expect:
Battlefield Earth: The Series
Suri’s Me Street
E-Metering with the Stars
I Love Xenu
The Real Housewives of Clearwater
The A-List with John Travolta and Tom Cruise
Without a Trace… of Personality
Live with Xenu and Kelly Preston
As the Volcano Turns
All My Children Are Brainwashed
A Billion Lives to Live
L. Ron Hubbard’s Celebrity Apprentice
Truth or Consequences
I’ve Got a Secret
Law & Order: Suppressive Persons Unit
America’s Funniest Homo Videos That We Keep in Our Vaults
Good Morning, Hemet!
Glib, She Wrote
Talk Barley Soup
Two and a Half Thetans
Auditor Science Fiction Theatre 3000
American Idol: OT VII
Married… with Children, But Only for Show
by Chexy and Johnny Lopez
Tom Cruise pic from Anorak.co.UK
Before Adolf Hitler came up with his final solution, he dabbled in painting. Hard to think of Hitler dabbling, but he did, as seen in the floral work above.
His easel is about to go up for auction. Anything about Der Fuehrer always creates a furor.
It’s bad enough that he’s the purveyor of such a monumental heap of reality drivel as “Celebrity Apprentice,” but this week, The Douche That Ate New York jacked up his phony presidential aspirations with an attack on President Obama’s birth, inciting the crazies who lap up that nonsense with the enthusiasm of the Fancy Feast kitty… and with the same intellect.
Here’s Obama’s birth certificate — and he’s the only President to have ever provided one.
The idiots in the so-called “birther” movement say “It says Certification of Live Birth, it’s not the same thing as a birth certificate.” This kind of statement should only serve to affirm their idiocy. Many states call their birth certificates “Certifcation of Live Birth.” This is beyond “duh,” it’s duh covered in horse manure and served up at Republican fundraisers.
Trump used this tired argument to get publicity this week — saying he’s considering running for President, and drumming up viewers for a show that puts has-beens and never-wases in situations that cause them to act nearly as ridiculously as birthers.
For his sheer blowhardedness, imbecilic rants, tiresome show and all around prickness, Donald Trump is Putz of the Week.
Official orange douche and homophobic billionaire wannabe president Donald Trump and his hair pose for some bullshit for the Indianapolis 500, because if you’re watching “Celebrity Apprentice,” surely you’ll be amused by cars repeatedly driving around in a loop for hours.
In L.A. we call that the 101.
Michael Loccisano/Getty/Indianapolis Motor Speedway
