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How Will I Know You?

by Chexy on June 2, 2011

Fashion designer Katherine Hamnett, who should probably know better, wore this Sesame Street molting of a hat to collect her Commander of the British Empire medal from Betty Deuce on Wednesday… or is that one of Rihanna’s wigs?

Naturally, this is a Philip Treacy creation, the same meshuggenah milliner who created Princess Beatrice’s wacky royal wedding bonnet.

Nothing shows respect for royalty quite like a Treacy topper.

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How Will I Know You?

by Chexy on April 27, 2011

No, that’s not Britney Spears’ grandmother, that’s designer Zandra Rhodes, 70, in her best “How will I know you?” outfit, as she appeared last night at BritWeek’s VIP reception at the British Consul General’s residence in Los Angeles.

Nothing quite says “I’m fabulous” like Jean Harlow eyebrows, a Halloween wig from “Aahs!” novelty store, and some jewelry found in “The Little Mermaid” gift shop at Disney World Orlando.

Here’s a better look so you can recreate this makeup at home… on your grandmother.

Batteries not included.

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Lohan — What Do You See?

by Chexy on April 1, 2011

Allegedly lightfingered Lindsay Lohan as she appeared last night at a screening of “Source Code” in NYC, and a Rorschach inkblot.

One is a standard by which to judge craziness.

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What the Chuck?

by Chexy on March 9, 2011

Prince Chuck of Wales, 62, dropped by Queen Elizabeth Hospital today in Birmingham, England, where he toured the ward and chatted with troops wounded in Afghanistan.

Chuck’s eyebrows were examined by staff doctors, who marveled at their robust condition.

Special accommodations for Chuck’s brows will be made at Westminster Abbey for next month’s royal wedding, where a side doorway is being enlarged to allow his entrance.

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Cate Blanchett’s Oscar Dress

by Chexy on February 28, 2011

Cate Blanchett as seen last night in Givenchy… and a 1949 Raytheon Belmont television.

Both get bad reception.

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MAC on This

by Chexy on February 24, 2011

Lady Gaga as seen in a capture from her new MAC cosmetics video ad push, and Donatella Versace as seen yesterday at some Fashion Week event in Milan.

One has bleached-to-shit hair, overdone eye makeup and hideous fleshtone lipstick.

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Kim Kardashian, Corpse Bride

by Chexy on February 24, 2011

Squeaky reality hag Kim Kardashian as seen without makeup the other day, and Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride.

One has inflated lips, bad hair and no discernible talent.

ty Johnny Lopez

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Paul Costelloe

by Chexy on February 18, 2011

A handsome model in a hideous overcoat as seen at the Paul Costelloe Show at London Fashion Week today, and below…

a highly unfortunate sofa seen at Jubilee Furniture in Carol Stream, IL, for $75.

You can’t buy taste.

Gareth Cattermole/Getty/Jubilee

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Chexy’s Fashion Report: Jose Castro

by Chexy on February 3, 2011

Here’s a look I can totally see on a former Alaska governor, as seen at the Jose Castro show at Valencia Fashion Week in Spain.

This is for when you want to look like your Pier 1 sofa and pillows exploded on you, melting your iPad onto your head and killing your Irish Setter.

The belt is nice.

Photo by Xaume Olleros/Getty

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Kim Kardashian Attempts a Facial Expression!

by Chexy on January 31, 2011

Kim Kardashian attempted a facial expression with her pillow face during one of her abominable Kardashian shit shows on E! — allegedly upset about being photographed naked for W magazine. She describes it as “porn.”

Oh, Kim, honey, that wasn’t porn. This was porn.

And you got a lot of money for both. So shut up.

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