Fashion designer Katherine Hamnett, who should probably know better, wore this Sesame Street molting of a hat to collect her Commander of the British Empire medal from Betty Deuce on Wednesday… or is that one of Rihanna’s wigs?
Naturally, this is a Philip Treacy creation, the same meshuggenah milliner who created Princess Beatrice’s wacky royal wedding bonnet.
Nothing shows respect for royalty quite like a Treacy topper.
No, that’s not Britney Spears’ grandmother, that’s designer Zandra Rhodes, 70, in her best “How will I know you?” outfit, as she appeared last night at BritWeek’s VIP reception at the British Consul General’s residence in Los Angeles.
Nothing quite says “I’m fabulous” like Jean Harlow eyebrows, a Halloween wig from “Aahs!” novelty store, and some jewelry found in “The Little Mermaid” gift shop at Disney World Orlando.
Here’s a better look so you can recreate this makeup at home… on your grandmother.
Prince Chuck of Wales, 62, dropped by Queen Elizabeth Hospital today in Birmingham, England, where he toured the ward and chatted with troops wounded in Afghanistan.
Chuck’s eyebrows were examined by staff doctors, who marveled at their robust condition.
Special accommodations for Chuck’s brows will be made at Westminster Abbey for next month’s royal wedding, where a side doorway is being enlarged to allow his entrance.
Kim Kardashian attempted a facial expression with her pillow face during one of her abominable Kardashian shit shows on E! — allegedly upset about being photographed naked for W magazine. She describes it as “porn.”