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Face Beaters

by Chexy on May 11, 2011

Reality star Kim Kardashian (left) as she appeared last night at Club Trousdale in Hollywood as spokesho for Midori, and former Disney World dancer Alexis Mateo (right), honey, as she appeared on “Ru Paul’s Drag Race” Season 3, in which she placed 3rd.

One reeks of porn, one’s Puerto Rican.

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Ho-Some TV — Gigolos on sHOwtime

by Chexy on April 7, 2011

Just when you thought those Kardashian hos had the market cornered in idiotic reality shows, comes (yeah) “Gigolos” — a show about real hos. The men kind.

Meet “the hardest (ahem) working men in Las Vegas.” Premieres tonight.

via Johnny Lopez

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Real Housewives of Empty Culture

by Chexy on November 3, 2010

Real Housewives of New Jersey at some fashion nonsense last night, and real housewife of Alaska, Sarah Palin.

Of the 60 candidates the Horror from the Tundra endorsed, less than half won.
Still, there’s a trend in the US of elevating idiotic women to positions of prominence. Make it stop.

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Kim Kardashian Does Halloween

by Chexy on November 1, 2010

Kim Kardashian, in a costume best described as Red Riding Ho… as seen at Heidi Klum’s 2010 Halloween bash in NYC.

Bryan Bedder/Getty

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Kim Kardashian Birthday Party

by Chexy on October 22, 2010

It’s finally happened. Kim Kardashian’s face is apparently so shot full of fillers and Botox that she can no longer create any expression whatsoever.

This is Kim attempting to look joyful at her 65th 50th 30th birthday party at Cipriani in NYC last night, where anybody who is nobody joined in the fun/reality show filming.

Oh, that’s not a necklace, btw, it’s an elaborate construction of weights and counterweights that keep her bottom lip from exploding and allow her to speak (also unfortunate).

Kim also denied rumors that there would be a million-dollar birthday cake, saying she’d rather someone gave that money to charity. She had no compunction last month, however, about spending $100,000 on pocketbooks in Paris. She’s a saint!

Additional support provided by New York’s finest.

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass

by Chexy on October 12, 2010

Kim Kardashian’s ass, spray-painted silver for W magazine, and below, Disney Hall in Los Angeles.

So alike, and yet only one seats 2,265.

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No Iron Bar Hilton for Paris

by Chexy on September 20, 2010

Paris Hilton appears to lick the last of some coke off her teeth in a Las Vegas courtroom this morning, where the wayward heiress copped a plea to avoid jail time for her “not my purse” cocaine possession.

She’ll pay a $2,000 fine (her purses cost more, without drugs in them), and serve 200 hours of community service.

Can’t a girl get a fair shake in Vegas?

Getty

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Cher Shares Too Much

by Chexy on September 12, 2010

Cher, 77, put on her geriatric Bob Mackie ho best for her appearance at the Las Vegas Porn Awards MTV VMAs.

Ensure does a body good!

It’s really to her credit that Cher has managed to remain a star for nearly 50 years, while managing to raise two healthy sons.

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Fleshtone Lipstick Fail: Kardashian Edition

by Chexy on August 18, 2010

While Kim Kardashian’s face continues to undergo its metamorphosis from attractive Armenian girl to stretched and filled Imelda Marcos wannabe, she has accentuated the chipmunk-cheeked horror by choosing the dreaded fleshtone lipstick — which looks good on no one.

Kim is only 30 years old, but has already achieved the cosmetically enhanced look of a woman more than twice her age.

This is not beauty.

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Chelsea’s Wedding

by Chexy on July 30, 2010

Never adorable former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton will be married this weekend, and you can see by the above pic that she’s gotten more photogenic.

She’s apparently dropped thirty pounds for her Great Big Jewish Wedding. Well, the groom’s family, anyway.

It’s no surprise she picked a Jewish guy. Her father used to date a Jewish girl.

Mazel Tov!

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