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Chelsea’s Wedding

by Chexy on July 30, 2010

Never adorable former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton will be married this weekend, and you can see by the above pic that she’s gotten more photogenic.

She’s apparently dropped thirty pounds for her Great Big Jewish Wedding. Well, the groom’s family, anyway.

It’s no surprise she picked a Jewish guy. Her father used to date a Jewish girl.

Mazel Tov!

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Tramp, Gypsy and Weaves

by Chexy on July 6, 2010

Porn star Kim Kardashian, mostly 29, on a promo trip to Las Vegas last week, and retired Las Vegas entertainer Cher, mostly 64, as seen in a promotional photo from the upcoming film “Burlesque.”

So alike, and yet only one has two sons.

h/t J.Lo

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Tiger Puts It Out There

by Chexy on July 1, 2010

Thinking he’s chatting up a tacky New Jersey waitress wearing flesh-tone lipstick, Tiger Woods puts the moves on Jon Bon Jovi during the opening ceremonies at some golf tournament in Pennsylvania on Wednesday.

There are reports today that ex-wife Elin is set to gobble up as much as $750M for her troubles, with the stipulation that he keep his hos away from her children. Are you listening, Bon Jovi?

Stan Badz/PGA Tour

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Why They Hate Us

by Chexy on June 30, 2010

Season 2 of “Jersey Shore” debuts July 29th.

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Faces in the Crowd

by Chexy on June 25, 2010

Talent-free porn star Kim Kardashian, 29, appeared at the “Twilight: Eclipse” premiere last night in Los Angeles, not to be confused with It boy Taylor Lautner, 18.

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When Porn Stars Age

by Chexy on May 26, 2010


Well, it’s happened. Kim Kardashian has apparently used so much Botox and lip plumper that she’s unable to move her face at all, as seen at some Armani event last night in Hollywood. Most of Kim will be 30 in October, and girl is clearly taking it hard, and we know from her film work that she does.

Expect her to appear on next season’s “Dancing with the Stars.” Oh, wait, nevermind.

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Rielle Hunter: Yup, I’m John Edwards

by Chexy on May 2, 2010


In a shocking revelation, Rielle Hunter revealed exclusively to Chexydecimal that she is, in fact, John Edwards.

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Heather Mills’ Leg is Potential Threat

by Chexy on March 16, 2010


Britain’s most unpopular amputee, former Beatle wife Heather Mills, was stopped at Heathrow Airport when her artificial leg required swabbing for explosives. There were none.

Heather has reportedly blown through the nearly $100 million settlement from her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney.

Adding insult to motorcycle injury, she was denied admission to Heathrow’s First Class lounge.

She could sue, but she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

Try the veal.

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Khloe Kardashian and Herman Munster

by Chexy on February 24, 2010


Khloe Kardashian as she appeared at a Three-O Vodka launch at Quo Nightclub in NYC last night, and Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster.

So alike, and yet only one is a real monster.

Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

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Tiger’s Tale: No Hos No Mo Bro

by Chexy on February 19, 2010


He’s so sorry.

Can we all move on now?

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