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Elephantine Scientologist Kirstie Alley has squashed rumors that she’ll be pounding the parquet on “Dancing with the Stars” next season, by tweeting that she won’t be — but might do it in the future if asked.
She didn’t state the reason, but the debut of the Burger King Pizza Burger may be a factor.
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Designer Vivienne Westwood as seen at a press view of “Vivienne Westwood Shoes: An Exhibition 1973- 2010″ at Selfridges in London, and MoonDreamers Evil Scowlene from Hasbro (enemy of My Little Pony).
So alike, and yet only one keeps everyone awake at night with her nightmare crystals.
Ian Gavan/Getty
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Jew-hatin’ imbecile Jesse James has found his burnt match in reality idiot Kat Von D, and I’d say it’s a match made in a garage somewhere in Orange County.
The moronic Von D tweeted this morning that she was indeed dating the former husband of Sandra Bullock, who kicked his ass to the 405 off ramp after his affair with a Nazi-esque stripper became front-page news.
I hope these two will be happy together — they can spend all their free time getting tattooed, because it looks so pretty on them.
Remember, kids, nothing says I loved you like having to remove a tattoo.
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While Kim Kardashian’s face continues to undergo its metamorphosis from attractive Armenian girl to stretched and filled Imelda Marcos wannabe, she has accentuated the chipmunk-cheeked horror by choosing the dreaded fleshtone lipstick — which looks good on no one.
Kim is only 30 years old, but has already achieved the cosmetically enhanced look of a woman more than twice her age.
This is not beauty.
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Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, in an appearance last weekend at a London memorial service marking the end of WWII. It’s been weeks since she graced her public with her lovely visage, though it seems like much longer.
Camilla’s own war against the senses continues, as seen in this craptabulous pink bonnet, festooned with roses made of used pink Kleenex tissues and fabric coils flown specially to the royal milliner from Jo-Ann Fabrics in Sherman Oaks, California.
She also had her hair colored at the local Y. Top it all off with a pearl necklace worthy of the royal jewels, and there you have her. Please.
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They have some fuckery down in Brazil! That’s singing star Cauby Peixoto at last night’s 21st Brazilian Music Awards in Rio de Janeiro, with a wig from the Mamie Eisenhower estate, and an eyebrow job that would make Joan Crawford angry. Here’s Cauby and his eyebrows in his heyday…
and another recent pic…
Cauby, amazingly, is not in transition.
Buda Mendes/LatinContent/Getty Images
for J.Lo
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Teen idol Justin Bieber and his hair as they appeared last night at some flood benefit in Nashville, and former teen idol Leif Garrett without his hair as he appeared in his recent mugshot following a heroin bust. Garrett will appear on “Celebrity Rehab” this coming season.
Both adorable.
Frederick Breedon/Getty Images
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That hot sphinx of the bench, Judge Marsha Revel, has recused herself from the Lindsay Lohan case, after the prosecuting attorney was about to bust her ass for allegedly fiddling with persons involved in the case without discussing it with the attorneys, reports TMZ.
She’ll now be able to follow her dream of working the Estee Lauder counter at Macy’s, where she can share her beauty tips with the hoi polloi.
Somewhere, in a lonely rehab in West L.A., a little freckled girl is laughing.
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That hotness is Lynda Erkiletian at the premiere party for “The Real Housewives of D.C.” held at The Madison Hotel in Washington, DC.
I like how her makeup makes her facial fillers look so natural, and that dress does wonders for her shriveled arms… and is really flattering to her hips and bustline, making it unclear where anything begins and ends.
Of course she knows how to dress! She owns the top modeling agency in DC!
Kris Connor/Getty Images
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"These are simple people. The common clay. You know... morons."
--Gene Wilder as "The Waco Kid" in Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles"
