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Lakers darling Kobe Bryant won’t be charged in the matter of a church scuffle in San Diego in which a man claimed he was injured by Kobe at St. Therese of Carmel last August, when Bryant reportedly snatched the man’s cell phone from his hand, thinking he was taking pictures of the tongue-wagging ball tosser.
Kobe is not a rapist or an adulterer, and he’s not a brawler.
No photos, please.
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Emaciated reality widow Taylor Armstrong, mostly 40, wants to help all anorectic reality wives who have lost their husbands and gained lippage… through her new book, “Hiding from Reality; My Story of Love, Loss, and Finding the Courage from Within” or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Checks.”
Wearing the pained expression of Botoxed cheerfulness, Taylor is making the rounds with her new tome, having popped by various morning shows to show how she’s recovered from mourning, but still wearing her widow’s weeds… and a Breck girl hairdo rescued from a Miss Mississippi 1977 pageant.
I can’t wait to read her book. I’ll be hanging on every word.
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in bad form, bad hair, books, hot messes, my nerves, reality tvIt’s time to play everyone’s favorite home game, “Clock the Drag Queen”!
These nine beauties attended the Jersey Couture Pop-Up Beauty Bar event last night in NYC. Can you guess which one is not a biological woman?! (click pic to enlarge, scroll down for answer)
Answers: (left to right) Sammi Giancola, Tracy DiMarco, Deena Cortese, Carmen Carrera, Johanna Sambucini, Tinsley Mortimer, Sandra Denton and Cheryl Salt James, Sharie Manon.
Carmen is the man. I think.
via Johnny Lopez
Getty
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Actor Tom Cruise and daughter Suri spent yesterday at Disneyland.
One of them dreams of being a pretty princess.
for J.Lo
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They’re back! Rose Parade hosts Bob Eubanks of “The Newlywed Game” and “Stephanie Edwards” of Lucky supermarket commercials (yeah, they’re gone) will once again bore the minions with details on the making of the ridiculous floats sailing down Colorado Blvd. in Pasadena today.
Last year, Stephanie said she was going to put nuts on her face.
I’m looking forward to seeing how that worked out for her.
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Kim Kardashian is tweeting some, er, titillating news regarding a possible Barbie in her likeness. This makes perfect sense, since every red-blooded parent wants her daughter to emulate a failed porn star.
Kim tweeted at the Ken doll (yes, I really wrote that, and yes, Ken is on the Twitter, and yes, I said “the Twitter” ironically), “Merry Christmas Barbs @Barbie Style! Long time no see! What did Ken get you for Christmas? Miss you doll!” Then, “Barbie” responded, “Happy Doll-idays to you too @KimKardashian! See you in 2012?”
Well-hung rap star, lummox basketballer and vapid sisters all sold separately. Mercifully, there’s no indication that the doll will speak.
In other Barbie news, Donna Douglas (below, left), whose life has been consigned to being Elly Mae Clampett of “The Beverly Hillbillies,” has just won a settlement against Mattel for using her likeness without permission.
Amy asked me, “Does the Kim doll come with Botox?” I don’t know where she learns these things.
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Sylvester Stallone and his Danish wife Brigitte Nielsen (who was involved in a car accident last night) “back in the day,” and American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert and his Finnish boyfriend, Sauli Koskinen, who were both arrested last night for fighting outside of a club in Finland.
What would Jackie do?
Stallone’s mother, Jackie Stallone, photographed four years ago at age 86. Most of her just turned 90.
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Lady Gaga as she appeared today at Narita Airport in Tokyo, and veteran actress Sylvia Miles, 79, as she appeared recently in NYC.
It’s only a matter of time.
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The Gabor sisters; Magda, Zsa Zsa, Eva and their mother Jolie circa 1958, and below, the Kardashians last night in Las Vegas.
Ten, nine, eight…
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No, this isn’t a promotion for a new Tom Cruise zombie movie… oh, wait, yes it is.
Tom is doing a promo tour for “Mission Impossible 132″ and stopped in Madrid, where he met up with the stunning Duchess of Alba.
I don’t know which of the two is more frightening.
Oh, she is definitely more frightening than the duchess.
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