Billy Slater of the Maroons helps you with your diet. Thanks, Billy.
Chan Sung “The Korean Zombie” Jung attempts to secure a triangle choke submission against Dustin Poirier in bout in Fairfax, VA. I call it something else.
And one for the girls… Billie Jean King (right) cozies up to the Phillie Phanatic before tossing out the first pitch on Tuesday.
Jan Vertonghen (it means ‘Put your tongue in’) of Amsterdam tosses his shirt to a fan. Dayum!
Justin Sellers of the Dodgers (legs in air) makes a catch and tumbles into the stands in the 9th inning — for the second out. You can see he’s a great catcher.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Hump Day edition.
Cole Hamels of the Philadelphia Phillies vogues on the mound at Turner Field in ATL. He puts the ball in baseball.
Olivier Kapo Obou (shirtless) is grabbed by Cameroonian forward Alain Traore as French defender Kamel Chafni (reaching), wants a piece, after Obou scored a goal during some match in Auxerre.
Radamel Falcao of Madrid drives the fans wild after a victory. Everybody wins.
Mario Gomez of Munich takes a victory lap in Madrid. Would you mind him in your lap?
David Hille of the Bombers in Melbourne… or one of The Avengers?
Coach Ricardo Ferreti of the Tigres and coach Tomas Boy of Morelia fondly embrace at the quarterfinals.
Hatem Ben Arfa (pronounced “Arfa”) of Newcastle (right) goes after David Silva of Manchester City. I totally get that.
Andrea Lisuzzo and Marco Rigoni have a moment that isn’t too private. Sweet.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Big Bowl of Rigoni Please edition.
The image of fabulous “Drag Race” superstar Latrice Royale has appeared on a slice of toast in a Grand Slam Breakfast at a Denny’s in Bakersfield, California.
The Vatican immediately issued a statement confirming Latrice’s divinity, saying, “She’s chunky and funky and holy. She’s Latrice Motherfuckin’ Royale.”
That grand lady of Spain, the Duchess of Alba, Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart, brought her loveliness to the “Orange and Lemon” in Madrid, where they honor the nice and unpleasant celebs.
Europa Press captured this moment of sheer beauty as the Duchess’ dewy makeup reflected in the purple light of a spring night in Spain (apologies to Cole Porter).
In seemingly unrelated beauty news, Sharon Needles won last night’s “Drag Race” Bitch Ball challenge.
Matt Garza of the Cubs messes up the face of Jeff Samardzija with shaving cream at Wrigley Field. Jeff is a good sport.
Paul Scholes of Manchester United gets a hug from callipygian hot dad Ryan Giggs. Nice gig.
Gijs Van Hoecke (pronounced “Gijs Van Hoecke”) and Kenny De Ketele of Belgium celebrate winning the Men’s Madison cycling thingy in Melbourne. Here’s another view…
Those seats get ridden hard.
Can you hear my muscles? Stephen Ferris of Ulster celebrates a victory at the Heineken Cup match in Limerick. We win.
Jefferson Farfan picks up Klaas-Jan Huntelaar and runs off with him during a game in Hamburg.
Hot blonde Aurelien Rougerie acknowledges his fans. Are you one?
Adorable Buster Posey of the San Francisco Giants shows off his nice big bat on opening day against the Arizona Diamondbacks in Phoenix. But alas…
He’s a catcher.
This has been Chexy’s Sports Roundup, Play Ball edition.
