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Have you ever wondered how the Duchess of Alba always looks so fabulously beautiful? Probably not, but here’s how they do it.
These wild clippy things are attached to Cayetana’s hair, giving her that extra curl that brings out her sex appeal… making her appeal to her new husband for sex.
The effect is at once stunning and deadening in its utter magnificence!
for Janet Cunningham
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in bad hair, can you believe it?, duchess of alba, girls will be girls, how will i know you?, royalsCarole Cook, 84, appeared last night at the Paley Center’s screening of the Carol Channing film, “Larger Than Life.” Miss Cook is the star of such kitsch classics as “The Incredible Mr. Limpet” and “Palm Springs Weekend.” She is neither surprised nor startled. She is merely fabulous. Hair by Technicolor. Makeup by Dupont.
“West Side Story” remnant George Chakiris, 77, attempted some type of facial expression. Greek chic! This is a very convincing weave. I’m not sure if he’s about to smile or weep.
Michael Learned, 72, the mom on “The Waltons,” looked relaxed and alert, perhaps shocked, I’m not sure. Goodnight, John Boy.
Conservative Republican Connie Stevens, 73, with a spectacular lipliner fail, with some type of hair that looks like it’s been infiltrated by makeup left on a pillow. Those are not maggots, that’s part of her dress.
The effervescent Ruta Lee, star of 1954′s “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,” is giving Lithuanian glamour, and a makeup applied with more force than a “Drag Race” contestant. Don’t you just want to kiss her? She always looks like she’s chewing gum. Labas rytas!
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From Jesse Rosten, the latest in fixing your face. For some, it won’t work.
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The Tory Burch “Layce” sandal, available at Nordstrom.
ty Miss O.
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It would be hard to top this delish-a-trocius sweater for sheer horribleness, but over the next few weeks, I’ll try.
One couldn’t pay for this sweater, she had to have made it herself. This is what happens when you drink and sew.
Here’s a holiday wrap that invites you to bring on the egg nog… and pour it all over this mess. Ho ho ho.
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Lady shares her views on the American justice system. I don’t quite understand what they are, but she shares them.
for E.
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Gabourey Sidibe appeared on “The View” Monday.
Can you spot her?
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Olivia Newton-John as seen last night at the Rome Film Festival, and “Entertainment Tonight” chatterbox Steven Cojocaru as seen last month at an Emmy party.
Cheeks is the word.
ht J.Lo
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A very demure Gabourey Sidibe as seen at the 2011 National Art Awards at Cipriani last night in NYC.
Gabby is wearing a figure-hugging blue sheath, with slits up the sides (they are not rips) to reveal a darling print skirt underneath. The neckline reveals only her elbow cleavage.
Add a pair of hot red heels and no Spanx, and the look is complete!
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Former man Amanda Lepore at some opening in NYC last night, and occasional man Lady Gaga somewhere sometime.
It is believed that neither has a penis.
by Chexy and Johnny Lopez
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